24 definitions by Carpman

A messy situation which involves a midwife having to catch a baby in a large fishing net held between a sreaming pregnant woman's legs.
"oh great, someone had a baby..."
by Carpman September 19, 2003
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somebody who's head is like a meatloaf
Jimmy is a scuzwuzz
by Carpman October 6, 2003
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That would put me in charge of you then, you arse
D.O. is an arse
by Carpman July 3, 2003
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Yay! I have a fan! A telephone booth can also be used as a Portable Outer Space Time Travel You-know what (P.O.T.T.Y).
Dr Who had a P.O.T.T.Y
by Carpman September 19, 2003
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