Brasil: So, you're saying that God is the only way to eternal salvation?
HyunGyum: Yeah man, God is all loving and he will save you.
Brasil: Then, why does God make bad people go unpunished?
HyunGyum: hmm...
Brasil: Why doesn't God save the hungry children of the world? That doesn't sound like the "all-loving God" I have heard so much about.
HyunGyum: ...
Brasil: That's right! God doesn't do all of that because he doesn't exist!
Atheists: 1
Believers: 0
HyunGyum: Yeah man, God is all loving and he will save you.
Brasil: Then, why does God make bad people go unpunished?
HyunGyum: hmm...
Brasil: Why doesn't God save the hungry children of the world? That doesn't sound like the "all-loving God" I have heard so much about.
HyunGyum: ...
Brasil: That's right! God doesn't do all of that because he doesn't exist!
Atheists: 1
Believers: 0
by BrasilStyle May 06, 2009
Boy 1: Dude, you shouldn't run after having that big lunch.
Boy 2: Don't worry about me.
*After one lap in the track*
Boy 2: Oh man, I don't feel well. *throws up*
Boy 1: Eww! You just did a Fernando. Now stop puking on the track ramp!
Boy 2: Don't worry about me.
*After one lap in the track*
Boy 2: Oh man, I don't feel well. *throws up*
Boy 1: Eww! You just did a Fernando. Now stop puking on the track ramp!
by BrasilStyle February 10, 2009
A disease which makes the host tell constant bullshits.
If a person starts saying loads of bullshit, then that person has most likely gotten bullshitosis.
If a person starts saying loads of bullshit, then that person has most likely gotten bullshitosis.
Brasil: Hey, I think I'm in front of your house. I don't know which number it is exactly though. Open the door.
John: Naw. My dad is here. You have to go back.
Brasil: LIES! Hurry up and open the door.
John: Just knock on the door. Is the apartment #22.
Brasil: BS!! I know that it is 21. It seems that you have gotten bullshitosis. Damn, I told you to stay away from those shady hookers from that alley.
John:...
Brasil: NIGGER!
John: Naw. My dad is here. You have to go back.
Brasil: LIES! Hurry up and open the door.
John: Just knock on the door. Is the apartment #22.
Brasil: BS!! I know that it is 21. It seems that you have gotten bullshitosis. Damn, I told you to stay away from those shady hookers from that alley.
John:...
Brasil: NIGGER!
by BrasilStyle August 15, 2009
It wasn't invented by the white man as most people think.
Basketball originated in Africa, where blacks would play using coconuts or anything round that they could find or make.
They would also tie baskets to the top of trees and play like that.
The white man just wanted the credit for something he didn't invent, like always.
Basketball originated in Africa, where blacks would play using coconuts or anything round that they could find or make.
They would also tie baskets to the top of trees and play like that.
The white man just wanted the credit for something he didn't invent, like always.
Brasil: No wonder black people are so good at basketball. They have been playing it for ages.
HyunGyum: Man... I wish I was black, but I'm just a short asian kid. I wish I had your black genes John. :(
John: What the fuck...
HyunGyum: Man... I wish I was black, but I'm just a short asian kid. I wish I had your black genes John. :(
John: What the fuck...
by BrasilStyle July 29, 2009
Brasil: Dude, Brasil is like the nation of the Gods. If heaven existed on Earth, it would be located in Brasil.
John: Naw.
Brasil: Man, Brasil owns guam, corea, u.s., armenia, japan, israel, africa, and specially argentina. These places don't even deserve to have the first letter of their names capitalized.
Guam: *QQs like Un Brazo*
HyunGyum: *Same as guam*
ArmoHater: *Same as HyunGyum*
Woo: *Same as ArmoHater*
John: *Goes back to work at my diamond mine*
John: Naw.
Brasil: Man, Brasil owns guam, corea, u.s., armenia, japan, israel, africa, and specially argentina. These places don't even deserve to have the first letter of their names capitalized.
Guam: *QQs like Un Brazo*
HyunGyum: *Same as guam*
ArmoHater: *Same as HyunGyum*
Woo: *Same as ArmoHater*
John: *Goes back to work at my diamond mine*
by BrasilStyle May 12, 2009
v. to have a cramp, as in, a painful contraction of the muscle.
Often used to make fun of a person named John, who has lots of cramps.
Often used to make fun of a person named John, who has lots of cramps.
Running boy 1: Oh, Dude! I'm getting a cramp!
Running boy 2: You mean, you're getting a John.
Running boy 1: Yeah! This John hurts like a bitch!
John: Fuck you!
Running boy 2: You mean, you're getting a John.
Running boy 1: Yeah! This John hurts like a bitch!
John: Fuck you!
by BrasilStyle January 28, 2009
The notorious muzzle shaped like a "W"
It is impossible and pointless to fight it because the muzzle will never stop coming back, so it is much easier to submit and accept that God will not save you because he does not exist.
Those who enter the realm of Weaver can be easily spotted due to the Weaver Muzzle that they wear.
It is impossible and pointless to fight it because the muzzle will never stop coming back, so it is much easier to submit and accept that God will not save you because he does not exist.
Those who enter the realm of Weaver can be easily spotted due to the Weaver Muzzle that they wear.
Brasil: Hey Jason, I heard cool guys wear muzzles.
Jason: Naw man, I'm fighting the muzzle.
Dustywabbit: You can't fight it Jason. Just submit.
Jason: No! I will never submit!
Weaver: Jason? Did I give you permission to take off the Weaver Muzzle?
Jason: *puts muzzle on* Mmh mmmh mmh mmmmmh. (I'm sorry Ms. Weaver)
Brasil: So it's true. Cool guys do wear muzzles.
Jason: Mmmh mmh mmmh. (Fuck you man)
Jason: Naw man, I'm fighting the muzzle.
Dustywabbit: You can't fight it Jason. Just submit.
Jason: No! I will never submit!
Weaver: Jason? Did I give you permission to take off the Weaver Muzzle?
Jason: *puts muzzle on* Mmh mmmh mmh mmmmmh. (I'm sorry Ms. Weaver)
Brasil: So it's true. Cool guys do wear muzzles.
Jason: Mmmh mmh mmmh. (Fuck you man)
by BrasilStyle May 19, 2010