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-A phrase used when a bro is blue balled or upset over a girl. The "thang" being the girl and the "nothing" part showing the insignificance. I suggest you use whenever a broski is down as its chill, down to earth and kewl.
Tim: Boo hoo hoo!
John: Whats the matter broski you look upset?!!!
Tim: My girlfriend left me for my best friend after blue balling me.
John: Dang that sucks broski but in the end it ain't nothing but a thang.....
Tim: *Immediately feels better* Yeah your right...brb fucking bitches and getting money.
As you can see the statement is very useful.
John: Whats the matter broski you look upset?!!!
Tim: My girlfriend left me for my best friend after blue balling me.
John: Dang that sucks broski but in the end it ain't nothing but a thang.....
Tim: *Immediately feels better* Yeah your right...brb fucking bitches and getting money.
As you can see the statement is very useful.
by CTU_FieldAgent200 December 27, 2010
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-potent naturally occurring opioid pain killer widely used for severe pain as well as anesthesia in hospitals. Poor bio availability orally (~10%) means it's best route is IV or IM. Longer lasting than some others. Extremely addictive, would not suggest you abuse or even use unless in pain
-powerful opioid best slammed for best effects. If slammed you'll feel a warm rush (fireworks) up your arm and then a rush straight to the brain, you'll feel weak, and tired but in a good way sort of like an orgasm. Highly addictive, somewhat over rated with some of the "newer" opioids which feel allot better IMO like oxycodone, oxymorphone (best rush ever) and hydromorphone.
Overall a very useful drug for both legitimate and recreational uses...again it's dangerous and you can OD easily or become addicted. Drugs are nothing to mess with if you don't know anything about them or you have a very addictive personality.
-potent naturally occurring opioid pain killer widely used for severe pain as well as anesthesia in hospitals. Poor bio availability orally (~10%) means it's best route is IV or IM. Longer lasting than some others. Extremely addictive, would not suggest you abuse or even use unless in pain
-powerful opioid best slammed for best effects. If slammed you'll feel a warm rush (fireworks) up your arm and then a rush straight to the brain, you'll feel weak, and tired but in a good way sort of like an orgasm. Highly addictive, somewhat over rated with some of the "newer" opioids which feel allot better IMO like oxycodone, oxymorphone (best rush ever) and hydromorphone.
Overall a very useful drug for both legitimate and recreational uses...again it's dangerous and you can OD easily or become addicted. Drugs are nothing to mess with if you don't know anything about them or you have a very addictive personality.
Jake: the other day I had to go to the ER for severe pain, they gave me a morphine injection it felt soooo good and releaved my pain but I wouldn't abuse it not worth the legal issues, money and trouble
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Thomas: ah God you got dat morphine Jake? You gotta get me some broski...that shit makes you melt awayyyy...luckyy
Jake: agreed it was a pretty crazy rush but I'm not into abusing drugs, it cam cause allot of issues
Thomas: ight that's cool brah..if you ever get any OCs hit me up
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Thomas: ah God you got dat morphine Jake? You gotta get me some broski...that shit makes you melt awayyyy...luckyy
Jake: agreed it was a pretty crazy rush but I'm not into abusing drugs, it cam cause allot of issues
Thomas: ight that's cool brah..if you ever get any OCs hit me up
by CTU_FieldAgent200 November 15, 2010
Get the Morphine mug.1. When your sitting around in a non-intimate environment with your girlfriend and you get a random unwanted boner. Most of the time it has nothing to do with actually being horny which sucks even more... Good luck mate, just think of Dr. Phil's face for a whole 5 seconds and it'll help get rid of it..sometimes..Just pray you don't have to get up.
2. Somewhat of a related term known as morning wood when you wake up with a random ass boner usually needing to use the bathroom. Its quite a challenge if you have siblings, especially sisters as you have to somehow run to the bathroom (before they brush their hair for 45 minutes), hide the largest known erection known to man, and when you finally get to their your lucky if you don't piss all over the floor. Good luck again Dr. Phil's face....
2. Somewhat of a related term known as morning wood when you wake up with a random ass boner usually needing to use the bathroom. Its quite a challenge if you have siblings, especially sisters as you have to somehow run to the bathroom (before they brush their hair for 45 minutes), hide the largest known erection known to man, and when you finally get to their your lucky if you don't piss all over the floor. Good luck again Dr. Phil's face....
