Brianna_Ashlee's definitions

Syncofuck

The act of two women having an orgasm at the exact same moment during a threesome.

The two women moaned loudly during their blissful syncofuck.

by Brianna_Ashlee July 24, 2009

Nerdy Cougar

A woman 40+ looking for a companion using Cyberspace.

The Nerdy Cougar logged onto her email to see if she had matches any matches from eHarmony.

by Brianna_Ashlee July 24, 2009

clustermuck

When the love of your life breaks up with you and the day after you bump into them on the street making out with another girl.

Jennifer experienced a clustermuck when she bumped into Brad making out with Emily in front of 7Eleven.

by Brianna_Ashlee July 25, 2009

Twitterberry

An App for Blackberry phones that allows you to access Twitter and update statuses from your phone.

Brianna_Ashlee "just had lunch." from Twitterberry.

by Brianna_Ashlee July 5, 2009

greenistically challenged

A disability that causes a person to misuse the color green in every way, mostly seen with hair or clothes.

Spectator 1: Dude, look at that lady over there.

Spectator 2: Geez, she's green all over! Are her lips green too?!

Spectator 1: She is so greenistically challenged.

by Brianna_Ashlee September 7, 2009

man-cry

When a man sits down and crys for a minimum of 5 minutes about something he doesn't want anyone else to know.

Bobby: Where were you at lunch yesterday?

Dave: Oh sorry. Don't tell anyone, but I had myself a man-cry about Jenny.

by Brianna_Ashlee September 18, 2009

weedify

To become hooked or a frequent user of weed or marijuana.

John: Richie is such a prude.

Tim: Yeah, we should weedify him, and get him to loosen up.

by Brianna_Ashlee September 19, 2009