13 definitions by Brandaminator

Estrogenic

Womanly, any phrase or word when said that could cause others to question one's manhood.

Guy 1: "Dude all I want to just sit back and watch Grey's Anatomy"
Guy 2: "That was rather Estrogenic!"

by Brandaminator April 2, 2010

texas-handstand

A fake sex position that you tell your buddies you did with a chick so they think you're the man.

Tom: "Hey dude I would totally give that chick the texas-handstand!"

by Brandaminator October 5, 2006

flapper jack

The act of jumping up and down and making your ball sack slap against yourself.

"I remeber in like 6th grade Wilcox did a flapper jack!"

by Brandaminator January 30, 2007

Fortissamo

The act of running full sprint naked. Next tuck your nut-sack into your ass-crack and jump up doing a toe touch. Then proceed to land on your ass onto a plunger.

"Nick, I saw Olar giving himself the Fortissamo in the bathroom after class!"

by Brandaminator October 9, 2006

ultimate warrior

One of the most popular wrestlers of the late 80's and early 90's. The posterboy for a wrestler who is all show and no talent. His wrestling ability consist of him running mad-sprint to the ring(usually tiring himself out before the match) then proceeding to shake the ropes as hard as he can. Once the match actually started his greeness was very apparent. The man couldn't even perform his trademark move correctly and actually hurt other wrestlers in doing so. The reason why the Warrior was so popular was plain and simple...he looked cool. Complete with a cut muscular body he also had huge feathered hair which would have made Bon Jovi jealous. He had a streamers flailing from his arms and bright colored facepaint. The Warrior has been noted as a strange man, yes his name is legally The Warrior. To say the least the Ultimate Warrior is or was the worst Heavyweight Champion ever!

Ha, Ultimate Warrior fucked up another move!

by Brandaminator October 10, 2006

Tooshie

The correct way to spell "Tushy".

Nicole: tushy
Brandon: don't you mean tooshie?

by Brandaminator July 21, 2008

Like Reading Braille

When a chick's tits are so small feeling her chest is like attempting to read braille.

"Man her tits are so small, I may have to learn to read braille before I nail her!"

(Thus feeling her up is like reading braille)

by Brandaminator October 2, 2006