11 definitions by Bottom Ford, Esq
by Bottom Ford, Esq November 7, 2010
by Bottom Ford, Esq December 28, 2011
by Bottom Ford, Esq April 20, 2012
A state of burn-out suffered by the partners of David Byrne fans who think he’s funny for a couple of years but then only tolerate him out of love.
by Bottom Ford, Esq June 27, 2011
The social offense of wasting people’s time by blathering on for a whole paragraph when a short sentence would suffice.
“All I wanted to know was whether Bottom is still smoking. He wrote back a whole paragaffe about why it’s none of my business and smoking is not a problem for him.”
by Bottom Ford, Esq April 25, 2011
Something you can say after expelling some noisome bodily gas, fluid or solid in the presence of others.
by Bottom Ford, Esq December 25, 2010
1. A short hair style, with the hair combed forward (in some cases to disguise a receding hairline), effecting a resemblance to various busts or portraits of Caesar.
2. A surgical procedure that removes some of the baby’s hair during birth.
2. A surgical procedure that removes some of the baby’s hair during birth.
“Look! A caesarean haircut!”
“I did it myself with barber clippers.”
“That newborn looks unreasonably stylish.”
“He got a caesarean haircut.”
“I did it myself with barber clippers.”
“That newborn looks unreasonably stylish.”
“He got a caesarean haircut.”
by Bottom Ford, Esq December 30, 2011