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Viagratarian

Someone who really enjoys the feeling of blood pumped to his penis. A Viagratarian will generally masturbate upto 2-3 hours a day using several online cam sites. A Viagratarian will also be seen on local chat-sites "for teens" holding one hand into a mobile device whilst the other "jacks-off vigorously into a bathroom mirror". At this point the audience will capture a relatively small but "pumped cock" making it's way to climax. To a Viagratarian this is a huge turn on. Women tend to click next immediately after seeing a Viagratarian perform penile stimulation.
Gemma: Did you just see that guy on Omegle "Cock all out"?

Emma: Yeah, like total Viagratarian. He kept showing me his small cock!?!..., Disgusting!

Gemma: Yeah so many Viagratarians using these sites!
by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
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Black Hen

Black Hen
/blackhɛn/

When a group of chefs are working together and someone let's out a smelly fart.

In turn the head chef slaps the farter directly in the belly for letting out a Black Hen.
Tom: Gary's let out another black Hen.

Kevin: That dirty stinking twat is going to get a belly slap when I see him.

Tom: I am sick and tired of everyone letting off Black Hens!
by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
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Ryan Cowell

A man who has powers of seducing women using chat-up-lines. Not one line the same "Ryan Cowell" - has a line for every woman he meets (with a 98.4% success rate).

Most recent works include -

Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend (Scored with Veronica)

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material. (Scored with Rebecca)

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. (Scored with Trisha)

along with his famous:

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? (Tracey, Alex, Laura, Mel)

A Ryan Cowell is someone fathers fears, he is a master of the hidden arts of pick-up and loves a good fuck!
Jayne: I pulled this guy last night and he told me I remind him of a magnet, because I keep attracting him over here!

Laura: That's a proper Ryan Cowell.
by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
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Cacklefester

A cacklefester is a phrase that’s used to describe someone who enjoys intense and thrilling activities that generate an adrenaline rush. Other terms include sensation seekers, adventurers, or thrill seekers.

They’re the type of people who enjoy things like skydiving, extreme sports, or potentially dangerous lines of work, such as firefighting or emergency rescue.

Some people seek this sensation in the same way that others might chase a high from a particular drug, hence the term Cacklefester.
Tommy: Did you see that accident-prone fool smashing his way up through the tracks.

Robert: It takes a certain type of person to be a Cacklefester and i'm not one of them!
by CannabisKings April 3, 2020
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Blunt

noun: blunt; plural noun: blunts
a hollowed-out cigar filled with cannabis.
Adam: Pass me the blunt dude.

James: OK bro!
by CannabisKings April 3, 2019
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痲 - Cannabis translation in traditional Chinese

noun

hemp, flax, cannabis, sesame.
Jefferey: 我喜歡大痲. (I LOVE cannabis!)

Bob: 我們都喜歡大痲! (We all LOVE cannabis!)
by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
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Mudrock

Mudrock, is a cosmetic product made from the resin of the cannabis plant which is then put into various face-mask's, creams and balms.... Mudrock is an extracted cannabis product composed of compressed or purified preparations of stalked resin glands, called trichomes, from the plant, which is then formulated into clinically proven beauty products and sold as an elixir.

Source plant(s): Cannabis sativa, Cannabis in...
Product name: Mudrock
Part(s) of plant: Trichome
Jane: Have you tried out Mudrock face-mask?

Beverley: Yes, can't you tell I am almost 25 years younger.

Jane: don't kid yourself!
by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
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