CTU_FieldAgent200's definitions

K-pins

Street name for clonazepam (brand name: klonopin). Basically the same potency of xanax but triple the half life making your usual xanned out experience longer acting or in my case not feeling like the world is collapsing 24/7. 0.5mg kpin = 10mg valium. kpins are bad ass and I suggest trying them but don't use them or opioids chronically unless you have a prescription in which case its fine because you have a solid source. Oh yeah and don't rapidly stop off kpins or xanax or other benzo's unless your like full blown seizures, double the anxiety you had before your doctor put you on the drug and of course the DT's like some alcoholic and other weird stuff.

Ever since I was introduced to benzo's I learned that pharmaceuticals aren't just sugar pills and that there are effective drugs....

k-pins are a life saver for people with chronic anxiety that have finally realized SSRI's are a pile or platypus shit for anxiety.

by CTU_FieldAgent200 January 28, 2011

Tylenol 0

Sarcasm for regular tylenol....Of the Tylenol series contains the most paracetamol! A whopping 500mg!! Combined with nothing else! Liver damage and no pain relief! Recommended by 10/10 doctors too afraid to even prescribe 5 mg of codeine compounded with 1350mg of APAP and atropine for fear that surely everyone no matter there level of pain is out for some prescribed dope!!

Tylenol 0: 500mg APAP/0mg of codeine
Tylenol 1: 300mg APAP/8mg of codeine
Tylenol 2: 300mg APAP/15mg of codeine
Tylenol 3: 300mg APAP/30mg of codeine
Tylenol 4: 300mg APAP/60mg codeine

In reality APAP is far more toxic than any opioid. That is why they compound it with opioids so in order to get a buzz you have to consume copius amounts of Tylenol thus killing your liver in the process! For example lortab 5mg hydro/ 500mg APAP, in order to get high you'd need 15-20mg of hydrocodone for a decent buzz NO tolerance, you'd be consuming 1500-2000mg of APAP just to do that far over the FDA limit.

Drug addicts: scaring doctors from prescribing and preventing chronic pain patients from recieving relief!!

Doctor: Break a pinky? Here's 4mg dilaudid and some percoset 5s with some T4s for breakthrough pain, also here some Valium for the stress breaking a pinky has caused as well as some soma for the spasms, I gave you unlimited 99 refills for all of those and if you need a diamorphine drip set up at home just call my pill pushing nurse practitioner!!!! Suffer from debilitating pain from a chronic illness? Uh take some Tylenol 0 (regular Tylenol) there's too many risks aka I'm too scared of the DEA ripping my liscence out of my hands through my asshole for prescribing any thing that is mildly addictive and even if you are in pain I don't care because it's not my problem!!

by CTU_FieldAgent200 December 9, 2010

swamp ass

When after sitting on something for a long time while working up a sweat or working up a sweat in general your ass sweats to a rediculous amount to the point where your underwear/boxers stick to your ass. Often accompanied by a funny walk.

After playing handball in gym nate had very bad swamp ass.
Logan: nate why are your pants still down hurry up we can't be late to class
Anthony: I recon he has dat dar swamp ass
Nate: airing my ass out, feels good man
Logan: yup I got it too. Sucks

by CTU_FieldAgent200 December 8, 2009

Hook up

The thing you do or want to do with that cute friend your sister has over allot that's a year younger than you, or maybe it's the freshman that sits across from you on the bus and you feel her eyes on your ass or maybe she's your bosses new secretary...you know who I'm talking about... the tan one with the nice ass that sits there and plays with her hair in a seductive manner and looks at you 1/2 second longer than anyone else, quiet, mysterious, and seductive probably thinking of some dirty things. When no ones around you draw blanks on what to say and you play the "let's not get caught looking at each other" game. You both want to have ridiculously rough sex in a very kinky way but don't for some obvious reasons.

Dean: who do you like Tim?
Tim: idk but there's this girl in my study hall that I want to Hook up with. I can feel her seductive eyes on me.
Dean: your weird sometimes man....
Tim: nah she wants my cock brah

by CTU_FieldAgent200 November 2, 2010

Ain't nothing but a thang

-A phrase used when a bro is blue balled or upset over a girl. The "thang" being the girl and the "nothing" part showing the insignificance. I suggest you use whenever a broski is down as its chill, down to earth and kewl.

Tim: Boo hoo hoo!

John: Whats the matter broski you look upset?!!!
Tim: My girlfriend left me for my best friend after blue balling me.
John: Dang that sucks broski but in the end it ain't nothing but a thang.....
Tim: *Immediately feels better* Yeah your right...brb fucking bitches and getting money.

As you can see the statement is very useful.

by CTU_FieldAgent200 December 27, 2010

unwanted erection

1. When your sitting around in a non-intimate environment with your girlfriend and you get a random unwanted boner. Most of the time it has nothing to do with actually being horny which sucks even more... Good luck mate, just think of Dr. Phil's face for a whole 5 seconds and it'll help get rid of it..sometimes..Just pray you don't have to get up.

2. Somewhat of a related term known as morning wood when you wake up with a random ass boner usually needing to use the bathroom. Its quite a challenge if you have siblings, especially sisters as you have to somehow run to the bathroom (before they brush their hair for 45 minutes), hide the largest known erection known to man, and when you finally get to their your lucky if you don't piss all over the floor. Good luck again Dr. Phil's face....

1. I was with my girlfriend at her house and things started to go well then her parents got home and she grabbed my hand to introduce me to them. I had to quickly visualize Doctor Phil to get rid of my unwanted erection

2. Tom awaking not to just his alarm clock but to his raging morning wood rushed to the bathroom only to be beat by his sister right as his mother walked out of her room to see his unwanted erection. Thank God she was not wearing her contacts and thought it was just his "cell phone" in his "pocket" of his boxers. Tom then rolled down the stairs and pissed all over the down stairs bathroom

by CTU_FieldAgent200 June 29, 2011

Morphine

I'll go over the two definitions that'll will interest most

-potent naturally occurring opioid pain killer widely used for severe pain as well as anesthesia in hospitals. Poor bio availability orally (~10%) means it's best route is IV or IM. Longer lasting than some others. Extremely addictive, would not suggest you abuse or even use unless in pain

-powerful opioid best slammed for best effects. If slammed you'll feel a warm rush (fireworks) up your arm and then a rush straight to the brain, you'll feel weak, and tired but in a good way sort of like an orgasm. Highly addictive, somewhat over rated with some of the "newer" opioids which feel allot better IMO like oxycodone, oxymorphone (best rush ever) and hydromorphone.

Overall a very useful drug for both legitimate and recreational uses...again it's dangerous and you can OD easily or become addicted. Drugs are nothing to mess with if you don't know anything about them or you have a very addictive personality.

Jake: the other day I had to go to the ER for severe pain, they gave me a morphine injection it felt soooo good and releaved my pain but I wouldn't abuse it not worth the legal issues, money and trouble
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Thomas: ah God you got dat morphine Jake? You gotta get me some broski...that shit makes you melt awayyyy...luckyy

Jake: agreed it was a pretty crazy rush but I'm not into abusing drugs, it cam cause allot of issues

Thomas: ight that's cool brah..if you ever get any OCs hit me up

by CTU_FieldAgent200 November 15, 2010