Bruk's definitions

Hit the on a 12

Shortened version of the term "Hit the G-Spot on a 12-pound pussy", which is originally from Me, Myself, and Irene. Is used in slang to accentuate the greatness of an item or situation therein.

Man, some fast food would really hit the on a 12 right now!

by Bruk February 21, 2003

Chronnoisseur

An admirer and fancier of marijuana. Can pertain to actual plant, devices used, and/or sociologies related to.

Jack: "Spence, you are SUCH a Stoner!"
Spencer: "I prefer the term 'chronnoisseur', thank you."

by Bruk March 11, 2006

Fat Man Bite

When an individual is lazy or tired and takes a bite out of food. The person takes his or her piece of food (Pizza, for example), holds it above their head, tilts their neck back, flips the food the other way (So the back of their hand is facing their head), and loosely puts it downward into their mouth. This is usually accompanied by a moan of delight.

"Steve was so high last night! He had a twinkie and did the Fat Man Bite on it."

by Bruk August 5, 2008

Fapkins

The napkins you get with a bag of fast food. It's wasteful to throw the excess napkins away, so they are best put to use by catching underwear yogurt.

I got some Taco Bell last night and they gave me like 10 napkins. I only used one, so I thought "hey, I can use these other 9 to clean up jizz!" The fapkins proved useful, as I ran out of kleenex.

by Bruk September 29, 2008

Awp!

An exclamation of excitement. Usually used before a statement of grand discovery or reflection. (i.e. "Hell yeah!")

Also an abbreviation of a weapon from counter-strike.

Awp! I got me some motherfuckin' cheetos!

by Bruk May 6, 2008

Britski

To put one's face in between a girl's breasts, rubbing head back and forth between both breasts while saying "Britski". Sounds to others as "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-ritski!!!!!"

He gave that woman a Britski last night at the bar. It was hilarious.

by Bruk May 10, 2003

Let's Play

One or more people, usually from message boards, that record themselves playing video games through screenshots or captured video (Mostly the latter). This can be any game, from Doom to Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

The most popular of the Let's Play videos come from the extremely difficult Super Mario World hack titled "Super Kaizo World". Usually Let's Play videos consist of jokes (Good, bad, and/or corny), frustration, and bewilderment by the ones playing. Some also explain gameplay, easter eggs, and general trivia pertaining to the game being played.

Abbreviation: LP

"I want to see some Let's Play videos."

"Have you seen that dude's LP of Super Kaizo World? Shit was hilarious!"

by Bruk May 6, 2008