26 definitions by CapnCrouton

vers

In gay chat rooms, the term 'vers' is used to indicate that a man is willing to be either a giver (top) or receiver (bottom) of anal sex. 'vers' is short for versatile.

ArlingtonHtsboi: hey. lookin for?
TomTheLog: hey. lookin for a bottom. you game?
ArlingtonHtsboi: vers here.
TomTheLog: strictly top here, you interested?

by CapnCrouton May 12, 2004

poo-breath

The stench that comes out of the pie-hole of someone with serious pooptooth

man, everyone in that town's got poo-breath.

by CapnCrouton May 4, 2004

sensitive sally

An overly emotional and easily deflated male who cries a lot.

Joe was bein a sensitive sally last night cuz I wanted to fuck my girlfriend instead of goin drinkin with him.

by CapnCrouton May 6, 2004

Cincinnati slider

When you titty fuck a girl with a juicy ass, so that your butt slides all over her belly.

Billie had Taco Bell for dinner, so his usual nightly titty fuck session with his girlfriend during Letterman turned into a Cincinnati slider.

by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004

razor acne

An affliction, typically of post-pubescent males, whereby sebaceous glands in a region of the body become overactive once nearby skin is shaved with a razor. Affected regions of the body are typically the neck and near the mouth and jaw, though people who shave their chest or anus or pubic regions may experience razor acne in these regions as well.

I downloaded a shitty porn. The guy had razor acne all over his browneye and gooch, and they kept showing closeups. It was nadsty. As in, he shoulda used Nads.

by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004

uncut white russian

a white russian with all vodka an nuttin else.

I worked 12 hours the last three days. I got home an fixed meself a uncut white russian with a splash a Bailey's.

by CapnCrouton May 27, 2004

gourd dick

a gross penis that is lumpy and knobbly, often curved. a gourd dick is often thin at the base and then gets bulbous toward the head. conversely, it can be thick at the base and then gets pointy toward the head. while the most blatant species of gourd dick are long, they can also be short and fat. However, to qualify for a gourd dick it has to be lumpy and varying in thickness from base to head.

'I picked up this dude last night but kicked his ass out after a half hour cuz after we had a couple beers he busted out his gourd dick.'

by CapnCrouton April 29, 2004