Bruk's definitions

Dook dook dook

The drinking equivalent of eating something (Om nom nom). Usually stated after consumption of beverage in a satisfactory manner, or used in a sentence describing great affection for a certain drink or liquid brand/preference.

"Man that orange soda sure hit the spot. Dook dook dook!"

by Bruk February 24, 2010

Dopey talk

Childish or unnecessary terminology or dialogue people use in conversations to sound cute or funny. Some find it fun and play along, others find it sometimes condescending, rude, or superfluous altogether.

The most common dopey talk is in grocery stores by customers that joke around about prices of items, discounts, etc. As in, an item doesn't scan so it automatically becomes free.

Example 1 of dopey talk

*You enter the room with taco bell only to be eaten by yourself*

Asshole: "HEY! YOU BROUGHT ME LUNCH! HAW HAW!"

You: "...."

Example 2

Clerk: "Is there anything else I can get you?"

Customer: "Yeah, how about the winning lottery numbers!?"

by Bruk March 5, 2010

Tug of one

Synonym for male masturbation. Play on words of "tug of war".

"That chick was so fine I thought of her while havin' a tug of one last night"

by Bruk May 1, 2009

Chronnoisseur

An admirer and fancier of marijuana. Can pertain to actual plant, devices used, and/or sociologies related to.

Jack: "Spence, you are SUCH a Stoner!"
Spencer: "I prefer the term 'chronnoisseur', thank you."

by Bruk March 11, 2006

Awp!

An exclamation of excitement. Usually used before a statement of grand discovery or reflection. (i.e. "Hell yeah!")

Also an abbreviation of a weapon from counter-strike.

Awp! I got me some motherfuckin' cheetos!

by Bruk May 6, 2008

Let's Play

One or more people, usually from message boards, that record themselves playing video games through screenshots or captured video (Mostly the latter). This can be any game, from Doom to Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

The most popular of the Let's Play videos come from the extremely difficult Super Mario World hack titled "Super Kaizo World". Usually Let's Play videos consist of jokes (Good, bad, and/or corny), frustration, and bewilderment by the ones playing. Some also explain gameplay, easter eggs, and general trivia pertaining to the game being played.

Abbreviation: LP

"I want to see some Let's Play videos."

"Have you seen that dude's LP of Super Kaizo World? Shit was hilarious!"

by Bruk May 6, 2008

Fat Man Bite

When an individual is lazy or tired and takes a bite out of food. The person takes his or her piece of food (Pizza, for example), holds it above their head, tilts their neck back, flips the food the other way (So the back of their hand is facing their head), and loosely puts it downward into their mouth. This is usually accompanied by a moan of delight.

"Steve was so high last night! He had a twinkie and did the Fat Man Bite on it."

by Bruk August 5, 2008