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Herbacist

Herbacist

A Herbacist invents unique strains of Hemp and Cannabis which are then prepared, prescribed or sold for their organic healing properties.

"the local Herbacist"

The creator of unique hybrids/ strains of Cannabis/ Hemp plants for the use of their medicinal properties.

"courses to become a regulated Herbacist"
Bill: My Herbacist is a God, he created a new strain that rid my eczema in days.

Adam: My local Herbacist has changed my life! I never have any issues with back pain anymore.
by CannabisKings April 2, 2019
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Michael V Townley

The REAL Michael De Santa (GTA)

Michael Vernon Townley (born December 5, 1942) is a former agent of the Dirección de Inteligencia Nacional currently living under terms of the US federal witness protection program. An operative of the Chilean secret police, Townley confessed, was convicted, and served 62 months in prison in the United States for the 1976 Washington, D.C., assassination of Orlando Letelier, former Chilean ambassador to the United States. As part of his plea bargain, Townley received immunity from further prosecution; he was not extradited to Argentina to stand trial for the 1974 assassination of Chilean general Carlos Prats and his wife.
Jack: Is Michael De Santa from GTA based on a real person?

Sam: Google Michael V Townley!
by CannabisKings March 31, 2019
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Brandy Grindzz

The classiest of all stoner chicks! A Brandy Grindzz is a pot smokers dream, both unique in style, charisma and rolls blunts like a true legend. All the other girls want to be a Brandy Grindzz and all the boys want to marry a Brandy Grindzz (including the fathers). She is always happy, smiling and smoking bud! Always positive, empowering and chilling out...
Brandon: Dam there go's another Brandy Grindzz.

Peter: If only I could find myself a Brandy Grindzz, my dream, my life, my love.

Brandon: You sentimental git!, but yeah we all need a Brandy Grindzz
by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
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Black Hen

Black Hen
/blackhɛn/

When a group of chefs are working together and someone let's out a smelly fart.

In turn the head chef slaps the farter directly in the belly for letting out a Black Hen.
Tom: Gary's let out another black Hen.

Kevin: That dirty stinking twat is going to get a belly slap when I see him.

Tom: I am sick and tired of everyone letting off Black Hens!
by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
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Chundertwat

A woman who's vagina is clouded in Chlamydia, Chancroid, Crabs, Herpes, Hepatitis B, Trichomoniasis, HIV and AIDS.

Here are some tips to help identify a Chundertwat:

Before you get your rock on, pucker up, try some sensual kissing up and down their inner thighs - This gives you just enough time to check out her Chundertwat. Not totally necessary, but I'm just saying they probably wouldn't not be into that either. Now get in there. Don't tiptoe around it— go in and find that clitoral infection. In case you're unsure of what that is, it's a shrine of all things sexually transmitted (kinda like a hairy pizza with all the toppings).
James: Mate I have a fucking dick which resembles a shrunk, black, dehydrated piece of corn beef!!

Alex: You should have checked her Chundertwat!!

James: Bit late now! Fuck those Chundertwats!!!
by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
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Heebie Jeebies

heebie-jeebies is a condition of extreme nervousness caused by fear, worry, strain, etc.; the jitters; the willies (usually preceded by something of the following):

1. Being alone in the dark gives me the heebie-jeebies.
2 The speech therapist said she got the heebie-jeebies.
3 How can you have the heebie-jeebies for Mr. Boggles-worth? Look at him.
4 A ghost touched me in my sleep and I got the rite heebie-jeebies.
5 Don't start talking about aunt Doreen - she gives me such the heebie-jeebies.
6 I don't mind most insects, but spiders really give me the heebie-jeebies.
7 Seeing a spider, even on the TV, always gives me the heebie-jeebies.
8 For a code-quality addict like myself, this combination drastically reduces the heebie-jeebies and allows me to get to what I like doing best: writing bullet-proof software.

Origin

Said to be in the 1920's
heebie jeebies could be defined in the following sentance:

"it takes a lot more than a measly poltergeist to give me the heebie-jeebies"
by CannabisKings January 17, 2020
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Ryan Cowell

A man who has powers of seducing women using chat-up-lines. Not one line the same "Ryan Cowell" - has a line for every woman he meets (with a 98.4% success rate).

Most recent works include -

Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend (Scored with Veronica)

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material. (Scored with Rebecca)

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. (Scored with Trisha)

along with his famous:

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? (Tracey, Alex, Laura, Mel)

A Ryan Cowell is someone fathers fears, he is a master of the hidden arts of pick-up and loves a good fuck!
Jayne: I pulled this guy last night and he told me I remind him of a magnet, because I keep attracting him over here!

Laura: That's a proper Ryan Cowell.
by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
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