Byakuya's left sock's definitions
Cheerio-muncher (headcanon).
he (yes, i said "he") is the Ultimate Programmer, and is pretty much on everyone's "Protect at all costs" lists.
he's wicked smart, being able to program his own AI named Alter Ego.
best bean ever.
I like to call him Cheerio, because his smile cheers me up.
he's NOT a girl, nor is he trans, or even fem-oriented, sorry guys, but he dresses girly so that people would stop picking on him, but he wishes he could be stronger, which is why he enlisted the help of one Mondo Owada in Chapter 2, but got bonked by said Mondo (for reasons i'll get into on his definition), and later got strung up by one fabulous Byakuya Togami.
Cheerio Chihiro should've lived ; - ;
he (yes, i said "he") is the Ultimate Programmer, and is pretty much on everyone's "Protect at all costs" lists.
he's wicked smart, being able to program his own AI named Alter Ego.
best bean ever.
I like to call him Cheerio, because his smile cheers me up.
he's NOT a girl, nor is he trans, or even fem-oriented, sorry guys, but he dresses girly so that people would stop picking on him, but he wishes he could be stronger, which is why he enlisted the help of one Mondo Owada in Chapter 2, but got bonked by said Mondo (for reasons i'll get into on his definition), and later got strung up by one fabulous Byakuya Togami.
Cheerio Chihiro should've lived ; - ;
by Byakuya's left sock May 2, 2023
Get the Chihiro Fujisakimug. one of the exchange students from the Celestial Realm in Obey Me!, and basically best angel, hands down (next to Luke).
he's such a cinnamon roll, no, really, he seriously is, he's so kind and thoughtful and generous and considerate and gentle and so damn sweet, he's literally the perfect gentleman... until technology becomes involved, but he's not hopeless with a phone, guys, he's still learning! maybe one day, we could play Genshin Impact side-by-side as soon as he gets the hang of using a computer!
bro's got a sharp intuition, and he can get pretty serious when the going gets tough, and did I mention that he's an author? yeah, nah, I'm not giving away his pen name-
join the Simeon's Witnesses today, and save 95% on Simeon merch!
"He's like, a sweet, whole innocent Boi cinnamon roll who deserves the best in life, he deserves everything...
He deserves to be protected at all costs, no matter what the costs are"
- a fellow Simeon's Witness.
*please, guys, the Simeon's Witnesses thing is a partial joke, we like Simeon a lot, but not enough to fully start a cult, please, we're just otakus who like a fictional man.*
he's such a cinnamon roll, no, really, he seriously is, he's so kind and thoughtful and generous and considerate and gentle and so damn sweet, he's literally the perfect gentleman... until technology becomes involved, but he's not hopeless with a phone, guys, he's still learning! maybe one day, we could play Genshin Impact side-by-side as soon as he gets the hang of using a computer!
bro's got a sharp intuition, and he can get pretty serious when the going gets tough, and did I mention that he's an author? yeah, nah, I'm not giving away his pen name-
join the Simeon's Witnesses today, and save 95% on Simeon merch!
"He's like, a sweet, whole innocent Boi cinnamon roll who deserves the best in life, he deserves everything...
He deserves to be protected at all costs, no matter what the costs are"
- a fellow Simeon's Witness.
*please, guys, the Simeon's Witnesses thing is a partial joke, we like Simeon a lot, but not enough to fully start a cult, please, we're just otakus who like a fictional man.*
normal person: "oh? Simeon's kinda cute, lowkey."
Simeon's Witnesses: "I'd give up watching NCIS: Los Angeles and sleep for you, Simeon, please, bless me with your divine kindness."
Simeon's Witnesses: "I'd give up watching NCIS: Los Angeles and sleep for you, Simeon, please, bless me with your divine kindness."
by Byakuya's left sock May 18, 2023
Get the Simeonmug. some doll on the Internet who's probably not very smart.
formerly known as REDACTED. they go by Tea mostly, but other names include Alice and Luke.
they like tea and Danganronpa, and hate the cold.
"... why's there just a single avocado in the middle of our backyard, staring at me through the kitchen door menacingly? /j"
- some random quote they've said, I dunno.
they'd probably eat instant ramen and ramble about whatever if ever given the chance (we probably shouldn't give them that).
whether you need legal advice, a medical professional's opinion, or free labor, they're definitely NOT the person for the job for two of those things.
they're a certified M.A.H.O.U. shoujo, reincarnated doll and overall emotional mess.
formerly known as REDACTED. they go by Tea mostly, but other names include Alice and Luke.
they like tea and Danganronpa, and hate the cold.
"... why's there just a single avocado in the middle of our backyard, staring at me through the kitchen door menacingly? /j"
- some random quote they've said, I dunno.
they'd probably eat instant ramen and ramble about whatever if ever given the chance (we probably shouldn't give them that).
whether you need legal advice, a medical professional's opinion, or free labor, they're definitely NOT the person for the job for two of those things.
they're a certified M.A.H.O.U. shoujo, reincarnated doll and overall emotional mess.
"honestly, fuck whoever took the Teapxt handle on X- oh, hey, look, White Rabbit candies!"
- something Tea might've said
- something Tea might've said
by Byakuya's left sock October 16, 2024
Get the Teapxtmug. the scummy, broke second-born of the seven demon brothers from the hit otome game, Obey Me! Shall We Date, a possible idiot and the Avatar of Greed, aka the Avatar of Getting Broke/the Avatar of Simping.
bro's the CEO of getting bullied.
"your words can't touch me, these shades are Gucci"
a bit of a bitch at first towards MC, but then he slowly becomes a tsundere for said MC, help me, he's just the cutest-
kinda fricking stupid, but that's what makes him cuter.
when caring for a Mammon, make sure not to play horror movies or take him to any horror-related festivals, show him any horror-related videos, etc.
he still owes Leviathan cash.
he's giving "emotionally attached cat" vibes.
bro got some serious spending issues that Lucifer actually froze his credit card in the fridge (R.I.P., Goldie).
bro's the CEO of getting bullied.
"your words can't touch me, these shades are Gucci"
a bit of a bitch at first towards MC, but then he slowly becomes a tsundere for said MC, help me, he's just the cutest-
kinda fricking stupid, but that's what makes him cuter.
when caring for a Mammon, make sure not to play horror movies or take him to any horror-related festivals, show him any horror-related videos, etc.
he still owes Leviathan cash.
he's giving "emotionally attached cat" vibes.
bro got some serious spending issues that Lucifer actually froze his credit card in the fridge (R.I.P., Goldie).
"man, I was busy speedrunning Saiko No Sutoka, but Mammon came in asking for my credit card, and then he screamed like some sort of schoolgirl. I swear, I told him that I was gonna play a horror game."
"that sucks."
"I swear, one day, I'm gonna lock Mammon in a room with nothing but horror movies playing."
"DON'T YOU DARE HARM THE CUTE CHILD 😠"
"that sucks."
"I swear, one day, I'm gonna lock Mammon in a room with nothing but horror movies playing."
"DON'T YOU DARE HARM THE CUTE CHILD 😠"
by Byakuya's left sock May 3, 2023
Get the Mammonmug.