Definitions by Chairman
Mexican Tummy Tuck
A process by which a drug trafficker swallows large quantity of illicit substances in plastic baggie or balloon for the sole purpose to transport the substances across borders for the purposes of consumption or sale.
Mexican Tummy Tuck by Chairman March 8, 2023
gouranga
The master cheat code for Grand Theft Auto 2. If the user enters Gouranga as their name, they can enter more cheats such as GODOFGTA,EATSOUP,CUTIE1, and RSJABBER
Swindle sheets
Trucker's slang for the log books they are usually required to take along on their trips. Some truckers hate taking these along, because they have to document all sorts of information that may affect how much money they make.
Swindle sheets by Chairman May 2, 2005
Texas tea
"...and then one day he was shootin' at some food, and up from the ground came bubblin' crude. Oil that is: black gold, texas tea..."
tard moment
Caution: May be offensive to some
short for retard moment
1. Describes a moment when you are trying to solve a problem, and are wracking your brain and when you find how simple the answer is, you marvel at your own stupidity
2. When you are talking and totally forget what you are talking about
short for retard moment
1. Describes a moment when you are trying to solve a problem, and are wracking your brain and when you find how simple the answer is, you marvel at your own stupidity
2. When you are talking and totally forget what you are talking about
Person 1: Yeah and then I went to....*blanks out*
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: I totally forgot what I was saying, tard moment #1.
Person 2: ha ha ha
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: I totally forgot what I was saying, tard moment #1.
Person 2: ha ha ha
tard moment by Chairman July 2, 2004
candy machine
An older term for the flashing lights on police car. Named because lights resemble an old-time candy machine.
candy machine by Chairman June 30, 2004