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Michael V Townley

The REAL Michael De Santa (GTA)

Michael Vernon Townley (born December 5, 1942) is a former agent of the Dirección de Inteligencia Nacional currently living under terms of the US federal witness protection program. An operative of the Chilean secret police, Townley confessed, was convicted, and served 62 months in prison in the United States for the 1976 Washington, D.C., assassination of Orlando Letelier, former Chilean ambassador to the United States. As part of his plea bargain, Townley received immunity from further prosecution; he was not extradited to Argentina to stand trial for the 1974 assassination of Chilean general Carlos Prats and his wife.
Jack: Is Michael De Santa from GTA based on a real person?

Sam: Google Michael V Townley!
by CannabisKings March 31, 2019
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Pronunciation

A syllable used mostly by the Welsh to form the beginning, middle and end of a sentence .
Geraint: Cracking game of Rugby this weekend I!!

Deiniol: What a result!, see the state of Robbin Soppy Bolloks after shitting his pants half way?

Geraint: Fucking hell I,, he only had 3 pints!

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Stacey: Fucking hell, see that scrap on the weekend outside Ocy?

Gemma: Fuck I, blood everywhere I, bouncers did fuck all I!!!
by CannabisKings March 27, 2019
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Arf'arf'an'arf

When loosely translated, this British term gives us another word for being embarrassingly intoxicated. And, when used correctly, represents the exact moment your drunk brain has had enough—and when the English language is no longer accessible.
Pub Owner: "come on son time to get a move on we are closing"!

Adam: "Arf'arf'an'arf".

Pub Owner: "This guy's on another planet".
by CannabisKings January 17, 2020
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Black Hen

Black Hen
/blackhɛn/

When a group of chefs are working together and someone let's out a smelly fart.

In turn the head chef slaps the farter directly in the belly for letting out a Black Hen.
Tom: Gary's let out another black Hen.

Kevin: That dirty stinking twat is going to get a belly slap when I see him.

Tom: I am sick and tired of everyone letting off Black Hens!
by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
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Herbacist

Herbacist

A Herbacist invents unique strains of Hemp and Cannabis which are then prepared, prescribed or sold for their organic healing properties.

"the local Herbacist"

The creator of unique hybrids/ strains of Cannabis/ Hemp plants for the use of their medicinal properties.

"courses to become a regulated Herbacist"
Bill: My Herbacist is a God, he created a new strain that rid my eczema in days.

Adam: My local Herbacist has changed my life! I never have any issues with back pain anymore.
by CannabisKings April 2, 2019
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Viagratarian

Someone who really enjoys the feeling of blood pumped to his penis. A Viagratarian will generally masturbate upto 2-3 hours a day using several online cam sites. A Viagratarian will also be seen on local chat-sites "for teens" holding one hand into a mobile device whilst the other "jacks-off vigorously into a bathroom mirror". At this point the audience will capture a relatively small but "pumped cock" making it's way to climax. To a Viagratarian this is a huge turn on. Women tend to click next immediately after seeing a Viagratarian perform penile stimulation.
Gemma: Did you just see that guy on Omegle "Cock all out"?

Emma: Yeah, like total Viagratarian. He kept showing me his small cock!?!..., Disgusting!

Gemma: Yeah so many Viagratarians using these sites!
by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
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Heebie Jeebies

heebie-jeebies is a condition of extreme nervousness caused by fear, worry, strain, etc.; the jitters; the willies (usually preceded by something of the following):

1. Being alone in the dark gives me the heebie-jeebies.
2 The speech therapist said she got the heebie-jeebies.
3 How can you have the heebie-jeebies for Mr. Boggles-worth? Look at him.
4 A ghost touched me in my sleep and I got the rite heebie-jeebies.
5 Don't start talking about aunt Doreen - she gives me such the heebie-jeebies.
6 I don't mind most insects, but spiders really give me the heebie-jeebies.
7 Seeing a spider, even on the TV, always gives me the heebie-jeebies.
8 For a code-quality addict like myself, this combination drastically reduces the heebie-jeebies and allows me to get to what I like doing best: writing bullet-proof software.

Origin

Said to be in the 1920's
heebie jeebies could be defined in the following sentance:

"it takes a lot more than a measly poltergeist to give me the heebie-jeebies"
by CannabisKings January 17, 2020
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