17 definitions by Byakuya's left sock

A jail for horny and perverted people. What else would it be?
Person 1: I'm so horny right now.
Person 2: *BONK* GO TO HORNY JAIL!
by Byakuya's left sock July 9, 2021
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blue-haired girl from DanganRonpa.
she is the Ultimate Pop Idol.
her father was always busy, so she finds comfort and love in her girl pop band.
could be Hatsune Miku in disguise.
she was killed by carrot-head Leon Kuwata, but she was trying to kill him so... k a r m a
and yet, i still love, adore, and wanna care for her.
my friend: hey, who would you save?
me: Sayaka Maizono.
my friend: you mean undercover Hatsune Miku?
me: yeah.
by Byakuya's left sock July 25, 2021
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Cheerio-muncher (headcanon).
he (yes, i said "he") is the Ultimate Programmer, and is pretty much on everyone's "Protect at all costs" lists.
he's wicked smart, being able to program his own AI named Alter Ego.
best bean ever.
I like to call him Cheerio, because his smile cheers me up.
he's NOT a girl, nor is he trans, or even fem-oriented, sorry guys, but he dresses girly so that people would stop picking on him, but he wishes he could be stronger, which is why he enlisted the help of one Mondo Owada in Chapter 2, but got bonked by said Mondo (for reasons i'll get into on his definition), and later got strung up by one fabulous Byakuya Togami.
Cheerio Chihiro should've lived ; - ;
Chihiro Fujisaki is the cutest Cheerio-munching bean to ever grace Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
by Byakuya's left sock May 2, 2023
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a blonde despair-obsessed girl with semi-huge pigtails from DanganRonpa.
she nearly tore the world apart with her despair.
also has big boobies, many personalites, and a valley girl-type voice
i generally dislike her, but when someone says she's a "well-developed character", who am i to burst their bubble.
she may own the rights to "Kamakura, Kamakura, yas queen", but we all know Lil T Studios owns the rights to "Kamakura, Kamakura vibe check". just saying.
**i wouldn't recommend her as simping material to your horny friends.**
and before you say, "but she died in the first chapter!", that was (SPOILER ALERT) her twin, Mukuro Ikusaba.

"i felt more despair during quarantine than i ever had my entire life. it feels BEAUTIFUL!!"

-Junko Enoshima, 2020
Junko Enoshima.
you either hate her or you love her enough to become her despair lackey-
by Byakuya's left sock July 25, 2021
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overworked, stressed-out eldest child of the seven demon brothers on Obey Me! Shall We Date, and Avatar of Pride, ir the Avatar if Consent, if you will.

probably my favorite.

him: "try to survive the year or whatever"
also him when we do something stupid: "wHY YOU LITTLE-" *demon form: activated*

either he'll try to kill you himself or make up for it by banging you in his bedroom.

Jesus, he's bi for Diavolo, bi as hell.

Satan's daddy, don't ask how that works, bro went full-on mad and Satan just... spawned.
"guys, I swear, if Lucifer asks me to visit his study just for him to push me against the desk, I'ma slap a restraining order across his face"
"you gotta admit, he's hot when he's dominant"
"excuse me, what- 😭"
by Byakuya's left sock May 2, 2023
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Kagamine Len half of the time.
if you know, you know.
just go listen to Plus Boy, then you'd probably understand.

this was supposed to be a half-hearted joke, btw.
Rin: "Len can be such a shota boy sometimes."
Len, three feet over: "I'm literally right next to you, Rin, how could you-"
*beings to sing Plus Boy sadly*
Rin: "SHUT UP, SHOTA BOY!"
by Byakuya's left sock August 29, 2023
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one of the exchange students from the Celestial Realm in Obey Me!, and basically best angel, hands down (next to Luke).

he's such a cinnamon roll, no, really, he seriously is, he's so kind and thoughtful and generous and considerate and gentle and so damn sweet, he's literally the perfect gentleman... until technology becomes involved, but he's not hopeless with a phone, guys, he's still learning! maybe one day, we could play Genshin Impact side-by-side as soon as he gets the hang of using a computer!

bro's got a sharp intuition, and he can get pretty serious when the going gets tough, and did I mention that he's an author? yeah, nah, I'm not giving away his pen name-

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"He's like, a sweet, whole innocent Boi cinnamon roll who deserves the best in life, he deserves everything...
He deserves to be protected at all costs, no matter what the costs are"

- a fellow Simeon's Witness.

*please, guys, the Simeon's Witnesses thing is a partial joke, we like Simeon a lot, but not enough to fully start a cult, please, we're just otakus who like a fictional man.*
normal person: "oh? Simeon's kinda cute, lowkey."
Simeon's Witnesses: "I'd give up watching NCIS: Los Angeles and sleep for you, Simeon, please, bless me with your divine kindness."
by Byakuya's left sock May 18, 2023
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