CTU_FieldAgent200's definitions

Hook up

The thing you do or want to do with that cute friend your sister has over allot that's a year younger than you, or maybe it's the freshman that sits across from you on the bus and you feel her eyes on your ass or maybe she's your bosses new secretary...you know who I'm talking about... the tan one with the nice ass that sits there and plays with her hair in a seductive manner and looks at you 1/2 second longer than anyone else, quiet, mysterious, and seductive probably thinking of some dirty things. When no ones around you draw blanks on what to say and you play the "let's not get caught looking at each other" game. You both want to have ridiculously rough sex in a very kinky way but don't for some obvious reasons.

Dean: who do you like Tim?
Tim: idk but there's this girl in my study hall that I want to Hook up with. I can feel her seductive eyes on me.
Dean: your weird sometimes man....
Tim: nah she wants my cock brah

by CTU_FieldAgent200 November 2, 2010

sizzurp

Basically the better version of alcohol, also known as purple drank (yes drank), lean' and texas tea. You get some sprite or mountain dew then you get some jolly ranchers crush em' up throw em' in your choice of clear soda then you need some cough syrup, none of that DXM bullshit unless your looking to get spacy and trippy but that's not what sizzurps about. The cough syrup has to contain codeine w/ promethazine like the original formula or tussinex which is liquid hydrocodone with an antihistamine and is better than codeine. Some formula's below:

Original:
Codeine w/ Promethazine cough syrup
Clear sprite soda
Jolly ranchers

Retarded dumb-ass formula:
Over the counter DXM syrup
vodka
red-bull

Modern and enhanced version:
Tussinex (liq. Hydrocodone suspension 12hour release)
Mountain dew/any sprite flavor
Jolly ranchers if so desired.

The rolls royce of sizzurp:
OxyFast (liq. Oxycodone suspension)
Mountain dew
Jolly ranchers
Benadryl/Promethazine

Just like good ol' momma's recipe's there exist diversity amonst formulations.

sip sip sip sippin' on some sizzurp....pppppppp

by CTU_FieldAgent200 April 23, 2011

Zuzana light

Probably the most attractive female human being ever to walk this disgraceful planet. I sincerely hope you youtube her videos following reading this. Basically she is very fit, athletic, woman that does videos for bodyrock tv. Oh yeah she's also a porn star by the name of susana spears lol. If your not flapping to her videos (on youtube) at least once a week then I honestly don't know why or what your doing, it's not like anything you and i will ever rail will come close to her.

Zuzana light has once again created a ridiculously sexy video on YouTube. Just goes to show how straight YouTube is!

by CTU_FieldAgent200 September 26, 2010

Regatta

Usually an event held for competing crews (rowing teams) to race each other. Large events usually contain various tents of buy-able items as well as each teams tent. Regatta's are usually interesting in that the weather usually sucks, you spend 90% of the time waiting for your event only for it to get delayed due to weather and when its time to race usually bow and 6 are no where to be found, you find your self flirting with the all girls crew teams conveniently placed next to your trailer, and last but not least or the limit of these epic events is the race which is usually 1500-5000 meters of pure hell (1500-2000 meters in the spring/summer months and 5000 meters in the fall). Lady's and gentlemen this is Crew.

Girl: Hey want to hook up this weekend?!!
Boy: I got a Regatta in toga' this weekend sorry
Girl: Oh...*goes up the list on hook up list*
Boy: *thinks* damn I guess I'm stuck with these ass clowns of rowers for the weekend.

by CTU_FieldAgent200 May 1, 2010

Room temperature IQ

Basically to be a dumb fuck. Common insult by anyone with an IQ well more than room temp. Used to degrade imbeciles who attempt to act superior than the intelligent (IQs over 110 IMO). I don't particularly enjoy talking with said idiots past simple things but I do enjoy manipulating them with basic derka derka psychology.

Moron: lol ur so stupid you don't act like me I'm "cool"

Me: cool story bro. I don't have time for 100 pound smart asses with room temperature IQs with homoerotic hair. Go suck on your stubs you lose. Miserable.

by CTU_FieldAgent200 November 7, 2010

hills

The worst endurance exercize ever. I seriously can not think of anything worse. Usually done on foot but can be applied to biking as well. Basically your coach for whatever sport will take you to a steep hill on a nice hot day (he won't do this unless its at least 90 degrees) and tells you to run your sorry ass up and down the hill some ludacris amount, always above 20. Someone is guarenteed to throw up with at least one person being hauled out in an ambulance. This sick twisted workout gets you endurance up but when your doing it you would rather die.

Example one
Crew coach: alright rowers seeing as its a nice 90 degree day and the water is to perfect to row in we are going to run a mile to that hill over their to do 30 hills
Rowers: *die a little inside already*
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Football coach: alright gentlemen we are going to do hills!
Athletes: hey coach, fuck you.

by CTU_FieldAgent200 May 31, 2010

Cinemaphile

No its not someone with a fetish to cinema because then any time you watched porn (yes that can be considered cinema) you would be categorized into this.

A Cinemaphile is someone who appreciates the art of EVERY single aspect of cinematography and most notably the viewing experience.

Cinemaphiles will laugh at your 32" TV playing DVD's in Dolby Pro Logic II Surround.

Cinemaphiles will glare at you when you start texting in the middle of a movies finest display of an art, and a multimillion dollar art at that.

Cinemaphile's will ALWAYS spend much much more than the average consumer or even prosumer on high end equipment to furnish their "living rooms" which usually end up as close to a movie theater as permitted by their blind, deaf, and ignorant wives who don't understand the difference between TV size.

Cinemaphile's usually, actually almost always, own at least one or two HD camera's...if they don't they probably own a full size Panavision Super 35 camera somewhere...Of course they have the computer to handle this all if not more than one.

A true Cinemaphile will be able to tell the difference between 720p and 1080p and at times rant on about how 1080p should really be called 1920 and 720p should be called 1280 because everyone knows horizontal resolution is where its at.

Sony, Onkyo, Mcintosh, Harman Kardon, Yamaha, Boston Acoustics, Sennheiser, etc. for your audio fix...

RED, Sony, Canon, Panavision, Mitsubishi, Sharp, Arri, etc. for your film/video capture needs and display...

There are literally thousands of things I haven't covered but if you haven't heard of half those terms and brands your not a cinemaphile.

8 Channel DTS/Dolby Digital TrueHD decoder with 5 HDMI inputs and 4k upscaling hooked to a 12 core Mac Pro watching Book of Eli in raw 5k RED code on a 2k projector? Not impressed and it looks a little fuzzy I can tell you really killed the RED code with the 2k projector.. - Cinemaphile

by CTU_FieldAgent200 November 11, 2011