32 definitions by CannabisKings
A cacklefester is a phrase that’s used to describe someone who enjoys intense and thrilling activities that generate an adrenaline rush. Other terms include sensation seekers, adventurers, or thrill seekers.
They’re the type of people who enjoy things like skydiving, extreme sports, or potentially dangerous lines of work, such as firefighting or emergency rescue.
Some people seek this sensation in the same way that others might chase a high from a particular drug, hence the term Cacklefester.
They’re the type of people who enjoy things like skydiving, extreme sports, or potentially dangerous lines of work, such as firefighting or emergency rescue.
Some people seek this sensation in the same way that others might chase a high from a particular drug, hence the term Cacklefester.
Tommy: Did you see that accident-prone fool smashing his way up through the tracks.
Robert: It takes a certain type of person to be a Cacklefester and i'm not one of them!
Robert: It takes a certain type of person to be a Cacklefester and i'm not one of them!
by CannabisKings April 3, 2020
Black Hen
/blackhɛn/
When a group of chefs are working together and someone let's out a smelly fart.
In turn the head chef slaps the farter directly in the belly for letting out a Black Hen.
/blackhɛn/
When a group of chefs are working together and someone let's out a smelly fart.
In turn the head chef slaps the farter directly in the belly for letting out a Black Hen.
Tom: Gary's let out another black Hen.
Kevin: That dirty stinking twat is going to get a belly slap when I see him.
Tom: I am sick and tired of everyone letting off Black Hens!
Kevin: That dirty stinking twat is going to get a belly slap when I see him.
Tom: I am sick and tired of everyone letting off Black Hens!
by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
crept
/krɛpt/
verb
past tense: crept; past participle: crept
move slowly and carefully in order to avoid being heard or noticed during a Drive-by shooting.
a crept is a type of assault that usually involves the perpetrator firing a weapon from within a motor vehicle and then fleeing. A Crept allows the perpetrator(s) to quickly strike their target and flee the scene before law enforcement is able to respond.
/krɛpt/
verb
past tense: crept; past participle: crept
move slowly and carefully in order to avoid being heard or noticed during a Drive-by shooting.
a crept is a type of assault that usually involves the perpetrator firing a weapon from within a motor vehicle and then fleeing. A Crept allows the perpetrator(s) to quickly strike their target and flee the scene before law enforcement is able to respond.
Tony: Bro you heard that Santos Boys got Crept!
Adam: Semi-automatic, 20 totally annihilated! Dam that Crept went hard!
Adam: Semi-automatic, 20 totally annihilated! Dam that Crept went hard!
by CannabisKings April 10, 2019
by CannabisKings April 3, 2019
Pronunciation
A syllable used mostly by the Welsh to form the beginning, middle and end of a sentence .
A syllable used mostly by the Welsh to form the beginning, middle and end of a sentence .
Geraint: Cracking game of Rugby this weekend I!!
Deiniol: What a result!, see the state of Robbin Soppy Bolloks after shitting his pants half way?
Geraint: Fucking hell I,, he only had 3 pints!
...
Stacey: Fucking hell, see that scrap on the weekend outside Ocy?
Gemma: Fuck I, blood everywhere I, bouncers did fuck all I!!!
Deiniol: What a result!, see the state of Robbin Soppy Bolloks after shitting his pants half way?
Geraint: Fucking hell I,, he only had 3 pints!
...
Stacey: Fucking hell, see that scrap on the weekend outside Ocy?
Gemma: Fuck I, blood everywhere I, bouncers did fuck all I!!!
by CannabisKings March 27, 2019
A term used for degrading a victim in torture. This can be done by forced nudity and humiliation. Human Branding is a more exciting way unless you're used to burning people, that is.
Human Branding is quite self-explanatory. You grab an iron brand, heat it up, and stick it on the person wherever you please. Rapists and Paedophiles should have it placed on both testicles and face. That's after carefully slicing the tip of the penis "to put such predators out of use before being released onto our streets" and to assist the prey identify the predator.
Think of it like giving an extremely painful tattoo to them. It does cause a good amount of pain, after all nobody likes having burning hot metal pressed onto their skin, or in the Rapist and Paedophiles eyes "Ball-sacks".
Because of how livestock are branded, human branding can be seen as a way of showing the victim's reduction in the status of their life. It's almost as if they are property now.
Human Branding is quite self-explanatory. You grab an iron brand, heat it up, and stick it on the person wherever you please. Rapists and Paedophiles should have it placed on both testicles and face. That's after carefully slicing the tip of the penis "to put such predators out of use before being released onto our streets" and to assist the prey identify the predator.
Think of it like giving an extremely painful tattoo to them. It does cause a good amount of pain, after all nobody likes having burning hot metal pressed onto their skin, or in the Rapist and Paedophiles eyes "Ball-sacks".
Because of how livestock are branded, human branding can be seen as a way of showing the victim's reduction in the status of their life. It's almost as if they are property now.
by CannabisKings January 17, 2020
by CannabisKings March 28, 2019