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The classiest of all stoner chicks! A Brandy Grindzz is a pot smokers dream, both unique in style, charisma and rolls blunts like a true legend. All the other girls want to be a Brandy Grindzz and all the boys want to marry a Brandy Grindzz (including the fathers). She is always happy, smiling and smoking bud! Always positive, empowering and chilling out...
Brandon: Dam there go's another Brandy Grindzz.
Peter: If only I could find myself a Brandy Grindzz, my dream, my life, my love.
Brandon: You sentimental git!, but yeah we all need a Brandy Grindzz
Peter: If only I could find myself a Brandy Grindzz, my dream, my life, my love.
Brandon: You sentimental git!, but yeah we all need a Brandy Grindzz
by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
Get the Brandy Grindzzmug. The REAL Michael De Santa (GTA)
Michael Vernon Townley (born December 5, 1942) is a former agent of the Dirección de Inteligencia Nacional currently living under terms of the US federal witness protection program. An operative of the Chilean secret police, Townley confessed, was convicted, and served 62 months in prison in the United States for the 1976 Washington, D.C., assassination of Orlando Letelier, former Chilean ambassador to the United States. As part of his plea bargain, Townley received immunity from further prosecution; he was not extradited to Argentina to stand trial for the 1974 assassination of Chilean general Carlos Prats and his wife.
Michael Vernon Townley (born December 5, 1942) is a former agent of the Dirección de Inteligencia Nacional currently living under terms of the US federal witness protection program. An operative of the Chilean secret police, Townley confessed, was convicted, and served 62 months in prison in the United States for the 1976 Washington, D.C., assassination of Orlando Letelier, former Chilean ambassador to the United States. As part of his plea bargain, Townley received immunity from further prosecution; he was not extradited to Argentina to stand trial for the 1974 assassination of Chilean general Carlos Prats and his wife.
by CannabisKings March 31, 2019
Get the Michael V Townleymug. A man who has powers of seducing women using chat-up-lines. Not one line the same "Ryan Cowell" - has a line for every woman he meets (with a 98.4% success rate).
Most recent works include -
Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend (Scored with Veronica)
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material. (Scored with Rebecca)
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. (Scored with Trisha)
along with his famous:
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? (Tracey, Alex, Laura, Mel)
A Ryan Cowell is someone fathers fears, he is a master of the hidden arts of pick-up and loves a good fuck!
Most recent works include -
Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend (Scored with Veronica)
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material. (Scored with Rebecca)
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. (Scored with Trisha)
along with his famous:
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? (Tracey, Alex, Laura, Mel)
A Ryan Cowell is someone fathers fears, he is a master of the hidden arts of pick-up and loves a good fuck!
Jayne: I pulled this guy last night and he told me I remind him of a magnet, because I keep attracting him over here!
Laura: That's a proper Ryan Cowell.
Laura: That's a proper Ryan Cowell.
by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
Get the Ryan Cowellmug. Someone who really enjoys the feeling of blood pumped to his penis. A Viagratarian will generally masturbate upto 2-3 hours a day using several online cam sites. A Viagratarian will also be seen on local chat-sites "for teens" holding one hand into a mobile device whilst the other "jacks-off vigorously into a bathroom mirror". At this point the audience will capture a relatively small but "pumped cock" making it's way to climax. To a Viagratarian this is a huge turn on. Women tend to click next immediately after seeing a Viagratarian perform penile stimulation.
Gemma: Did you just see that guy on Omegle "Cock all out"?
Emma: Yeah, like total Viagratarian. He kept showing me his small cock!?!..., Disgusting!
Gemma: Yeah so many Viagratarians using these sites!
Emma: Yeah, like total Viagratarian. He kept showing me his small cock!?!..., Disgusting!
Gemma: Yeah so many Viagratarians using these sites!
by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
Get the Viagratarianmug. Herbacist
A Herbacist invents unique strains of Hemp and Cannabis which are then prepared, prescribed or sold for their organic healing properties.
"the local Herbacist"
The creator of unique hybrids/ strains of Cannabis/ Hemp plants for the use of their medicinal properties.
"courses to become a regulated Herbacist"
A Herbacist invents unique strains of Hemp and Cannabis which are then prepared, prescribed or sold for their organic healing properties.
"the local Herbacist"
The creator of unique hybrids/ strains of Cannabis/ Hemp plants for the use of their medicinal properties.
"courses to become a regulated Herbacist"
Bill: My Herbacist is a God, he created a new strain that rid my eczema in days.
Adam: My local Herbacist has changed my life! I never have any issues with back pain anymore.
Adam: My local Herbacist has changed my life! I never have any issues with back pain anymore.
by CannabisKings April 2, 2019
Get the Herbacistmug. Pronunciation
A syllable used mostly by the Welsh to form the beginning, middle and end of a sentence .
A syllable used mostly by the Welsh to form the beginning, middle and end of a sentence .
Geraint: Cracking game of Rugby this weekend I!!
Deiniol: What a result!, see the state of Robbin Soppy Bolloks after shitting his pants half way?
Geraint: Fucking hell I,, he only had 3 pints!
...
Stacey: Fucking hell, see that scrap on the weekend outside Ocy?
Gemma: Fuck I, blood everywhere I, bouncers did fuck all I!!!
Deiniol: What a result!, see the state of Robbin Soppy Bolloks after shitting his pants half way?
Geraint: Fucking hell I,, he only had 3 pints!
...
Stacey: Fucking hell, see that scrap on the weekend outside Ocy?
Gemma: Fuck I, blood everywhere I, bouncers did fuck all I!!!
by CannabisKings March 27, 2019
Get the Imug. crept
/krɛpt/
verb
past tense: crept; past participle: crept
move slowly and carefully in order to avoid being heard or noticed during a Drive-by shooting.
a crept is a type of assault that usually involves the perpetrator firing a weapon from within a motor vehicle and then fleeing. A Crept allows the perpetrator(s) to quickly strike their target and flee the scene before law enforcement is able to respond.
/krɛpt/
verb
past tense: crept; past participle: crept
move slowly and carefully in order to avoid being heard or noticed during a Drive-by shooting.
a crept is a type of assault that usually involves the perpetrator firing a weapon from within a motor vehicle and then fleeing. A Crept allows the perpetrator(s) to quickly strike their target and flee the scene before law enforcement is able to respond.
Tony: Bro you heard that Santos Boys got Crept!
Adam: Semi-automatic, 20 totally annihilated! Dam that Crept went hard!
Adam: Semi-automatic, 20 totally annihilated! Dam that Crept went hard!
by CannabisKings April 10, 2019
Get the Creptmug.