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A Sloppy Dallas is a sexual act between a man and a woman where a woman sucks his manhood with a mouthful of dip, making the penis look like it was covered in lawn clippings.
She packed a fat lip and used my dick as the spit bottle. I think that’s called a Sloppy Dallas.
by BowlovNoodles October 15, 2020
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A Brandon is one of the coolest people alive! He always loves talking about his hobbies and things he likes to do, and then he wants to share them with you. He will protect people out of the kindness of his heart! If you know a Brandon, make sure to make him feel appreciated.
"Whatcha doin?"
"Playing Pokemon with Brandon."
"Sounds Fun!"
by BowlovNoodles December 31, 2016
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Morgan is the girl of your DREAMS! The one that is absolutely gorgeous! The one that can make you smile on your worst day! Someone you want to be around forever. If your dating a Morgan, your damn lucky! If you ARE a Morgan, then just take a second to realize how great you are, and how much the people around you appreciate you.
You:"Holy Shit is That Morgan? She is WAY hotter then everyone says she is"
Morgan: "Who are you talkin bout"
You: Ummmm.... No one, hey are you available this afternoon?"
by BowlovNoodles December 31, 2016
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