CTU_FieldAgent200's definitions

Trigger man

When it comes to mafia, gang, black ops (not the fucking video game), and other shit the "trigger man" is the one who ties up the loose ends. A dirty job but the trigger man makes sure one whistle blower doesn't mess up a well planned operation, robbery, hit, etc. If you don't have the heart to be the trigger man, there will always be a bastard out there that won't bat an eye over doing it.

Example from "The Town", Man one is Jeremy Renner, and man two is Ben Affleck in a conversation.

Man one: You uh, check on that thing, the license?
Man two: Yeah, nothin', its a dead end. We are all set.
Man one: So no need to remove her from the equation?
Man two: What are ya a Trigger man now?
Man two: Just loose ends kid.

by CTU_FieldAgent200 December 4, 2011

NCIS Marathon

Something of a daily occurance, NCIS is a great show and it seams its so great that they have "Marathon's" almost everyday. Do not get sucked in as these last for 12-24 hours and you will get nothing done.

Person 1: I'm going to work on my project *walks into TV room* EWWW!!! NCIS Marathon! *Two hours later*: Shit I got nothing done!

In short don't get sucked in.

by CTU_FieldAgent200 February 15, 2010

The Heath Ledger

Only the greatest drink ever! If you manage to not die of fatal respiratory depression! The heath ledger is none other than champagne or any favorite alcoholic drink with 2mg of xanax, 15mg of oxycodone, promethazine (or benadryl if your a pussy), and if you can't sleep ambien (lol). The alcohol provides a base drunkness, the xanax creates further "blackout" so you can't remember the retarded shit you did on it, the oxycodone provides insane euphoria and pain relief from the stupid shit you do and the promethazine potentiates the former three! The ambien is for if you survive so you can sleep like a winrar and total bad ass saying "as if 4 controlled substances that all potentiate each other isn't enough I just added a 5th!". This drink is not FDA approved but if it were I would imagine our entire country would be dead and the remaining survivors leanin' pretty good. Think the G6 jet of cough syrup. If you can puff out a cough on this bad boy your an alien.

Fuck man that party was lame as shit so I grabbed my oxy and xanax and went diving through the kids grandma's medicine cabinet and whooped up the heath ledger, I don't remember anything from the past 24hours but I saw some video and apparently it was epic!

The Heath Ledger™ number one recommended drink for and by trolls!

by CTU_FieldAgent200 April 22, 2011

Stat!

Used in the medical field to mean right the fucking way. Can also be used in casually.

Doctor: The patient is seizing he could herniate his brain push 4 MG's lorazepam IV STAT!

Anesthetist: Yes sir pushing IV lorazepam now!

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Dude: Girlfriend is being a bitch today and won't hook up with me I need a beer STAT!

Broski: Right on it bro!

by CTU_FieldAgent200 March 16, 2011

Politics

Tyranny with manners.

Politics are the great pissing match of todays government.

by CTU_FieldAgent200 June 1, 2010

Butt-fuck county

Butt-fuck county is a fictional area (or at least I hope and pray it is) in the middle of no where. May be used to describe a very rural and very sketchy area. Butt-fuck county generally lacks things like cell phone reception (to call the non-existant butt-fuck county sheriff), law enforcement (when your getting chased by a meth head farmer boy with a shotgun), and normal human beings. What it does have however are plenty of horse headed gal's, corn fields, trucks, farm animals, toothless "good ol' boys" and if you stop and roll the windows down (you probably shouldn't ever stop) you can often hear banjo's playing, if the sound of banjo's starts to converge from multiple directions you should promptly turn the hell around.

I was driving through West Virginia thinking it would get me to New York faster and my buddy told me to roll down the windows in when we were in the middle of Butt-fuck county, suddenly the sound of banjos got closer until we looked around and were surrounding by banjo players and angry farmers. We promptly turned the hell around.

by CTU_FieldAgent200 June 24, 2014

Opioid haze

When your so full of opioids (Oxy, hydrodocone, H, morph, dilaudid, etc.) that your just in pure bliss regardless of your situation. Usually results in just dazing off, pin point pupils, empathogenic feelings, etc. Sometimes you don't even need to use allot of opioids just a low dose with a low doze benzo.

-Aw man feeling good atm after popping a 1mg k-pin and a lortab 10....Just enough to take the anxiety away and kill any bodily pain...er um its real funny though my intestines have decided not to move but right now this opioid haze is something from the heavens.

by CTU_FieldAgent200 March 1, 2011