Burkus's definitions

Noob

A word used to describe a person who is new to playing the game

supa1337killakapakopp Teamkills xXphiregodXx
xXphiregodXx:WTF?
supa1337killakapakopp:sry
xXphiregodXx:noob

by Burkus March 8, 2009

AK-74

A Russian assault rifle first produced in 1974, hence the name AK-74. Basically a refined AK-47 made to fire the 5.45x39mm, an obviouis nod to the NATO 5.56x45 round. Has one variant, the AK-74u.

The Russian military used the AK-74, I woulden't be surprised if they still have a few circulating around the army.

by Burkus December 31, 2008

M-16

The U.S. Military's standard issue assault rife, fires 5.56x45mm ammo. Developed to replace the M-14 Rifle that fired larger heavyer 7.62x51mm round. The original M-16 was first issued in Vietnam in 1965 and was prone to jamming because of the gunpowder used in the bullets, the fact that no cleaning kits were issued at first, also the soldiers using them were told it was so "space age" that it didn't need to be cleaned. It was also the first assault rifle issued en-masse to use plastic/fiberglass parts.

Soldier 1: OH SHIT VC'S ALL AROUND US!
Soldier 2: HOLD THEM OFF!
Soldier 1: WITH WHAT?!
Soldier 2: USE YOUR M-16!
Soldier 1: OH FUCK, ITS JAMMED!!!

by Burkus December 16, 2008

AK-74u

A Carbine version of the AK-74made in Russia for tank and helicopter crews and special forces. Fires the same 5.45x39mm ammo, similar to the case with the M4 Carbine and the M-16

In one video made by Osama Bin Laden an AK-74u is visible in the background.

by Burkus December 28, 2008

Jesus Phone

The iphone by apple. A phone that makes you feel like Jesus. In fact Jesus probably has one himself.

Rick: HOLY SHIT I GOT A JESUS PHONE!!!

by Burkus December 19, 2008

Rule 34

If it exists, there is or will be porn of it... also responible for creating pedophiles

Ten year old:*(Google) Rule 34*
*enter*
Ten year old: OH MY GOD!!!

by Burkus March 14, 2009

Playstation 3

Supposedly the most advanced gameing system to date, overhyped, overpriced ($599 US), currently costs $399 USD but is still $100 more expencive than an Xbox 360. Has hardly any GOOD exclucive games. Also is the cheapest Blu-ray player out there and cooks a mean steak (Because it looks like a fucking George Forman grill!).
The worst selling console this generation.

Gamer 1: Dude, wanna play Resistance 2 on Playstation 3?
Gamer 2: No way, I'll stick with my Xbox 360...
Gamer 1: Microsoft fanboy!
Gamer 2: Graphics whore!
Gamer 1: 360 sucks!
Gamer 2: Have fun with your overpriced George Forman Grill!
Gamer 1: Fuck you!

by Burkus April 3, 2009