Chairman's definitions

DVDize

The act of replacing all your VHS tapes with DVD's

I just DVDized my collection today.

by Chairman February 6, 2004

Curtain Sermon

a complaint that a women gives a man before they "go to bed"

Man, my old lady gave me a curtain sermon last night.

by Chairman November 5, 2003

candy machine

An older term for the flashing lights on police car. Named because lights resemble an old-time candy machine.

Better pull over, I see the candy machine in the rear view mirror.

by Chairman June 30, 2004

ChairMan

The toughest stell chair wielding sob ever to walk the earth

The ChairMan opened up a can o'whoopass on him.

by Chairman April 11, 2003

heater

slang term for a fastball.

The pitcher struck him out with a heater.

by Chairman November 6, 2003

tard moment

Caution: May be offensive to some

short for retard moment

1. Describes a moment when you are trying to solve a problem, and are wracking your brain and when you find how simple the answer is, you marvel at your own stupidity
2. When you are talking and totally forget what you are talking about

Person 1: Yeah and then I went to....*blanks out*
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: I totally forgot what I was saying, tard moment #1.
Person 2: ha ha ha

by Chairman July 2, 2004

piflicated

Being thoroughly drunk.

Man was he ever piflicated last night.

by Chairman November 6, 2003