7 definitions by CAT_MARK_1

Hemroid

Basically, a swollen blood vessel on your ass.

The hooker put my hemroid between her teeth, and popped it like a fruit gusher.

by CAT_MARK_1 December 29, 2007

Master Debater

Someone who is a master at debating, or arguing.

This person also tends to be an asshole, and is laughed at by friends and enemies alike, because the given nickname sounds like master bater.

Mitchell: I'm the Master Debater.

Mark: *laughs* I bet you are.

by CAT_MARK_1 January 2, 2008

dingle berries

The hardest substances known to man. A mixture of Shieat and toilet paper that cling to your ass hair for untold eons.

New: Captain Crunch with Dingle Berries!!!

by CAT_MARK_1 August 22, 2007

tig ol bitties

The biggest pair of titties you've ever set your virgin eyes on.

Damn Billy, you mom sure has some tig ol bitties

by CAT_MARK_1 August 22, 2007

ass master

You and/or one or more of your gay little buddies, that like to give/take it up the ass regularly

Damn son, you showed him who the ass master around here is.

by CAT_MARK_1 August 22, 2007

virginal

According to Myspace, this is a mood that you can be in.

Meaning to, you guessed it, feel like a virgin.

Fresh, innocent, untouched. You get the idea.

"Hey Jake, how are you feeling today?"

"Oh, virginal I guess."

Also

Kristi: I'm feeling virginal today.

Me: I doubt that very much.

by CAT_MARK_1 December 25, 2007

lawlz

The "cool" way of making it known you found something funny over the internet.

lawlz! I'm typing like a retard!

by CAT_MARK_1 December 13, 2007