2 definitions by ChimneyBandit

Chimney Sweeping

Giving butterfly kisses on someone's asshole

Did you know Sean has pink eye?

Yeah he was chimney sweeping that sketchy chick from the bar last night.

Serves him right.

by ChimneyBandit January 3, 2020

Red Lobster

When a man with a bifid penis has sex with a girl on her period making his dual penis appear like the claw of a lobster this is known as the red lobster.

Is that a red lobster? No that's Steve's bifid penis. He just banged that chick that's on the tag.

by ChimneyBandit January 6, 2020