Chairman's definitions

Swindle sheets

Trucker's slang for the log books they are usually required to take along on their trips. Some truckers hate taking these along, because they have to document all sorts of information that may affect how much money they make.

"...We tore up all a our swindle sheets an' left 'em settin' on the scales..."

by Chairman May 2, 2005

candy machine

An older term for the flashing lights on police car. Named because lights resemble an old-time candy machine.

Better pull over, I see the candy machine in the rear view mirror.

by Chairman June 30, 2004

tard moment

Caution: May be offensive to some

short for retard moment

1. Describes a moment when you are trying to solve a problem, and are wracking your brain and when you find how simple the answer is, you marvel at your own stupidity
2. When you are talking and totally forget what you are talking about

Person 1: Yeah and then I went to....*blanks out*
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: I totally forgot what I was saying, tard moment #1.
Person 2: ha ha ha

by Chairman July 2, 2004

heater

slang term for a fastball.

The pitcher struck him out with a heater.

by Chairman November 6, 2003

ChairMan

The toughest stell chair wielding sob ever to walk the earth

The ChairMan opened up a can o'whoopass on him.

by Chairman April 11, 2003

piflicated

Being thoroughly drunk.

Man was he ever piflicated last night.

by Chairman November 6, 2003

Texas tea

Slang term for crude oil, which is a resource located in Texas as well in other parts of the world.

"...and then one day he was shootin' at some food, and up from the ground came bubblin' crude. Oil that is: black gold, texas tea..."

by Chairman July 6, 2004