CTU_FieldAgent200's definitions
The Alpha Male does not have a specific "Image", or fall under a certain category and is not defined by looks, money, or arrogance rather the Alpha Male is defined as being an all around good guy but possessing the confidence and social know-how to be successful in epic proportions with woman but anything the Alpha Male sets his mind out to be. Yeah that's right you wanted to be an ultra marathoner astronaut anesthesiologist astrophysicist but your not Alpha Male mind set told you you couldn't do it so your a failure before you even start. The Alpha Male does not brag about his successes with woman, money, education, etc. at least not often because when he walks into the room everyone can quite literally feel his presence of awesomeness. It is not arrogance but genuine good. The Alpha Male can be anyone he wants without compromising a drop of his true character, the Alpha Male does not believe in "leagues" like you weak beta males...the Alpha Male is understanding, nice, social, and sometimes even caring and does not care if its perceived as "beta or weak" because if anyone were to challenge him he would socially castrate them from beta to omega...
Alpha Male: Yeah that pretty girl you saw in chemistry that you and your beta male friends all said were out of your "league" ("leagues" do not exist if your an Alpha male) and think no one but Bill Gates and Brad Pitt fused together could get, I asked her out and we had epic sex and she's begging for more except you'll never know because I don't care what you think...
by CTU_FieldAgent200 July 10, 2011
Get the Alpha Malemug. John Legere is T-Mobile USA's latest CEO. He is known to speak his mind in an outspoken, no bullshit approach. He hates AT&T like any normal human being (after working there for 20 years) and routinely disses other carriers on Twitter. He even crashed an AT&T sponsored party and was kicked out. His "UNcarrier" approach to cellular service has brought T-Mobile into a new age with millions of new loyal subscribers. He arguably has some of the most hilariously blunt statements, lines, insults, quotes whatever of any modern CEO. Considered one of the most dangerous opponents of AT&T, Verizon and Sprint because he fearlessly goes after them all the while making T-Mobile USA and its network even better. He makes unprofessional the new professional.
"I just wanted to see Macklemore….." - John Legere after being kicked out by AT&T from an AT&T event with Macklemore.
“These high and mighty duopolist that are raping you for every penny you have, If they could do something nice for you they would, The fuckers hate you.” - John Legere talking about AT&T and Verizon.
"What the fuck are you doing putting it in your pocket and sitting on it for? That's some horse shit. This thing doesn't fucking bend." - John Legere on the iPhone 6 Plus "Bendgate"
"We are either going to take over this whole industry, or these bastards are going to change, and the whole industry is going to shift. I don’t give a g--damn which. I can’t wait to watch the peckers scream and cry."
"There should be an energy drink next to the doobie in your goodie bag." - John Legere at a public event
“These high and mighty duopolist that are raping you for every penny you have, If they could do something nice for you they would, The fuckers hate you.” - John Legere talking about AT&T and Verizon.
"What the fuck are you doing putting it in your pocket and sitting on it for? That's some horse shit. This thing doesn't fucking bend." - John Legere on the iPhone 6 Plus "Bendgate"
"We are either going to take over this whole industry, or these bastards are going to change, and the whole industry is going to shift. I don’t give a g--damn which. I can’t wait to watch the peckers scream and cry."
"There should be an energy drink next to the doobie in your goodie bag." - John Legere at a public event
by CTU_FieldAgent200 October 19, 2014
Get the John Legeremug. A very fine automobile. Very sporty indeed, BMW pioneered the sports sedan with this (along with the M3). Regardless how how much horse power some American POS has bet your fine ass that a bimmer can match it's speed with 100less hp. What BMW puts into this car is pure magic that while maybe isn't better for some this magic is just on a whole different level than Mercedes Benz, Audi, Lexus, etc. This magic alone is why a $60k (M3) car can light up someones face more than a $200k car. Don't talk shit about this car being a "poor mans BMW" because I doubt you have 45k to spend on a fully loaded 3 series sedan let alone the coupe with all wheel drive or the IS model or even the M3.
Person1: I just got a new BMW 3 series, I LOVE it!
Persom2: zomg my Benz is so cooler
Person1: right...now I see what Mercedes Benz has been degraded to in the US.
Persom2: zomg my Benz is so cooler
Person1: right...now I see what Mercedes Benz has been degraded to in the US.
by CTU_FieldAgent200 August 29, 2010
Get the BMW 3 Seriesmug. A sleep aid that will fuck you up. Basically if you take it and don't go to bed your accross from a clingy drunk and retard. Also judgement is severely impaired, take one but hide the bottle because taking two extra always seams like a great idea under the influence. Makes you regret things the next day like wandering the house aimlously looking to annoy your parents with your new found legal intoxication.
Influenced author: Ambien is bad ass and I suggest you try it along wit xanax (not at the same time).
by CTU_FieldAgent200 June 10, 2010
Get the ambienmug. 1. Some dude in my neighborhood that legit everyone is afraid of. Kind of funny that it rhymes.
2. Chester the Molester...an old name of unknown origin referring to a child molester. I think everyone has a Chester the Molester in their town come to think of it...
2. Chester the Molester...an old name of unknown origin referring to a child molester. I think everyone has a Chester the Molester in their town come to think of it...
1. Teenage girls: Ah omg chester the molester's gonna come after us! Don't go outside past dark or go near the big white windowless van!
2. Chester the Molester is one scary legend.
2. Chester the Molester is one scary legend.
by CTU_FieldAgent200 September 14, 2011
Get the Chester the Molestermug. The Korova Milk Bar was featured in the book 'A Clockwork Orange' by Anthony Burgess and more famously the film adaptation by Stanley Kubrick of the same title. The Korova Milk Bar is a bar for minors that sells "Milk Plus" meaning the milk is often laced with a drug of your choice, either Vellocet, Synthemesc, Drencrom. Vellocet in the story is supposed to be a fictional opioid, probably similar to the ultra rare and coveted opioid dextromoramide said to be the most euphoric opioid ever when taken by mouth. Synthemesc is based of mescaline but a synthetic variant with similar effects presumably. Lastly Drencrom is Adrenochrome a real substance derived from epinephrine with strong euphoric stimulant effects similar to amphetamines and other unknown effects at higher doses. The bar features furniture in the shape of naked women and milk dispenses out of the nipples. Korova means "cow" in Russian.
by CTU_FieldAgent200 December 15, 2012
Get the Korova Milk Barmug. When it comes to mafia, gang, black ops (not the fucking video game), and other shit the "trigger man" is the one who ties up the loose ends. A dirty job but the trigger man makes sure one whistle blower doesn't mess up a well planned operation, robbery, hit, etc. If you don't have the heart to be the trigger man, there will always be a bastard out there that won't bat an eye over doing it.
Example from "The Town", Man one is Jeremy Renner, and man two is Ben Affleck in a conversation.
Man one: You uh, check on that thing, the license?
Man two: Yeah, nothin', its a dead end. We are all set.
Man one: So no need to remove her from the equation?
Man two: What are ya a Trigger man now?
Man two: Just loose ends kid.
Man one: You uh, check on that thing, the license?
Man two: Yeah, nothin', its a dead end. We are all set.
Man one: So no need to remove her from the equation?
Man two: What are ya a Trigger man now?
Man two: Just loose ends kid.
by CTU_FieldAgent200 December 4, 2011
Get the Trigger manmug.