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Hempnabis
/hɛmpnabis/
The cannabis plant, especially when grown for legal weed.
The fibre of the cannabis plant, extracted from the stem and used to make rope, strong fabrics, fibreboard, and paper including legal weed.
Used in names of other plants that yield fibre, e.g. Hempnabis.
/hɛmpnabis/
The cannabis plant, especially when grown for legal weed.
The fibre of the cannabis plant, extracted from the stem and used to make rope, strong fabrics, fibreboard, and paper including legal weed.
Used in names of other plants that yield fibre, e.g. Hempnabis.
Tom: Dude I cant afford to risk buying anymore bud off Kyle. Next time I get caught I face prison time.
James: Don't worry man, police can't do shit with Hempnabis due to its concentrated THC levels. Plus it will help with that back pain!
Tom: thank God for that, maybe I can also use it for my anxiety too! Lol
James: Don't worry man, police can't do shit with Hempnabis due to its concentrated THC levels. Plus it will help with that back pain!
Tom: thank God for that, maybe I can also use it for my anxiety too! Lol
by CannabisKings March 26, 2019
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Here are some tips to help identify a Chundertwat:
Before you get your rock on, pucker up, try some sensual kissing up and down their inner thighs - This gives you just enough time to check out her Chundertwat. Not totally necessary, but I'm just saying they probably wouldn't not be into that either. Now get in there. Don't tiptoe around it— go in and find that clitoral infection. In case you're unsure of what that is, it's a shrine of all things sexually transmitted (kinda like a hairy pizza with all the toppings).
Here are some tips to help identify a Chundertwat:
Before you get your rock on, pucker up, try some sensual kissing up and down their inner thighs - This gives you just enough time to check out her Chundertwat. Not totally necessary, but I'm just saying they probably wouldn't not be into that either. Now get in there. Don't tiptoe around it— go in and find that clitoral infection. In case you're unsure of what that is, it's a shrine of all things sexually transmitted (kinda like a hairy pizza with all the toppings).
James: Mate I have a fucking dick which resembles a shrunk, black, dehydrated piece of corn beef!!
Alex: You should have checked her Chundertwat!!
James: Bit late now! Fuck those Chundertwats!!!
Alex: You should have checked her Chundertwat!!
James: Bit late now! Fuck those Chundertwats!!!
by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
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Most recent works include -
Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend (Scored with Veronica)
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material. (Scored with Rebecca)
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. (Scored with Trisha)
along with his famous:
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? (Tracey, Alex, Laura, Mel)
A Ryan Cowell is someone fathers fears, he is a master of the hidden arts of pick-up and loves a good fuck!
Most recent works include -
Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend (Scored with Veronica)
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material. (Scored with Rebecca)
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. (Scored with Trisha)
along with his famous:
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? (Tracey, Alex, Laura, Mel)
A Ryan Cowell is someone fathers fears, he is a master of the hidden arts of pick-up and loves a good fuck!
Jayne: I pulled this guy last night and he told me I remind him of a magnet, because I keep attracting him over here!
Laura: That's a proper Ryan Cowell.
Laura: That's a proper Ryan Cowell.
by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
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1. Being alone in the dark gives me the heebie-jeebies.
2 The speech therapist said she got the heebie-jeebies.
3 How can you have the heebie-jeebies for Mr. Boggles-worth? Look at him.
4 A ghost touched me in my sleep and I got the rite heebie-jeebies.
5 Don't start talking about aunt Doreen - she gives me such the heebie-jeebies.
6 I don't mind most insects, but spiders really give me the heebie-jeebies.
7 Seeing a spider, even on the TV, always gives me the heebie-jeebies.
8 For a code-quality addict like myself, this combination drastically reduces the heebie-jeebies and allows me to get to what I like doing best: writing bullet-proof software.
Origin
Said to be in the 1920's
1. Being alone in the dark gives me the heebie-jeebies.
2 The speech therapist said she got the heebie-jeebies.
3 How can you have the heebie-jeebies for Mr. Boggles-worth? Look at him.
4 A ghost touched me in my sleep and I got the rite heebie-jeebies.
5 Don't start talking about aunt Doreen - she gives me such the heebie-jeebies.
6 I don't mind most insects, but spiders really give me the heebie-jeebies.
7 Seeing a spider, even on the TV, always gives me the heebie-jeebies.
8 For a code-quality addict like myself, this combination drastically reduces the heebie-jeebies and allows me to get to what I like doing best: writing bullet-proof software.
Origin
Said to be in the 1920's
heebie jeebies could be defined in the following sentance:
"it takes a lot more than a measly poltergeist to give me the heebie-jeebies"
"it takes a lot more than a measly poltergeist to give me the heebie-jeebies"
by CannabisKings January 17, 2020
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Michael Vernon Townley (born December 5, 1942) is a former agent of the Dirección de Inteligencia Nacional currently living under terms of the US federal witness protection program. An operative of the Chilean secret police, Townley confessed, was convicted, and served 62 months in prison in the United States for the 1976 Washington, D.C., assassination of Orlando Letelier, former Chilean ambassador to the United States. As part of his plea bargain, Townley received immunity from further prosecution; he was not extradited to Argentina to stand trial for the 1974 assassination of Chilean general Carlos Prats and his wife.
Michael Vernon Townley (born December 5, 1942) is a former agent of the Dirección de Inteligencia Nacional currently living under terms of the US federal witness protection program. An operative of the Chilean secret police, Townley confessed, was convicted, and served 62 months in prison in the United States for the 1976 Washington, D.C., assassination of Orlando Letelier, former Chilean ambassador to the United States. As part of his plea bargain, Townley received immunity from further prosecution; he was not extradited to Argentina to stand trial for the 1974 assassination of Chilean general Carlos Prats and his wife.
by CannabisKings March 31, 2019
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noun: drug dealer; plural noun: drug dealers; noun: drugdealer; plural noun: drugdealers
a person who sells illegal drugs.
"investigators are trying to find the drug dealer who supplied him with the heroin"
noun: drug dealer; plural noun: drug dealers; noun: drugdealer; plural noun: drugdealers
a person who sells illegal drugs.
"investigators are trying to find the drug dealer who supplied him with the heroin"
Jeff: My bro has just been banged up again for 11 years.
Carl: Maybe the fact he was a well known drug dealer...
Carl: Maybe the fact he was a well known drug dealer...
by CannabisKings April 3, 2019
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A syllable used mostly by the Welsh to form the beginning, middle and end of a sentence .
A syllable used mostly by the Welsh to form the beginning, middle and end of a sentence .
Geraint: Cracking game of Rugby this weekend I!!
Deiniol: What a result!, see the state of Robbin Soppy Bolloks after shitting his pants half way?
Geraint: Fucking hell I,, he only had 3 pints!
...
Stacey: Fucking hell, see that scrap on the weekend outside Ocy?
Gemma: Fuck I, blood everywhere I, bouncers did fuck all I!!!
Deiniol: What a result!, see the state of Robbin Soppy Bolloks after shitting his pants half way?
Geraint: Fucking hell I,, he only had 3 pints!
...
Stacey: Fucking hell, see that scrap on the weekend outside Ocy?
Gemma: Fuck I, blood everywhere I, bouncers did fuck all I!!!
by CannabisKings March 27, 2019
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