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Michael V Townley

The REAL Michael De Santa (GTA)

Michael Vernon Townley (born December 5, 1942) is a former agent of the Dirección de Inteligencia Nacional currently living under terms of the US federal witness protection program. An operative of the Chilean secret police, Townley confessed, was convicted, and served 62 months in prison in the United States for the 1976 Washington, D.C., assassination of Orlando Letelier, former Chilean ambassador to the United States. As part of his plea bargain, Townley received immunity from further prosecution; he was not extradited to Argentina to stand trial for the 1974 assassination of Chilean general Carlos Prats and his wife.
Jack: Is Michael De Santa from GTA based on a real person?

Sam: Google Michael V Townley!
by CannabisKings March 31, 2019
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Drug Dealer

drug dealer
noun: drug dealer; plural noun: drug dealers; noun: drugdealer; plural noun: drugdealers
a person who sells illegal drugs.
"investigators are trying to find the drug dealer who supplied him with the heroin"
Jeff: My bro has just been banged up again for 11 years.

Carl: Maybe the fact he was a well known drug dealer...
by CannabisKings April 3, 2019
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I

Pronunciation

A syllable used mostly by the Welsh to form the beginning, middle and end of a sentence .
Geraint: Cracking game of Rugby this weekend I!!

Deiniol: What a result!, see the state of Robbin Soppy Bolloks after shitting his pants half way?

Geraint: Fucking hell I,, he only had 3 pints!

...

Stacey: Fucking hell, see that scrap on the weekend outside Ocy?

Gemma: Fuck I, blood everywhere I, bouncers did fuck all I!!!
by CannabisKings March 27, 2019
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Herbacist

Herbacist

A Herbacist invents unique strains of Hemp and Cannabis which are then prepared, prescribed or sold for their organic healing properties.

"the local Herbacist"

The creator of unique hybrids/ strains of Cannabis/ Hemp plants for the use of their medicinal properties.

"courses to become a regulated Herbacist"
Bill: My Herbacist is a God, he created a new strain that rid my eczema in days.

Adam: My local Herbacist has changed my life! I never have any issues with back pain anymore.
by CannabisKings April 2, 2019
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Viagratarian

Someone who really enjoys the feeling of blood pumped to his penis. A Viagratarian will generally masturbate upto 2-3 hours a day using several online cam sites. A Viagratarian will also be seen on local chat-sites "for teens" holding one hand into a mobile device whilst the other "jacks-off vigorously into a bathroom mirror". At this point the audience will capture a relatively small but "pumped cock" making it's way to climax. To a Viagratarian this is a huge turn on. Women tend to click next immediately after seeing a Viagratarian perform penile stimulation.
Gemma: Did you just see that guy on Omegle "Cock all out"?

Emma: Yeah, like total Viagratarian. He kept showing me his small cock!?!..., Disgusting!

Gemma: Yeah so many Viagratarians using these sites!
by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
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Mudrock

Mudrock, is a cosmetic product made from the resin of the cannabis plant which is then put into various face-mask's, creams and balms.... Mudrock is an extracted cannabis product composed of compressed or purified preparations of stalked resin glands, called trichomes, from the plant, which is then formulated into clinically proven beauty products and sold as an elixir.

Source plant(s): Cannabis sativa, Cannabis in...
Product name: Mudrock
Part(s) of plant: Trichome
Jane: Have you tried out Mudrock face-mask?

Beverley: Yes, can't you tell I am almost 25 years younger.

Jane: don't kid yourself!
by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
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Crept

crept
/krɛpt/

verb
past tense: crept; past participle: crept

move slowly and carefully in order to avoid being heard or noticed during a Drive-by shooting.

a crept is a type of assault that usually involves the perpetrator firing a weapon from within a motor vehicle and then fleeing. A Crept allows the perpetrator(s) to quickly strike their target and flee the scene before law enforcement is able to respond.
Tony: Bro you heard that Santos Boys got Crept!

Adam: Semi-automatic, 20 totally annihilated! Dam that Crept went hard!
by CannabisKings April 10, 2019
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