7 definitions by Bobsyeruncle
Computer Slang. From the Jargon file:
Sometimes uttered in response to egregious misbehavior, esp. in software, and esp. of misbehaviors which seem unfairly persistent (as though designed in by the imp of the perverse). Often theatrically elaborated: "Aiighhh! Fuck me with a piledriver and 16 feet of curare-tipped wrought-iron fence *and no lubricants*!" The phrase is sometimes heard abbreviated `FMH' in polite company.
Sometimes uttered in response to egregious misbehavior, esp. in software, and esp. of misbehaviors which seem unfairly persistent (as though designed in by the imp of the perverse). Often theatrically elaborated: "Aiighhh! Fuck me with a piledriver and 16 feet of curare-tipped wrought-iron fence *and no lubricants*!" The phrase is sometimes heard abbreviated `FMH' in polite company.
I got yet another BSOD cleaning up all the !@#$-ing spyware on my computer.
"Argh! Fuck me harder!"
(sarcasm)
"Argh! Fuck me harder!"
(sarcasm)
by Bobsyeruncle February 3, 2005
A naked business woman marches into the gynecologist's exam room, jumps on the table and places her feet in the stirrups. Her tight, bald yoni twitches with impatience.
"Ms...?" asks the doctor, still fumbling with her file.
"Spare me the chit-chat, Doc!" hisses the lady, tapping her watch. "Gimme a pappy and make it snappy!"
"Ms...?" asks the doctor, still fumbling with her file.
"Spare me the chit-chat, Doc!" hisses the lady, tapping her watch. "Gimme a pappy and make it snappy!"
by Bobsyeruncle September 9, 2009
by Bobsyeruncle May 18, 2013
A woman who's so skanky, you drive her out, have your way with her and leave her lying in a ditch because she's not worth driving back home.
by Bobsyeruncle January 27, 2008
by Bobsyeruncle February 11, 2008
A hulking woman with a dyed-blonde crew cut walks into a gynecologists office, jumps on the examining table and puts her feet in the stirrups. Her large, hairy hoohoo growls at the doc.
"What'll it be, Miss?", asks the doctor.
"Give me a papper with the works!" says the bull dyke.
"What'll it be, Miss?", asks the doctor.
"Give me a papper with the works!" says the bull dyke.
by Bobsyeruncle September 4, 2009
by Bobsyeruncle February 3, 2005