4 definitions by Chad A.

Oswald

Cumming so hard you blow the back of the chick's head off. Like the Kennedy assassination.

I gave this little slore an Oswald last night.

by Chad A. February 26, 2003

S&A

To go "S&A" or "Shock & Awe" on someone implies that you screw them very hard.

This girl just wanted to chug my cock, but instead I treated her to a little S&A when I tore her skirt off and pummelled her in the ass

by Chad A. March 24, 2003

Pelican

When you have to pump your friend up to a chick because he cannot get laid on his own merits. Taken from the feeding habits of the Pelican. Baby Pelicans cannot digest food on their own, they only eat partially digested food from the parent.

"Dude, how many times must I Pelican for you?"

by Chad A. January 9, 2003

Lap Eggs

If you are a guy, you are probably sitting on yours right now - your balls.

I like it when you lick my Lap Eggs.

by Chad A. February 28, 2003