Carpman's definitions

Elf

Sneaky gits with pointy ears.

The elf said: "look! a marble headed walrus called James is flopping about singing along to Barney The Dinosaur!"
Then he stole my wallet while my back was turned.

by Carpman May 30, 2003

scuzwuzz

somebody who's head is like a meatloaf

Jimmy is a scuzwuzz

by Carpman October 6, 2003

mole2please

Spamathon!!!

Mole2please's Admins were so gay that it's ezboard community spammed it to death.

by Carpman September 29, 2003

childbirth

A messy situation which involves a midwife having to catch a baby in a large fishing net held between a sreaming pregnant woman's legs.

"oh great, someone had a baby..."

by Carpman September 19, 2003

sodbucket

Somebody who is basically a bucket of sod.

Craig is a big fat sodbucket

by Carpman September 19, 2003

Men Bouncer

Sorry man but it was too good keep to myself. Anyway, men bouncer is technically dead (moved to Nottinghamshire!). However, I found a Men Bouncer II. (he has a bum bag!>snicker<)

Men Bouncer II has glasses so large, that the sunlight reflecting off them burns holes in anything he looks at. Also he doesn't wash his hair...

by Carpman September 29, 2003

telephone booth

Yay! I have a fan! A telephone booth can also be used as a Portable Outer Space Time Travel You-know what (P.O.T.T.Y).

Dr Who had a P.O.T.T.Y

by Carpman September 19, 2003