29 definitions by Bonny lad
verb. To become suddenly taken away from whatever you are doing by the vast need to deposit a particularly tempestuous turd which gives no warning of its presence whatsoever until the very last minute.
Sexy new secretary: "So, do you want to grab a bite to eat?"
You: (face going purple) "Sorry love, I've got to send an urgent fax."
You: (face going purple) "Sorry love, I've got to send an urgent fax."
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
by Bonny lad November 17, 2004
A small suburn of the North East of England, the 'howdon claw' refers to a fringe on a female which looks like it has been shaped around a coke can, such is its pronounced cylindrical-ness. You can see young charvers sporting the Howdon Claw.
"Ah's gannin oot doon the keyside the neet... The bords ye find doon there are geet classy an that, none o yer howdon claw shite man."
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
With reference to the handgun definitions, chrome can be used to express satisfaction or approval about pretty much anything.
"Michael, have you seen my new fresh orange sqeeuzer?"
"Shit bitch, that is CHROME!"
"No, it's stainless steel. It matches the blender..." (etc)
"Shit bitch, that is CHROME!"
"No, it's stainless steel. It matches the blender..." (etc)
by Bonny lad November 14, 2004
by Bonny lad November 30, 2004
The small folded opening which is found in men's Y-fronts which enables the wearer to urinate without pulling down his underwear.
"Sorry about that vicar. I believe the explosion was caused by your candle igniting a small pocket of fart which had become temporarily trapped in the piss hatch of my trollies..."(etc)
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004