Burkus's definitions

Jesus Phone

The iphone by apple. A phone that makes you feel like Jesus. In fact Jesus probably has one himself.

Rick: HOLY SHIT I GOT A JESUS PHONE!!!

by Burkus December 19, 2008

Rule 34

If it exists, there is or will be porn of it... also responible for creating pedophiles

Ten year old:*(Google) Rule 34*
*enter*
Ten year old: OH MY GOD!!!

by Burkus March 14, 2009

Noob

A word used to describe a person who is new to playing the game

supa1337killakapakopp Teamkills xXphiregodXx
xXphiregodXx:WTF?
supa1337killakapakopp:sry
xXphiregodXx:noob

by Burkus March 8, 2009

AK-74u

A Carbine version of the AK-74made in Russia for tank and helicopter crews and special forces. Fires the same 5.45x39mm ammo, similar to the case with the M4 Carbine and the M-16

In one video made by Osama Bin Laden an AK-74u is visible in the background.

by Burkus December 28, 2008

Google

Noun:
Google is a very useful search engine, also an evil empire
Verb:
As a verb it is to "Google" something if you don't know where or what you are looking for is.

Noun
Jimmy: I need to find out about the west african bull frog.
Bryan: Use google

Verb
Jimmy: How do you spell Chihuahua?
Bryan: I dunno, Google it.

by Burkus April 3, 2009

AK-47

An assault rifle developed in Russia by Mikial Kalashnikov, fires 7.62x39mm ammunition and is the most widespread firearm of the 20th century. It is so simple my 10 year old brother could use it. Requires very little cleaning.

The AK-47 can be dragged through dirt, and without any sort of cleaning whatsoever can still fire.

by Burkus April 3, 2009

Zerg Rush

A tactic in video games (primarily the RTS genre) of sending weak, cheap units at an enemy base en-masse in order to achieve victory. This method is used best near the beginning of the match.

Originally started on the RTS game Starcraft due to the inexpensive Zergling unit being used in the manner described above.

Player: ZOMG Zerg Rush!!!

by Burkus May 18, 2009