Definitions by CharlesVA

Dog in a Bathtub 

This is the proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named this because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

"I gave that bitch a dog in a bathtub"

Dog in a Bathtub by CharlesVA August 5, 2006

Pink Glove 

This frequently happens during sex when a girl is not wet enough. When you pull out, the inside of her twat sticks to your cock. Thus, the pink glove.

"I was fuckin this hoe last night, bitch was dry as hell, she kept giving me the pink glove"

Pink Glove by CharlesVA August 5, 2006

Mushroom 

A Mushroom is when you dip your cock in paint or ink, And slap someone in the face with it when they are passed out. Thus leaving a mushroom imprint on their face.

"At this party last night, Kim was the first to pass out, So I gave her a mushroom"

Mushroom by CharlesVA August 5, 2006

The Fur Ball 

You're chomping away at some mighty Zena who has a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's afro, when a mammoth fur ball gets lodged in your throat. You punch her.

"The fur ball got stuck in my throat while I was eatin her out, So I knocked the bitch out!"

The Fur Ball by CharlesVA August 5, 2006

NUCLEAR CARL 

Microwaving a piece of dog shit on high for 5 minutes at a party where you don't know anyone. This REALLY stinks, especially if the dog is old or sick!

"That party was wack, So I set off a Nuclear Carl"

NUCLEAR CARL by CharlesVA August 5, 2006

Carl McNugget 

That one little turd ball that refuses to be flushed down.

"I had to flush the toilet like 1000 times, before that Carl Mcnugget went down"

Carl McNugget by CharlesVA August 5, 2006

Cold Carl Sandwich 

A piece of shit rolled up in a Subway wrapper and put in the fridge at a frat house. (a Blimpie or Quizno's wrapper works just as well.)

"You shoulda seen his face when he almost bit into that cold carl sandwich"

Cold Carl Sandwich by CharlesVA August 5, 2006