Burkus's definitions

M4

The U.S. Armys standard carbine, fires 5.56mm NATO round, shares 75-80% of the parts used in the M-16. For some reason ten year olds think they are qualifyed to operate and clean one because they use it in video games, and they read the wikipedia page on it.

If you look at most stock footage of the war on terror it will have an M4 in view.

by Burkus December 17, 2008

Winnipeg

The capital city of Manitoba, Canada. Also known as "Winterpeg" because you can build a snowman by late October and it will last to early April. Gets deadly cold in the winter and bakin' hot in the summer. The four seasons are, Winter, Spring, Summer/Road Construction, and Fall. Was home of the Winnipeg Jets, but they got sold off to Pheonix (I think). Huge hockey/football town. Has 3 major teams, Hockey: Manitoba Moose, Football: Blue Bombers, Baseball: Goldeyes. Also has one shitty neighbourhood called the north end, plenty of Natives, drunks and gangs to mug and kill you there.
I should know because I live in the godforsaken place.

Burkus: FUCK MY BALLS ARE FROZEN!!!
Drunk Native Gangster: Yo B gimmi yo fuckin wallet!
Burkus: FUCK YOU, FUCK THE COLD, FUCK WINNIPEG!!!

by Burkus December 21, 2008

M-16

The U.S. Military's standard issue assault rife, fires 5.56x45mm ammo. Developed to replace the M-14 Rifle that fired larger heavyer 7.62x51mm round. The original M-16 was first issued in Vietnam in 1965 and was prone to jamming because of the gunpowder used in the bullets, the fact that no cleaning kits were issued at first, also the soldiers using them were told it was so "space age" that it didn't need to be cleaned. It was also the first assault rifle issued en-masse to use plastic/fiberglass parts.

Soldier 1: OH SHIT VC'S ALL AROUND US!
Soldier 2: HOLD THEM OFF!
Soldier 1: WITH WHAT?!
Soldier 2: USE YOUR M-16!
Soldier 1: OH FUCK, ITS JAMMED!!!

by Burkus December 16, 2008

Noob

A word used to describe a person who is new to playing the game

supa1337killakapakopp Teamkills xXphiregodXx
xXphiregodXx:WTF?
supa1337killakapakopp:sry
xXphiregodXx:noob

by Burkus March 8, 2009

AK-74

A Russian assault rifle first produced in 1974, hence the name AK-74. Basically a refined AK-47 made to fire the 5.45x39mm, an obviouis nod to the NATO 5.56x45 round. Has one variant, the AK-74u.

The Russian military used the AK-74, I woulden't be surprised if they still have a few circulating around the army.

by Burkus December 31, 2008

Pwned

Definition: A corrupted version of the word "owned". Due to the fact that the "P" and "O" keys on a standard QWERTY keyboard are so close together it can be easy to miss the "O" key and accidentally hit the "P" key. The word itself means to exel at the game or kill someone in a game.

Gamer 1: *Hides behind a wall*
Gamer 1: He'll never get me here.
Gamer 2: *Throws grenade over wall and it lands beside GAMER 1*
Gamer 1: OH SHIT!!!
*Grenade explodes*
Gamer 2: Pwned Noob!

by Burkus December 28, 2008

Call of Duty

A series of games made by Activsion that generally take place in WW2, Producers alternate between Treyarch and Infinity Ward. Treyarch made Call of Duty 3, and World at War. Infinity Ward made Call of Duty, CoD2, and CoD4 (The best of the bunch). Almost as good as sex.

Gamer 1: Wanna play Call of Duty?
Gamer 2: Sure, witch one?
Gamer 1: 4, Duh!

by Burkus December 16, 2008