Lucifer

overworked, stressed-out eldest child of the seven demon brothers on Obey Me! Shall We Date, and Avatar of Pride, ir the Avatar if Consent, if you will.

probably my favorite.

him: "try to survive the year or whatever"
also him when we do something stupid: "wHY YOU LITTLE-" *demon form: activated*

either he'll try to kill you himself or make up for it by banging you in his bedroom.

Jesus, he's bi for Diavolo, bi as hell.

Satan's daddy, don't ask how that works, bro went full-on mad and Satan just... spawned.
"guys, I swear, if Lucifer asks me to visit his study just for him to push me against the desk, I'ma slap a restraining order across his face"
"you gotta admit, he's hot when he's dominant"
"excuse me, what- 😭"
by Byakuya's left sock May 02, 2023
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Satan

the edgy edgelord fourth-born of the seven brothers from Obey Me! Shall We Date, the edgiest one and the Avatar of Wrath, or the Avatar of Cat Lovers and Emo Teens Everywhere, if you will.

boy's a furry Draco Malfoy confirmed, with his scuffled blond hair and desire to make Lucifer's life a living hell because Lucifer's the reason he exists... trust me, the context behind that's simple: Lucifer and their dad got super mad and boom, Satan spawned. did that make no sense? yes, yes, it didn't.
this is why he has daddy issues- /j

bro's the dark academia-type, always reading books, playing with cats, crushing on MC harder than me attempting to get a full combo on Project Sekai, and gossiping with Asmodeus.

did I mention he's edgy?

I swear, he'd probably make for a delightful character in Danganronpa-

"if I had to choose between you and cats, you'd make me hesitate."

he's pretty cool, I guess.
"hey, I hope Satan wasn't too much trouble?"
"nah, he wasn't, as soon as he saw Coraline, he stopped trying to burn my house down."
"wait, who's Coraline?"
"my cat."
"ah."
by Byakuya's left sock May 23, 2023
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Byakuya Togami

A rich asf dude who hails from the franchise, DanganRonpa. Likes coffee and French (or something, i dunno), hates normal people. He is tall, blond, slender, has long asf legs, wears glasses and has a "bitch, does it look like i give a fuck?" attitude.
And somehow, most of the fandom simps him like the Toko Fukawa kinnies they are, like, the frick, dudes. But can you blame them?
Is sometimes shipped with Makoto Naegi or Kyoko Kirigiri.
Byakuya: *breathes in rich man*
Toko: Holy shit, be mine, Byakuya Togami<3!!!!
by Byakuya's left sock April 07, 2021
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Nijisanji

a shady-ass VTubing agency with underhanded business tactics, a CEO who probably owns a yacht, and a bunch of VTubers who either graduate cuz they've had enough or get terminated for shitty reason, i.e.: a deez nuts joke (damn, guess Niji can't even get a deez nuts joke, rest in VTuber heaven, Zaion LanZa).

has the most toxic group of defenders known to man. don't believe me? they made a hitlist. a genuine hitlist on people who are pointing out Niji's controversies.

can they stop dragging poor Selen Tatsuki/Dokibird's name in the dirt? i get it, she uploaded a video without approval, but damn, did y'all consider that *timezones exist?* y'all saying she's the one in the wrong, meanwhile she's been struggling from mismanagement within your company and getting bullied? lol. put on the clown wig, bluds.

this agency also includes:
- a fanbase that'll get angry over a few livers eating from a Starbucks in Japan, but they *won't* do the same for a liver who's racist? um, okay.
- a black "livestream" (Anycolor yet they chose black, amirite?)
- drama and controversies up the wazoo
- livers not getting their own YouTube play buttons
- and much much more.

the Nijisanji Defense Force can fight me, i could 1v1 them in a Walmart parking lot, just watch 🥰🙏

this whole dictionary entry is just negligible.
#sinktheyacht
Nijisanji's a bad company to join if you wanna become a VTuber. rather join hololive.
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