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Something of a daily occurance, NCIS is a great show and it seams its so great that they have "Marathon's" almost everyday. Do not get sucked in as these last for 12-24 hours and you will get nothing done.
Person 1: I'm going to work on my project *walks into TV room* EWWW!!! NCIS Marathon! *Two hours later*: Shit I got nothing done!
In short don't get sucked in.
In short don't get sucked in.
by CTU_FieldAgent200 February 15, 2010
Get the NCIS Marathon mug.When it comes to mafia, gang, black ops (not the fucking video game), and other shit the "trigger man" is the one who ties up the loose ends. A dirty job but the trigger man makes sure one whistle blower doesn't mess up a well planned operation, robbery, hit, etc. If you don't have the heart to be the trigger man, there will always be a bastard out there that won't bat an eye over doing it.
Example from "The Town", Man one is Jeremy Renner, and man two is Ben Affleck in a conversation.
Man one: You uh, check on that thing, the license?
Man two: Yeah, nothin', its a dead end. We are all set.
Man one: So no need to remove her from the equation?
Man two: What are ya a Trigger man now?
Man two: Just loose ends kid.
Man one: You uh, check on that thing, the license?
Man two: Yeah, nothin', its a dead end. We are all set.
Man one: So no need to remove her from the equation?
Man two: What are ya a Trigger man now?
Man two: Just loose ends kid.
by CTU_FieldAgent200 December 4, 2011
Get the Trigger man mug.Only the greatest drink ever! If you manage to not die of fatal respiratory depression! The heath ledger is none other than champagne or any favorite alcoholic drink with 2mg of xanax, 15mg of oxycodone, promethazine (or benadryl if your a pussy), and if you can't sleep ambien (lol). The alcohol provides a base drunkness, the xanax creates further "blackout" so you can't remember the retarded shit you did on it, the oxycodone provides insane euphoria and pain relief from the stupid shit you do and the promethazine potentiates the former three! The ambien is for if you survive so you can sleep like a winrar and total bad ass saying "as if 4 controlled substances that all potentiate each other isn't enough I just added a 5th!". This drink is not FDA approved but if it were I would imagine our entire country would be dead and the remaining survivors leanin' pretty good. Think the G6 jet of cough syrup. If you can puff out a cough on this bad boy your an alien.
Fuck man that party was lame as shit so I grabbed my oxy and xanax and went diving through the kids grandma's medicine cabinet and whooped up the heath ledger, I don't remember anything from the past 24hours but I saw some video and apparently it was epic!
The Heath Ledger™ number one recommended drink for and by trolls!
The Heath Ledger™ number one recommended drink for and by trolls!
by CTU_FieldAgent200 April 22, 2011
Get the The Heath Ledger mug.Doctor: The patient is seizing he could herniate his brain push 4 MG's lorazepam IV STAT!
Anesthetist: Yes sir pushing IV lorazepam now!
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Dude: Girlfriend is being a bitch today and won't hook up with me I need a beer STAT!
Broski: Right on it bro!
Anesthetist: Yes sir pushing IV lorazepam now!
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Dude: Girlfriend is being a bitch today and won't hook up with me I need a beer STAT!
Broski: Right on it bro!
by CTU_FieldAgent200 March 16, 2011
Get the Stat! mug.Someone who feels they are above everyone for not joining facebook or someone who is afraid their drunken debauchery will be caught by a college and ruin their life. Can also be used to describe that one friend who hasn't updated their facebook status in over a month to give the appearance of being "oh so busy and popular" despite facebook stalking random girls he requested daily.
Nick: hey broski get a facebook so you can see all the chicks commenting on how hot you were in the football game
Myer: my ego won't let me get a facebook, its telling me I'm way too cool for it
Nick: cool. *he's too cool for facebook I wish my ego was that big*
Myer: my ego won't let me get a facebook, its telling me I'm way too cool for it
Nick: cool. *he's too cool for facebook I wish my ego was that big*
by CTU_FieldAgent200 June 23, 2010
Get the Too cool for facebook mug.The illest sports sedan ever. The car is sleek looking but one wouldn't expect it to dust a porche 911, and a nissan skyline like an f16 vs a learjet. You will fuck shit up In this fine piece of German art.
Jimal: ah shit son my pumped up nissan is gonna wreck yo ass up shit son
Nate: cool story brah I can't wait to blow past your trash talking ass in my stock bmw m3 with 444 horse power at 180mph ripping through your ass like an f22 raptor. Better hold onto your shit tight.
Nate: cool story brah I can't wait to blow past your trash talking ass in my stock bmw m3 with 444 horse power at 180mph ripping through your ass like an f22 raptor. Better hold onto your shit tight.
by CTU_FieldAgent200 June 14, 2010
Get the BMW M3 mug.When your doctor prescribes you a controlled substance (like adderall, vicodin/lortab, Xanax, etc.) and you have the thought "I wonder how much this would sell for".... Usually from the fact that the medicine is not needed or completely outrageous in terms of it actually being needed.
Dr. Doctor: I'm writing you a precripition for 160MG of OxyContin with no Tylenol, 220 quantity since your in so much pain from your hang nail...I can also write you a prescription for 900mg of diamorphine if needed...
Person: thanks..... *thinks*: ZOMG SICK ILL MAKE 2grand OFF THIS SHIT WHEN I SELL IT TO THE RICH DRUGGIES AT MY SCHOOL!!!! DRUG DEALER MOMENT FTW!!!
Person: thanks..... *thinks*: ZOMG SICK ILL MAKE 2grand OFF THIS SHIT WHEN I SELL IT TO THE RICH DRUGGIES AT MY SCHOOL!!!! DRUG DEALER MOMENT FTW!!!
by CTU_FieldAgent200 October 7, 2010
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