Christopher's definitions

Glad Rag

A happy little bit of reusable fabricused for cleaning up ejaculant after masturbation.

Andrew never wasted precious cashon tissues after he got a glad rag.

by Christopher April 2, 2005

heavys

Usually used to refer to one's mates, minions, or grunts.

(someone who has just been beefed): I'm gonna call my heavy's down to sort this chump out.

by Christopher December 6, 2004

tops

Aussie, Irish, Scottish, English slang

Fantastic. Wonderful.

Ahh she's tops mate. Reeaaal tops.

by christopher January 20, 2004

fuck ass coola

When an African-American male forgets a cooler in his "crib" and needs to return to retrieve it.

"I had ta drive home to pick up this FUCK ASS COOLA."

by Christopher April 10, 2005

popmop

a large beatles, vulcan style, haircut worn by indierockers of the indie genre

Oh no...your boyfriends got a popmop.
I cant have him come along to the show.

by christopher January 20, 2004

unbeliever

The Islamic Quranic description of a Jew or Christian. Sometimes the word 'disbeliever' is used in the same way but still has the same meaning. See also Kafir

Qur’an 5:73 "They are surely unbelievers who blaspheme and say: ‘God is one of three in the Trinity for there is no Ilah God except One, Allah. If they desist not from saying this blasphemy, verily a grievous penalty will befall them—the unbelievers will suffer a painful doom.”

by Christopher January 25, 2005

shroomadelica

fresh evidence that the nme is AIDS

hey! lets come up with the shittiest ever name for a scene, using a tired pun from a cack overated album! lets call it Shroomadelica!

by christopher May 14, 2004