1. I was with my girlfriend at her house and things started to go well then her parents got home and she grabbed my hand to introduce me to them. I had to quickly visualize Doctor Phil to get rid of my unwanted erection
2. Tom awaking not to just his alarm clock but to his raging morning wood rushed to the bathroom only to be beat by his sister right as his mother walked out of her room to see his unwanted erection. Thank God she was not wearing her contacts and thought it was just his "cell phone" in his "pocket" of his boxers. Tom then rolled down the stairs and pissed all over the down stairs bathroom
2. Tom awaking not to just his alarm clock but to his raging morning wood rushed to the bathroom only to be beat by his sister right as his mother walked out of her room to see his unwanted erection. Thank God she was not wearing her contacts and thought it was just his "cell phone" in his "pocket" of his boxers. Tom then rolled down the stairs and pissed all over the down stairs bathroom
by CTU_FieldAgent200 June 29, 2011
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Get the Obvsessed mug.Basically the better version of alcohol, also known as purple drank (yes drank), lean' and texas tea. You get some sprite or mountain dew then you get some jolly ranchers crush em' up throw em' in your choice of clear soda then you need some cough syrup, none of that DXM bullshit unless your looking to get spacy and trippy but that's not what sizzurps about. The cough syrup has to contain codeine w/ promethazine like the original formula or tussinex which is liquid hydrocodone with an antihistamine and is better than codeine. Some formula's below:
Original:
Codeine w/ Promethazine cough syrup
Clear sprite soda
Jolly ranchers
Retarded dumb-ass formula:
Over the counter DXM syrup
vodka
red-bull
Modern and enhanced version:
Tussinex (liq. Hydrocodone suspension 12hour release)
Mountain dew/any sprite flavor
Jolly ranchers if so desired.
The rolls royce of sizzurp:
OxyFast (liq. Oxycodone suspension)
Mountain dew
Jolly ranchers
Benadryl/Promethazine
Just like good ol' momma's recipe's there exist diversity amonst formulations.
Original:
Codeine w/ Promethazine cough syrup
Clear sprite soda
Jolly ranchers
Retarded dumb-ass formula:
Over the counter DXM syrup
vodka
red-bull
Modern and enhanced version:
Tussinex (liq. Hydrocodone suspension 12hour release)
Mountain dew/any sprite flavor
Jolly ranchers if so desired.
The rolls royce of sizzurp:
OxyFast (liq. Oxycodone suspension)
Mountain dew
Jolly ranchers
Benadryl/Promethazine
Just like good ol' momma's recipe's there exist diversity amonst formulations.
by CTU_FieldAgent200 April 23, 2011
Get the sizzurp mug.What doctors and more often physician assistants put up when someone with legitimate chronic pain has exhausted all other options aside from opioids; potent narcotic analgesics. The reason for it is usually the provider has been harassed by the Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) into thinking they have some "quota" or max number of times they can write for opioids which is bogus.
The shield usually consists of blatant lies to patients such as:
"I actually can't prescribe narcotics..."
"There is too much of a risk of addiction with that product so I'm not going to prescribe it"
"Its too addictive"
"I'm not allowed"
Or commonly just a blank stare as they look at you as if you just asked for 900mg of heroin in tablet form simultaneously coming up with a way to avoid the topic. Ask any chronic pain patient how many times they've had to arm wrestle physicians for better quality of life.
The shield usually consists of blatant lies to patients such as:
"I actually can't prescribe narcotics..."
"There is too much of a risk of addiction with that product so I'm not going to prescribe it"
"Its too addictive"
"I'm not allowed"
Or commonly just a blank stare as they look at you as if you just asked for 900mg of heroin in tablet form simultaneously coming up with a way to avoid the topic. Ask any chronic pain patient how many times they've had to arm wrestle physicians for better quality of life.
John 19 years old had been a star power lifter and football player for 5 years, towards the end of his high school experience he herniated a disc in his neck resulting in severe weakness and shooting pain in both arms. After 12 months of pain management with full compliance and patience John showed little improvement in his pain levels despite trying everything his physician suggested. When he asked for something stronger his doctor accused him of being drug seeking and dismissed his requests. When John ended up with more pain he had to see his doctors physicians assistant since the doctor was too busy playing golf. The physicians assistant lied to John and told him "he could not prescribe pain killers", the PA obviously didn't have the balls to be upfront and John continues to suffer.
Earny 91 years old had been doing manual labor work for over 30 years and was hit by a car causing severe pain that could not be resolved with regular pain killers. His doctor refused to put him on MS Contin or any other pain killers citing the fact that he could become addicted. Even though Earny's health was rapidly deteriorating his doctor put his own agenda ahead of Earny's quality of life. Earny died a slow painful death which could have been eased with Morphine.
Narcotics are vital and legitimate aspects of medicine! Do not be an opiophobic shield to a better life for pain patients!
Earny 91 years old had been doing manual labor work for over 30 years and was hit by a car causing severe pain that could not be resolved with regular pain killers. His doctor refused to put him on MS Contin or any other pain killers citing the fact that he could become addicted. Even though Earny's health was rapidly deteriorating his doctor put his own agenda ahead of Earny's quality of life. Earny died a slow painful death which could have been eased with Morphine.
Narcotics are vital and legitimate aspects of medicine! Do not be an opiophobic shield to a better life for pain patients!
by CTU_FieldAgent200 October 25, 2011
Get the opiophobic shield mug.When your so full of opioids (Oxy, hydrodocone, H, morph, dilaudid, etc.) that your just in pure bliss regardless of your situation. Usually results in just dazing off, pin point pupils, empathogenic feelings, etc. Sometimes you don't even need to use allot of opioids just a low dose with a low doze benzo.
-Aw man feeling good atm after popping a 1mg k-pin and a lortab 10....Just enough to take the anxiety away and kill any bodily pain...er um its real funny though my intestines have decided not to move but right now this opioid haze is something from the heavens.
by CTU_FieldAgent200 March 1, 2011
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