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A syllable used mostly by the Welsh to form the beginning, middle and end of a sentence .
Geraint: Cracking game of Rugby this weekend I!!

Deiniol: What a result!, see the state of Robbin Soppy Bolloks after shitting his pants half way?

Geraint: Fucking hell I,, he only had 3 pints!

...

Stacey: Fucking hell, see that scrap on the weekend outside Ocy?

Gemma: Fuck I, blood everywhere I, bouncers did fuck all I!!!
by CannabisKings March 27, 2019
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Herbacist

Herbacist

A Herbacist invents unique strains of Hemp and Cannabis which are then prepared, prescribed or sold for their organic healing properties.

"the local Herbacist"

The creator of unique hybrids/ strains of Cannabis/ Hemp plants for the use of their medicinal properties.

"courses to become a regulated Herbacist"
Bill: My Herbacist is a God, he created a new strain that rid my eczema in days.

Adam: My local Herbacist has changed my life! I never have any issues with back pain anymore.
by CannabisKings April 2, 2019
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Viagratarian

Someone who really enjoys the feeling of blood pumped to his penis. A Viagratarian will generally masturbate upto 2-3 hours a day using several online cam sites. A Viagratarian will also be seen on local chat-sites "for teens" holding one hand into a mobile device whilst the other "jacks-off vigorously into a bathroom mirror". At this point the audience will capture a relatively small but "pumped cock" making it's way to climax. To a Viagratarian this is a huge turn on. Women tend to click next immediately after seeing a Viagratarian perform penile stimulation.
Gemma: Did you just see that guy on Omegle "Cock all out"?

Emma: Yeah, like total Viagratarian. He kept showing me his small cock!?!..., Disgusting!

Gemma: Yeah so many Viagratarians using these sites!
by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
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Arf'arf'an'arf

When loosely translated, this British term gives us another word for being embarrassingly intoxicated. And, when used correctly, represents the exact moment your drunk brain has had enough—and when the English language is no longer accessible.
Pub Owner: "come on son time to get a move on we are closing"!

Adam: "Arf'arf'an'arf".

Pub Owner: "This guy's on another planet".
by CannabisKings January 17, 2020
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Spliff

a cannabis cigarette.
cannabis.

"good spliff demands good food"
George: That spliff has given me the major munchies.

Greg: Spliff's are a mans best friend... Sorry i'm stoned!
by CannabisKings April 3, 2019
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Hempnabis

Hempnabis
/hɛmpnabis/

The cannabis plant, especially when grown for legal weed.

The fibre of the cannabis plant, extracted from the stem and used to make rope, strong fabrics, fibreboard, and paper including legal weed.

Used in names of other plants that yield fibre, e.g. Hempnabis.
Tom: Dude I cant afford to risk buying anymore bud off Kyle. Next time I get caught I face prison time.

James: Don't worry man, police can't do shit with Hempnabis due to its concentrated THC levels. Plus it will help with that back pain!

Tom: thank God for that, maybe I can also use it for my anxiety too! Lol
by CannabisKings March 26, 2019
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Drug Dealer

drug dealer
noun: drug dealer; plural noun: drug dealers; noun: drugdealer; plural noun: drugdealers
a person who sells illegal drugs.
"investigators are trying to find the drug dealer who supplied him with the heroin"
Jeff: My bro has just been banged up again for 11 years.

Carl: Maybe the fact he was a well known drug dealer...
by CannabisKings April 3, 2019
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