Carpman's definitions

exam

An opputunity to belch, fart, scratch your arse and grafitti on desks paid for by your financially struggling school.

The exam went on for two hours, then everybody died because of the methane build up

by Carpman May 21, 2003

Men Bouncer

Gay poncey camel fucker who goes into a frenzy and has multiple orgasms whenever the word wordcamelword is mentioned or one of the hairy beasts is sighted.

He's camel crazy,
He's camel mad.
I don't know a camel
Men Bouncer hasn't had.

He chases them across the desert
He humps them in the sand
Men's the greatest camel fucker
There is in all the land.

by Carpman June 9, 2003

Spunkmonkey

Somebody who has to have a wank every five minutes because they are that desperate.

Chris is a Spunkmonkey

by Carpman October 6, 2003

cheese

The greatest substance known to man,Worshipped by pagans, exploited by me!

Everybody loves cheese

by Carpman May 14, 2003

opinion

Something only availiable to anarchists and dictators.

I am of the opinion that George Bush is a colossal dickhead.

by Carpman May 30, 2003

Elf

Sneaky gits with pointy ears.

The elf said: "look! a marble headed walrus called James is flopping about singing along to Barney The Dinosaur!"
Then he stole my wallet while my back was turned.

by Carpman May 30, 2003

scuzwuzz

somebody who's head is like a meatloaf

Jimmy is a scuzwuzz

by Carpman October 6, 2003