32 definitions by CannabisKings
When you need to pull off the hard shoulder to take a huge shit!
The poop is usually unstoppable at this point and necks it's way out the anus without hesitation.
"That awkward moment when you get jumble-gut whilst travelling"
The poop is usually unstoppable at this point and necks it's way out the anus without hesitation.
"That awkward moment when you get jumble-gut whilst travelling"
Ben: "Pull over love I think I got Jumble-Gut, it won't stop"!!!
Mary: "Must be that Gammon, I told Henry it was under-cooked"
Mary: "Must be that Gammon, I told Henry it was under-cooked"
by CannabisKings January 17, 2020
heebie-jeebies is a condition of extreme nervousness caused by fear, worry, strain, etc.; the jitters; the willies (usually preceded by something of the following):
1. Being alone in the dark gives me the heebie-jeebies.
2 The speech therapist said she got the heebie-jeebies.
3 How can you have the heebie-jeebies for Mr. Boggles-worth? Look at him.
4 A ghost touched me in my sleep and I got the rite heebie-jeebies.
5 Don't start talking about aunt Doreen - she gives me such the heebie-jeebies.
6 I don't mind most insects, but spiders really give me the heebie-jeebies.
7 Seeing a spider, even on the TV, always gives me the heebie-jeebies.
8 For a code-quality addict like myself, this combination drastically reduces the heebie-jeebies and allows me to get to what I like doing best: writing bullet-proof software.
Origin
Said to be in the 1920's
1. Being alone in the dark gives me the heebie-jeebies.
2 The speech therapist said she got the heebie-jeebies.
3 How can you have the heebie-jeebies for Mr. Boggles-worth? Look at him.
4 A ghost touched me in my sleep and I got the rite heebie-jeebies.
5 Don't start talking about aunt Doreen - she gives me such the heebie-jeebies.
6 I don't mind most insects, but spiders really give me the heebie-jeebies.
7 Seeing a spider, even on the TV, always gives me the heebie-jeebies.
8 For a code-quality addict like myself, this combination drastically reduces the heebie-jeebies and allows me to get to what I like doing best: writing bullet-proof software.
Origin
Said to be in the 1920's
heebie jeebies could be defined in the following sentance:
"it takes a lot more than a measly poltergeist to give me the heebie-jeebies"
"it takes a lot more than a measly poltergeist to give me the heebie-jeebies"
by CannabisKings January 17, 2020
George: That spliff has given me the major munchies.
Greg: Spliff's are a mans best friend... Sorry i'm stoned!
Greg: Spliff's are a mans best friend... Sorry i'm stoned!
by CannabisKings April 3, 2019
Pharmabist
A shop or hospital dispensary where cannabis is prepared, prescribed or sold.
"the local pharmabist"
The science or practice of the preparation and dispensing of marijuana.
"courses to become a regulated pharmabist"
Countries that allow the medical use of whole-plant cannabis include Australia, Canada, Chile, Colombia, Germany, Greece, Israel, Italy, the Netherlands, Peru, Poland, Portugal, and Uruguay. In the United States, 33 states and the District of Columbia have legalized cannabis for medical purposes.
A shop or hospital dispensary where cannabis is prepared, prescribed or sold.
"the local pharmabist"
The science or practice of the preparation and dispensing of marijuana.
"courses to become a regulated pharmabist"
Countries that allow the medical use of whole-plant cannabis include Australia, Canada, Chile, Colombia, Germany, Greece, Israel, Italy, the Netherlands, Peru, Poland, Portugal, and Uruguay. In the United States, 33 states and the District of Columbia have legalized cannabis for medical purposes.
Jeff: Finally somewhere new to pick up my cannabis without getting arrested.
Andy: My Physician is great. I never have any issues with my local Pharmabist. Always fully stocked!
Andy: My Physician is great. I never have any issues with my local Pharmabist. Always fully stocked!
by CannabisKings March 27, 2019
When loosely translated, this British term gives us another word for being embarrassingly intoxicated. And, when used correctly, represents the exact moment your drunk brain has had enough—and when the English language is no longer accessible.
Pub Owner: "come on son time to get a move on we are closing"!
Adam: "Arf'arf'an'arf".
Pub Owner: "This guy's on another planet".
Adam: "Arf'arf'an'arf".
Pub Owner: "This guy's on another planet".
by CannabisKings January 17, 2020
Hempnabis
/hɛmpnabis/
The cannabis plant, especially when grown for legal weed.
The fibre of the cannabis plant, extracted from the stem and used to make rope, strong fabrics, fibreboard, and paper including legal weed.
Used in names of other plants that yield fibre, e.g. Hempnabis.
/hɛmpnabis/
The cannabis plant, especially when grown for legal weed.
The fibre of the cannabis plant, extracted from the stem and used to make rope, strong fabrics, fibreboard, and paper including legal weed.
Used in names of other plants that yield fibre, e.g. Hempnabis.
Tom: Dude I cant afford to risk buying anymore bud off Kyle. Next time I get caught I face prison time.
James: Don't worry man, police can't do shit with Hempnabis due to its concentrated THC levels. Plus it will help with that back pain!
Tom: thank God for that, maybe I can also use it for my anxiety too! Lol
James: Don't worry man, police can't do shit with Hempnabis due to its concentrated THC levels. Plus it will help with that back pain!
Tom: thank God for that, maybe I can also use it for my anxiety too! Lol
by CannabisKings March 26, 2019
Budstrate
noun: budstrate; plural noun: budstrates
an underlying substance or layer.
the surface or material on or from which a cannabis plant lives, grows, or obtains its nourishment.
"Cannabis attached to the budstrate by a stalk"
noun: budstrate; plural noun: budstrates
an underlying substance or layer.
the surface or material on or from which a cannabis plant lives, grows, or obtains its nourishment.
"Cannabis attached to the budstrate by a stalk"
Aaron: Dude my cannabis plants don't seem to be growing fast enough.
Jamie: Are you giving them plenty of Budstrate?
Aaron: Better head down the garden centre and pic up some more!
Jamie: Are you giving them plenty of Budstrate?
Aaron: Better head down the garden centre and pic up some more!
by CannabisKings March 27, 2019