3 definitions by Buteramerica
1. When a man feigns a serious interest in sports, to make it appear as if he is more masculine (i.e.-heterosexual)
Bruce: The Cubs are on a serious roll, they've won six in a row!
Conscientous Objector: Can you name 3 players on the team?
Bruce: Um... Sammy Sosa?
Conscientous Objector: Time to shave that playoff beard buddy!
Conscientous Objector: Can you name 3 players on the team?
Bruce: Um... Sammy Sosa?
Conscientous Objector: Time to shave that playoff beard buddy!
by Buteramerica April 25, 2009
To Lean Forward on the toilet after taking a dump, and look down through your legs into the bowl in admiration of the log you left behind.
Derived from Boston Red Sox 1st Baseman Bill Buckner, who watched the winning hit of game six of the 1986 World Series, go through his legs.
Derived from Boston Red Sox 1st Baseman Bill Buckner, who watched the winning hit of game six of the 1986 World Series, go through his legs.
That shit i took felt like it may have had some blood in it, so i had to Buckner to see if i should seek medical attention
by Buteramerica April 24, 2009
To engage in a romantic relationship with a person who is much better looking, and/or smarter, and/or in a higher socioeconomic class than you. Essentially, a person who is widely considered to be 'out of your league.'
Bob: Your new girlfriend is smokin' hot... A legitimate '8'... How do you continue to keep outkicking your coverage.
Other guy, also named Bob: I have an extremely large penis!
Other guy, also named Bob: I have an extremely large penis!
by Buteramerica April 24, 2009