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BMW M3

The illest sports sedan ever. The car is sleek looking but one wouldn't expect it to dust a porche 911, and a nissan skyline like an f16 vs a learjet. You will fuck shit up In this fine piece of German art.
Jimal: ah shit son my pumped up nissan is gonna wreck yo ass up shit son
Nate: cool story brah I can't wait to blow past your trash talking ass in my stock bmw m3 with 444 horse power at 180mph ripping through your ass like an f22 raptor. Better hold onto your shit tight.
by CTU_FieldAgent200 June 14, 2010
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NCIS Marathon

Something of a daily occurance, NCIS is a great show and it seams its so great that they have "Marathon's" almost everyday. Do not get sucked in as these last for 12-24 hours and you will get nothing done.
Person 1: I'm going to work on my project *walks into TV room* EWWW!!! NCIS Marathon! *Two hours later*: Shit I got nothing done!

In short don't get sucked in.
by CTU_FieldAgent200 February 15, 2010
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Velociraptor

A Velociraptor is an angry buyer of drugs usually with no money and with the intent of trying to rob the dealer. Common with crack heads who will never sleep and call you at 4:20am in the morning expecting you to meet them, if you do you will most likely get shanked by them and there crazy tweaking girl friend, same goes for meth. As for heroin, if one of your buyers is dope sick and has no money don't fuck with them they are physically ill and will kill you unless you have your shit down. Avoid Velociraptor's when trappin' especially if your big game.
Velociraptor: yo yo i need some crack or speed or molly whatever you got I NEED DAT SHIT NOW WRAR RAR!!!!
Dealer: Yo step off ill spill your blood and lay your tweakin' ass out if you dont leave *caps Velociraptor*

Dealer: Fucking velociraptor trying to eat me for the cocaine.
by CTU_FieldAgent200 December 25, 2010
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Allegra

1. An allergy medicine with a girls name
2. An extremely attractive girl with long thick legs that beg to be spread apart. Really cute and also really nice to talk to. Rows and is really tall.
Examples
1. My allergys are acting up, got any allegra?
2. Damn that Allegra chick is hot, have you seen those legs and ass?
by CTU_FieldAgent200 June 26, 2010
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Friend-zone

Basically when you fail to really impress a girl you end up in this shit hole. Its not quite hell but its not near heaven, its basically limbo, basically put you've got a football star who gets both his knees shot out and thats your comparison, very similar to your dogs dead but you can keep it if you want. See "I dont like you like that" and "lets just be friends". Woman's way of making trolling. Yes I have been trolled.
Friend-zone examples:

Bob: Hey Casey want to go out? *braces for the friend-zone*
Casey: Bob I don't like you like that I'm sorry lets just be friends
Bob: sure.....
Bob: *thinking*: shit shit shit i'm getting the fuck out of this
------------------------------------
Bob: Yeah Casey friend-zoned me, definatly just wasted 4 weeks of my life and a good chunk of cash......
Tom: trolled!
Bob: Yeah....
by CTU_FieldAgent200 May 18, 2010
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Driving

Something woman should not do. /Definition
Man: God dammit! Its taken 3 hours for my mom to get from my house to my school and she has managed to crash the car TWICE, this is why woman shouldnt be driving
by CTU_FieldAgent200 May 16, 2010
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opiophobic shield

What doctors and more often physician assistants put up when someone with legitimate chronic pain has exhausted all other options aside from opioids; potent narcotic analgesics. The reason for it is usually the provider has been harassed by the Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) into thinking they have some "quota" or max number of times they can write for opioids which is bogus.

The shield usually consists of blatant lies to patients such as:
"I actually can't prescribe narcotics..."
"There is too much of a risk of addiction with that product so I'm not going to prescribe it"
"Its too addictive"
"I'm not allowed"
Or commonly just a blank stare as they look at you as if you just asked for 900mg of heroin in tablet form simultaneously coming up with a way to avoid the topic. Ask any chronic pain patient how many times they've had to arm wrestle physicians for better quality of life.
John 19 years old had been a star power lifter and football player for 5 years, towards the end of his high school experience he herniated a disc in his neck resulting in severe weakness and shooting pain in both arms. After 12 months of pain management with full compliance and patience John showed little improvement in his pain levels despite trying everything his physician suggested. When he asked for something stronger his doctor accused him of being drug seeking and dismissed his requests. When John ended up with more pain he had to see his doctors physicians assistant since the doctor was too busy playing golf. The physicians assistant lied to John and told him "he could not prescribe pain killers", the PA obviously didn't have the balls to be upfront and John continues to suffer.

Earny 91 years old had been doing manual labor work for over 30 years and was hit by a car causing severe pain that could not be resolved with regular pain killers. His doctor refused to put him on MS Contin or any other pain killers citing the fact that he could become addicted. Even though Earny's health was rapidly deteriorating his doctor put his own agenda ahead of Earny's quality of life. Earny died a slow painful death which could have been eased with Morphine.

Narcotics are vital and legitimate aspects of medicine! Do not be an opiophobic shield to a better life for pain patients!
by CTU_FieldAgent200 October 25, 2011
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