smerf

to hit someone in the face with your penis (or strap-on)

also smerfed, smerfing
I pulled out and smerfed her at the last sec, did ya know jizz can give you pinkeye?
by Ce'nedra April 15, 2005
mugGet the smerfmug.

hike

we cry as they hike up the sales tax from 2 to 7%
by Ce'nedra April 15, 2005
mugGet the hikemug.