Chairman's definitions

DVDize

The act of replacing all your VHS tapes with DVD's

I just DVDized my collection today.

by Chairman February 6, 2004

Mexican Tummy Tuck

A process by which a drug trafficker swallows large quantity of illicit substances in plastic baggie or balloon for the sole purpose to transport the substances across borders for the purposes of consumption or sale.

Me and 4 buddies are heading to Mexico for that sweet Mexican Tummy Tuck.

by Chairman March 8, 2023

tard moment

Caution: May be offensive to some

short for retard moment

1. Describes a moment when you are trying to solve a problem, and are wracking your brain and when you find how simple the answer is, you marvel at your own stupidity
2. When you are talking and totally forget what you are talking about

Person 1: Yeah and then I went to....*blanks out*
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: I totally forgot what I was saying, tard moment #1.
Person 2: ha ha ha

by Chairman July 2, 2004

heater

slang term for a fastball.

The pitcher struck him out with a heater.

by Chairman November 6, 2003

ChairMan

The toughest stell chair wielding sob ever to walk the earth

The ChairMan opened up a can o'whoopass on him.

by Chairman April 11, 2003

Swindle sheets

Trucker's slang for the log books they are usually required to take along on their trips. Some truckers hate taking these along, because they have to document all sorts of information that may affect how much money they make.

"...We tore up all a our swindle sheets an' left 'em settin' on the scales..."

by Chairman May 2, 2005

gouranga

The master cheat code for Grand Theft Auto 2. If the user enters Gouranga as their name, they can enter more cheats such as GODOFGTA,EATSOUP,CUTIE1, and RSJABBER

Remember the order: GOURANGA, RSJABBER, GODOFGTA,EATSOUP,CUTIE1

by Chairman May 13, 2005