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Crept

crept
/krɛpt/

verb
past tense: crept; past participle: crept

move slowly and carefully in order to avoid being heard or noticed during a Drive-by shooting.

a crept is a type of assault that usually involves the perpetrator firing a weapon from within a motor vehicle and then fleeing. A Crept allows the perpetrator(s) to quickly strike their target and flee the scene before law enforcement is able to respond.
Tony: Bro you heard that Santos Boys got Crept!

Adam: Semi-automatic, 20 totally annihilated! Dam that Crept went hard!
by CannabisKings April 10, 2019
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Heebie Jeebies

heebie-jeebies is a condition of extreme nervousness caused by fear, worry, strain, etc.; the jitters; the willies (usually preceded by something of the following):

1. Being alone in the dark gives me the heebie-jeebies.
2 The speech therapist said she got the heebie-jeebies.
3 How can you have the heebie-jeebies for Mr. Boggles-worth? Look at him.
4 A ghost touched me in my sleep and I got the rite heebie-jeebies.
5 Don't start talking about aunt Doreen - she gives me such the heebie-jeebies.
6 I don't mind most insects, but spiders really give me the heebie-jeebies.
7 Seeing a spider, even on the TV, always gives me the heebie-jeebies.
8 For a code-quality addict like myself, this combination drastically reduces the heebie-jeebies and allows me to get to what I like doing best: writing bullet-proof software.

Origin

Said to be in the 1920's
heebie jeebies could be defined in the following sentance:

"it takes a lot more than a measly poltergeist to give me the heebie-jeebies"
by CannabisKings January 17, 2020
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Drug Dealer

drug dealer
noun: drug dealer; plural noun: drug dealers; noun: drugdealer; plural noun: drugdealers
a person who sells illegal drugs.
"investigators are trying to find the drug dealer who supplied him with the heroin"
Jeff: My bro has just been banged up again for 11 years.

Carl: Maybe the fact he was a well known drug dealer...
by CannabisKings April 3, 2019
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Spliff

a cannabis cigarette.
cannabis.

"good spliff demands good food"
George: That spliff has given me the major munchies.

Greg: Spliff's are a mans best friend... Sorry i'm stoned!
by CannabisKings April 3, 2019
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Herbacist

Herbacist

A Herbacist invents unique strains of Hemp and Cannabis which are then prepared, prescribed or sold for their organic healing properties.

"the local Herbacist"

The creator of unique hybrids/ strains of Cannabis/ Hemp plants for the use of their medicinal properties.

"courses to become a regulated Herbacist"
Bill: My Herbacist is a God, he created a new strain that rid my eczema in days.

Adam: My local Herbacist has changed my life! I never have any issues with back pain anymore.
by CannabisKings April 2, 2019
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Viagratarian

Someone who really enjoys the feeling of blood pumped to his penis. A Viagratarian will generally masturbate upto 2-3 hours a day using several online cam sites. A Viagratarian will also be seen on local chat-sites "for teens" holding one hand into a mobile device whilst the other "jacks-off vigorously into a bathroom mirror". At this point the audience will capture a relatively small but "pumped cock" making it's way to climax. To a Viagratarian this is a huge turn on. Women tend to click next immediately after seeing a Viagratarian perform penile stimulation.
Gemma: Did you just see that guy on Omegle "Cock all out"?

Emma: Yeah, like total Viagratarian. He kept showing me his small cock!?!..., Disgusting!

Gemma: Yeah so many Viagratarians using these sites!
by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
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I

Pronunciation

A syllable used mostly by the Welsh to form the beginning, middle and end of a sentence .
Geraint: Cracking game of Rugby this weekend I!!

Deiniol: What a result!, see the state of Robbin Soppy Bolloks after shitting his pants half way?

Geraint: Fucking hell I,, he only had 3 pints!

...

Stacey: Fucking hell, see that scrap on the weekend outside Ocy?

Gemma: Fuck I, blood everywhere I, bouncers did fuck all I!!!
by CannabisKings March 27, 2019
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