9 definitions by Blitz-Matt
R.I.P., Madchester.
by Blitz-Matt February 2, 2004
A resident of Great Britain. Those living in England, N Ireland, Scotland and Wales. The greatest nation in the world.
"I don't care who wins the World Cup, as long as it's a British team."
"I say, old bean, can I buy you a pint?"
"I say, old bean, can I buy you a pint?"
by Blitz-Matt February 2, 2004
Hans: Oh shit the RAF are comin'!
Jurgen: Oh well. It's 'pull your trousers down' time boys. We're about to get royally raped.
Jurgen: Oh well. It's 'pull your trousers down' time boys. We're about to get royally raped.
by Blitz-Matt February 2, 2004
One of the greatest TV programmes of all time.
Newer episode's humour levels are on a par with 'Will and Grace' and funerals.
Newer episode's humour levels are on a par with 'Will and Grace' and funerals.
by Blitz-Matt February 2, 2004
A small group of islands north of Europe from which the modern world was born, without which America would be called 'The United States of Spain.'
Don't bother arguing to the contrary, 'cause you know Britain has more soul.
Don't bother arguing to the contrary, 'cause you know Britain has more soul.
Alan: How can such a small island do so much for the modern world?
Geoff: It's 'cos they're British!
Alan: roflmao!!!!!111 oh yea!
Geoff: It's 'cos they're British!
Alan: roflmao!!!!!111 oh yea!
by Blitz-Matt February 2, 2004
When these chaps grow up, one day they'll look back and wonder what was going through their minds as they wore rubber masks onstage.
"I say, i'm indubitably bamboolzled as to why I was such an angry and talentless fellow. I feel quite the fool. An April fool, as it were."
by Blitz-Matt February 2, 2004