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overworked, stressed-out eldest child of the seven demon brothers on Obey Me! Shall We Date, and Avatar of Pride, ir the Avatar if Consent, if you will.
probably my favorite.
him: "try to survive the year or whatever"
also him when we do something stupid: "wHY YOU LITTLE-" *demon form: activated*
either he'll try to kill you himself or make up for it by banging you in his bedroom.
Jesus, he's bi for Diavolo, bi as hell.
Satan's daddy, don't ask how that works, bro went full-on mad and Satan just... spawned.
probably my favorite.
him: "try to survive the year or whatever"
also him when we do something stupid: "wHY YOU LITTLE-" *demon form: activated*
either he'll try to kill you himself or make up for it by banging you in his bedroom.
Jesus, he's bi for Diavolo, bi as hell.
Satan's daddy, don't ask how that works, bro went full-on mad and Satan just... spawned.
"guys, I swear, if Lucifer asks me to visit his study just for him to push me against the desk, I'ma slap a restraining order across his face"
"you gotta admit, he's hot when he's dominant"
"excuse me, what- 😭"
"you gotta admit, he's hot when he's dominant"
"excuse me, what- 😭"
by Byakuya's left sock May 2, 2023
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he's such a cinnamon roll, no, really, he seriously is, he's so kind and thoughtful and generous and considerate and gentle and so damn sweet, he's literally the perfect gentleman... until technology becomes involved, but he's not hopeless with a phone, guys, he's still learning! maybe one day, we could play Genshin Impact side-by-side as soon as he gets the hang of using a computer!
bro's got a sharp intuition, and he can get pretty serious when the going gets tough, and did I mention that he's an author? yeah, nah, I'm not giving away his pen name-
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"He's like, a sweet, whole innocent Boi cinnamon roll who deserves the best in life, he deserves everything...
He deserves to be protected at all costs, no matter what the costs are"
- a fellow Simeon's Witness.
*please, guys, the Simeon's Witnesses thing is a partial joke, we like Simeon a lot, but not enough to fully start a cult, please, we're just otakus who like a fictional man.*
he's such a cinnamon roll, no, really, he seriously is, he's so kind and thoughtful and generous and considerate and gentle and so damn sweet, he's literally the perfect gentleman... until technology becomes involved, but he's not hopeless with a phone, guys, he's still learning! maybe one day, we could play Genshin Impact side-by-side as soon as he gets the hang of using a computer!
bro's got a sharp intuition, and he can get pretty serious when the going gets tough, and did I mention that he's an author? yeah, nah, I'm not giving away his pen name-
join the Simeon's Witnesses today, and save 95% on Simeon merch!
"He's like, a sweet, whole innocent Boi cinnamon roll who deserves the best in life, he deserves everything...
He deserves to be protected at all costs, no matter what the costs are"
- a fellow Simeon's Witness.
*please, guys, the Simeon's Witnesses thing is a partial joke, we like Simeon a lot, but not enough to fully start a cult, please, we're just otakus who like a fictional man.*
normal person: "oh? Simeon's kinda cute, lowkey."
Simeon's Witnesses: "I'd give up watching NCIS: Los Angeles and sleep for you, Simeon, please, bless me with your divine kindness."
Simeon's Witnesses: "I'd give up watching NCIS: Los Angeles and sleep for you, Simeon, please, bless me with your divine kindness."
by Byakuya's left sock May 18, 2023
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i don't even know what else to put here, cuz they've got so much drama, but all i can say is now the people are mad, the workers are mad, the substations are blowing up, the machinery's being destroyed, the workers demand raises, and we're still sitting in the dark, waiting for the lights to go on so that i can finish my homework.
thanks, Eskom, for making me fall farther behind.
i don't even know what else to put here, cuz they've got so much drama, but all i can say is now the people are mad, the workers are mad, the substations are blowing up, the machinery's being destroyed, the workers demand raises, and we're still sitting in the dark, waiting for the lights to go on so that i can finish my homework.
thanks, Eskom, for making me fall farther behind.
by Byakuya's left sock November 15, 2022
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bro's the CEO of getting bullied.
"your words can't touch me, these shades are Gucci"
a bit of a bitch at first towards MC, but then he slowly becomes a tsundere for said MC, help me, he's just the cutest-
kinda fricking stupid, but that's what makes him cuter.
when caring for a Mammon, make sure not to play horror movies or take him to any horror-related festivals, show him any horror-related videos, etc.
he still owes Leviathan cash.
he's giving "emotionally attached cat" vibes.
bro got some serious spending issues that Lucifer actually froze his credit card in the fridge (R.I.P., Goldie).
bro's the CEO of getting bullied.
"your words can't touch me, these shades are Gucci"
a bit of a bitch at first towards MC, but then he slowly becomes a tsundere for said MC, help me, he's just the cutest-
kinda fricking stupid, but that's what makes him cuter.
when caring for a Mammon, make sure not to play horror movies or take him to any horror-related festivals, show him any horror-related videos, etc.
he still owes Leviathan cash.
he's giving "emotionally attached cat" vibes.
bro got some serious spending issues that Lucifer actually froze his credit card in the fridge (R.I.P., Goldie).
"man, I was busy speedrunning Saiko No Sutoka, but Mammon came in asking for my credit card, and then he screamed like some sort of schoolgirl. I swear, I told him that I was gonna play a horror game."
"that sucks."
"I swear, one day, I'm gonna lock Mammon in a room with nothing but horror movies playing."
"DON'T YOU DARE HARM THE CUTE CHILD 😠"
"that sucks."
"I swear, one day, I'm gonna lock Mammon in a room with nothing but horror movies playing."
"DON'T YOU DARE HARM THE CUTE CHILD 😠"
by Byakuya's left sock May 3, 2023
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