4 definitions by Care-line

politician

Crook driven by money.

Roughly 95 percent of the time, the politician who spends more money on their campaign wins.

by Care-line January 7, 2006

Maddox

George Ouzounian, more commonly known as Maddox, is the creator of the "Best Page in the Universe". He is infamous for his loathing of assholes, feminists, vegetarians/vegans, hippies, old people, children, politics... pretty much everyone but himself.

Maddox is the supreme ruler of the internet.

by Care-line October 11, 2005

political party

Independent: Shit happens.
Democrat: Shit is a vast right-wing conspiracy.
Republican: The rich deserve more shit.
Moderate: We must also consider shit’s right to happen.
Liberal: Shit will happen if we don’t spend enough.
Conservative: The courts have allowed too much excrement.
Reform: We can’t get our poop in a group.
Socialist: Support the equal distribution of shit.
Communist: Come the revolution, shit will not happen again.
Libertarian: Legalize all kinds of shit.
Green: Compost happens.

I am a member of the green political party, therefore I believe in compost--and none of this crap about shit.

by Care-line May 2, 2006

Made in China

the label you, ironically, find on american flags.

The little white tag on the lower right corner of the American flag says "made in china". What a surprise.

by Care-line October 17, 2006