Definitions by Carpman

Spunkmonkey 

Somebody who has to have a wank every five minutes because they are that desperate.

Chris is a Spunkmonkey

Spunkmonkey by Carpman October 6, 2003

Spazmatazz 

A group of spastics. Can also be used for singular spazzies if they are that bad or if you really don't like them.

Stefan cabbage man is a spazmatazz

Spazmatazz by Carpman October 6, 2003

scuzwuzz 

somebody who's head is like a meatloaf

Jimmy is a scuzwuzz

scuzwuzz by Carpman October 6, 2003

ying

The opposite of Yang

Ying vs. yang equals stalemate

ying by Carpman October 6, 2003

yang 

The opposite of Ying

Yang is considered evil in china whereas Ying was stoned

yang by Carpman October 6, 2003

Men Bouncer 

Sorry man but it was too good keep to myself. Anyway, men bouncer is technically dead (moved to Nottinghamshire!). However, I found a Men Bouncer II. (he has a bum bag!>snicker<)

Men Bouncer II has glasses so large, that the sunlight reflecting off them burns holes in anything he looks at. Also he doesn't wash his hair...

Men Bouncer by Carpman September 29, 2003

mole2please 

Spamathon!!!

Mole2please's Admins were so gay that it's ezboard community spammed it to death.

mole2please by Carpman September 29, 2003