17 definitions by Byakuya's left sock

one of the exchange students from the Celestial Realm in Obey Me!, and basically best angel, hands down (next to Luke).

he's such a cinnamon roll, no, really, he seriously is, he's so kind and thoughtful and generous and considerate and gentle and so damn sweet, he's literally the perfect gentleman... until technology becomes involved, but he's not hopeless with a phone, guys, he's still learning! maybe one day, we could play Genshin Impact side-by-side as soon as he gets the hang of using a computer!

bro's got a sharp intuition, and he can get pretty serious when the going gets tough, and did I mention that he's an author? yeah, nah, I'm not giving away his pen name-

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"He's like, a sweet, whole innocent Boi cinnamon roll who deserves the best in life, he deserves everything...
He deserves to be protected at all costs, no matter what the costs are"

- a fellow Simeon's Witness.

*please, guys, the Simeon's Witnesses thing is a partial joke, we like Simeon a lot, but not enough to fully start a cult, please, we're just otakus who like a fictional man.*
normal person: "oh? Simeon's kinda cute, lowkey."
Simeon's Witnesses: "I'd give up watching NCIS: Los Angeles and sleep for you, Simeon, please, bless me with your divine kindness."
by Byakuya's left sock May 18, 2023
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the state-owned electricity company in South Africa that used to be the best that ever was, but thanks to a stroke of genius to "save electricity" and fire all their experienced workers all in the span of January of 2008, they managed to invent load-shedding and create adverts for people to use less of their product.

i don't even know what else to put here, cuz they've got so much drama, but all i can say is now the people are mad, the workers are mad, the substations are blowing up, the machinery's being destroyed, the workers demand raises, and we're still sitting in the dark, waiting for the lights to go on so that i can finish my homework.
thanks, Eskom, for making me fall farther behind.
"you can always rely on Eskom to turn off the lights so you don't have to!" - said no one ever
by Byakuya's left sock November 16, 2022
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the most random person you'll ever have the chance of encountering.
pronouns are she/they/mir, according to them.

often going by Tea, Midori, Luke or Hime, and (possibly formerly) known as Lil T Studios on YouTube, Studios San is a YouTuber, a Discord user, an artist, a Danganronpa crackhead to the point that she's making her own killing game timeline, a Genshin (and Paimon-personating) enthusiast, and overall a goofball that simps for Byakuya Togami.

"GUYS, IT'S NOT 'STUDIO SANS', IT'S 'STUDIOS SAN', GET IT RIGHT, JESUS 😭"

even though she means it in a positive connotation, she'll often refer to someone as a "scrunkly broad", "goofy goober", and/or "my fellow idiots".
she just really likes socializing online, cuz real life's hell on her.

"shoutout to Boba-Boi for giving me the Proj. Sekai addiction!"

an IRL Toko's worst nightmare, a Karen's biggest mistake in angering and a Jehovah's Witness's weirdest enemy.

is well-known for the YTTD MMD videos and the "all the Segas but i forgot how to do the assignment" video. please go show her some love, but don't shove her into the limelight too soon.

she likes tea.
person 1: "hey, check out this video I found!"
*plays "Byakuya VA Compilation Part 2: Trigger Happy Boogaloo"*
person 2 (Toko, probably): "what the hell is this garbage? and what the hell even is StudiToga?!"
person 3 (a clear fan): "oh my Archons, guys, I ship Studios San x Byakuya Togami."
person 4: "y'all watch Studio Sans?"
person 1: "IT'S 'STUDIOS SAN', GET IT RIGHT!!!"
by Byakuya's left sock May 5, 2023
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A rich asf dude who hails from the franchise, DanganRonpa. Likes coffee and French (or something, i dunno), hates normal people. He is tall, blond, slender, has long asf legs, wears glasses and has a "bitch, does it look like i give a fuck?" attitude.
And somehow, most of the fandom simps him like the Toko Fukawa kinnies they are, like, the frick, dudes. But can you blame them?
Is sometimes shipped with Makoto Naegi or Kyoko Kirigiri.
Byakuya: *breathes in rich man*
Toko: Holy shit, be mine, Byakuya Togami<3!!!!
by Byakuya's left sock April 7, 2021
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the edgy edgelord fourth-born of the seven brothers from Obey Me! Shall We Date, the edgiest one and the Avatar of Wrath, or the Avatar of Cat Lovers and Emo Teens Everywhere, if you will.

boy's a furry Draco Malfoy confirmed, with his scuffled blond hair and desire to make Lucifer's life a living hell because Lucifer's the reason he exists... trust me, the context behind that's simple: Lucifer and their dad got super mad and boom, Satan spawned. did that make no sense? yes, yes, it didn't.
this is why he has daddy issues- /j

bro's the dark academia-type, always reading books, playing with cats, crushing on MC harder than me attempting to get a full combo on Project Sekai, and gossiping with Asmodeus.

did I mention he's edgy?

I swear, he'd probably make for a delightful character in Danganronpa-

"if I had to choose between you and cats, you'd make me hesitate."

he's pretty cool, I guess.
"hey, I hope Satan wasn't too much trouble?"
"nah, he wasn't, as soon as he saw Coraline, he stopped trying to burn my house down."
"wait, who's Coraline?"
"my cat."
"ah."
by Byakuya's left sock May 23, 2023
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some random bastard man from the game DanganRonpa: Trigger Happy Havoc.
Ultimate Baseball Pro, or something, man, idk.
his hair looks like it was bleached with carrot juice.
bro's never been to a baseball practice session, but he's good? damn? he was to be a rockstar, though.
he also isekai'd Sayaka Maizono cuz Sayaka wanted to kill him (out of desperation, poor girl's so lonely, stop bullying her, ya Celestia Ludenberg stans), but he turned the tables and killed her in the shower (dead in the bathroom, amirite?).
"it was in self-defense, man!"
i'd rather call him 11037 or carrot head.
he got executed in the first class trial by ✨balls in his jawssss✨, literally.
Makoto "the Eggo" Naegi: "ayo, who killed Sayaka in the bathroom?"
Leon Kuwata: "it was in self-defense, dude, i swear 😭”
by Byakuya's left sock February 22, 2023
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the scummy, broke second-born of the seven demon brothers from the hit otome game, Obey Me! Shall We Date, a possible idiot and the Avatar of Greed, aka the Avatar of Getting Broke/the Avatar of Simping.

bro's the CEO of getting bullied.

"your words can't touch me, these shades are Gucci"

a bit of a bitch at first towards MC, but then he slowly becomes a tsundere for said MC, help me, he's just the cutest-

kinda fricking stupid, but that's what makes him cuter.

when caring for a Mammon, make sure not to play horror movies or take him to any horror-related festivals, show him any horror-related videos, etc.

he still owes Leviathan cash.

he's giving "emotionally attached cat" vibes.

bro got some serious spending issues that Lucifer actually froze his credit card in the fridge (R.I.P., Goldie).
"man, I was busy speedrunning Saiko No Sutoka, but Mammon came in asking for my credit card, and then he screamed like some sort of schoolgirl. I swear, I told him that I was gonna play a horror game."
"that sucks."
"I swear, one day, I'm gonna lock Mammon in a room with nothing but horror movies playing."
"DON'T YOU DARE HARM THE CUTE CHILD 😠"
by Byakuya's left sock May 3, 2023
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