4 definitions by Chullage
Supporter 1: Well, yesterday i call Tracy and them she said that...
Supporter 2: GOAAALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
Supporter 1: GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!
Stadium: ...OOOOLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
by Chullage September 30, 2008
A goal celebration happens when a goal is scored by a player, usually leading him to an orgasm. The team mates will often join the orgasmic session yelling and jumping around, grabbing and molesting him (in a good way).
Sometimes this goes to far, with the team mates jumping on him, incapable of holding themselves.
Sometimes this goes to far, with the team mates jumping on him, incapable of holding themselves.
Goal Celebration example:
*Player 1 scores a goal.
*Player 1 starts running and yelling to the cameras.
*Player 2 grabs him.
*Player 3 slaps player 1's ass.
*Player 4 and 5 join the session by taking player 1 down.
*Player 6 jumps on player 1, while player 1 is lying on the floor still screaming and having an orgasm.
*All team mates orgasm with player 1.
*Player 1 gets up and thank them and the crowd.
*Player 1 scores a goal.
*Player 1 starts running and yelling to the cameras.
*Player 2 grabs him.
*Player 3 slaps player 1's ass.
*Player 4 and 5 join the session by taking player 1 down.
*Player 6 jumps on player 1, while player 1 is lying on the floor still screaming and having an orgasm.
*All team mates orgasm with player 1.
*Player 1 gets up and thank them and the crowd.
by Chullage February 3, 2009
Is what you do when your parents arent home. If they are, that may be dangerous. It means masturbation in case you didn't know. Its also a funny way to say it.
(no parents in your house):
You: *fap fap fap*
(with parents in your house):
You: *fap fap fap*
Your mother: (opens door) Son i need that...
You: *fap* HOLY SHHI- (falls down the bed, grabs everything and does a tornado flip)
Your mother: (closes the door)
You: FFFFUUUUUU...
You: *fap fap fap*
(with parents in your house):
You: *fap fap fap*
Your mother: (opens door) Son i need that...
You: *fap* HOLY SHHI- (falls down the bed, grabs everything and does a tornado flip)
Your mother: (closes the door)
You: FFFFUUUUUU...
by Chullage February 2, 2009
The most badass character from Naruto.
Hes pretty hardcore because he controls sand and has a wicked tattoo on his head. Gaara likes to walk in the beach, destroying kids sand castles, just to build a giant mansion of sand to brag about it.
Hes pretty hardcore because he controls sand and has a wicked tattoo on his head. Gaara likes to walk in the beach, destroying kids sand castles, just to build a giant mansion of sand to brag about it.
A day with Gaara:
Kid: Hey! Look at my sand castle!
*Gaara kicks it*
Kid: Hey man wtf!
Gaara: I love to kill things.
Kid: Emo bitch! No one loves you! Kill yourself! I hate you! I HATE YOU!!!
Gaara: What... did... YOU SAY??????????
AAHHRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHYTTHT!!
*gaara goes gaga*
Kid: HOLY SHIT!
Gaara: YOU DONT LIKE ME??? ARRGG! THE PAIN!!! DIE!!!!!
*gaara kills the kid by snapping every bone of him with his sand. Them he makes the body explode, leading to a bloody mess: gibs all over. Them he picks the kids heart, and smashes it with his hand, with blood and blue veins coming from all sides The carnage is unbelievable*
Gaara: I feel better :)
And thats a day in Gaara's life.
Kid: Hey! Look at my sand castle!
*Gaara kicks it*
Kid: Hey man wtf!
Gaara: I love to kill things.
Kid: Emo bitch! No one loves you! Kill yourself! I hate you! I HATE YOU!!!
Gaara: What... did... YOU SAY??????????
AAHHRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHYTTHT!!
*gaara goes gaga*
Kid: HOLY SHIT!
Gaara: YOU DONT LIKE ME??? ARRGG! THE PAIN!!! DIE!!!!!
*gaara kills the kid by snapping every bone of him with his sand. Them he makes the body explode, leading to a bloody mess: gibs all over. Them he picks the kids heart, and smashes it with his hand, with blood and blue veins coming from all sides The carnage is unbelievable*
Gaara: I feel better :)
And thats a day in Gaara's life.
by Chullage February 3, 2009