2 definitions by Carol L.
The act of uncontrollable, watery diarrhea that keeps you from leaving the house all day. A non-stop undesirable bodily function that acts like a running faucet.
"Hey Phil what's up with running to the john all day, don't you have to go to work?"
"Yeah man, I do, I just can't turn off my Faucet Ass."
"Yeah man, I do, I just can't turn off my Faucet Ass."
by Carol L. June 23, 2014
by Carol L. May 31, 2005