2 definitions by Cartel

coto mom

A "milf" who marries for money. The coto mom typically refuses to work, clean the house, or cook; usually can be found working out at the local gym, shopping at the mall or getting drunk at the local country club; and is generally of below average intelligence.

There are a lot of coto moms in RSM

by Cartel June 24, 2005

yemma

One who possesses an uncontrollable urge to defecate while intoxicated

A person who tries to defecate in your dresser drawer while intoxicated is a yemma

by Cartel June 23, 2005