3 definitions by Calahan

the stimulation of one's genitals, masturbation, to achieve an orgasm.
I went to the bushes to jot

He jotted three times today

I was busy jotting

I jotted in her eye
by Calahan April 3, 2007
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Verb. The act of placing one's erect penis upon anothers nose.
I squidwarded that girl last night.

Squidwarding that guy was a mistake because he sneezed.

Please don't squidward me whilst I sleep.
by Calahan August 13, 2010
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