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WET

My brother, Joel is WET. He's like the biggest dick I know.
by Blenderhead1991 June 9, 2011
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leather doughnut

(n.) the exterior portion of one's anus; the rectum; an asshole.
Ned: Good God, the toilet paper in the staff restroom is coarse--like 5-grit sandpaper!

Phil: Tell me about it. I have calluses on my leather doughnut!
by Blenderhead1991 May 6, 2009
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dip the doggie

To engage in normal vaginal intercourse. To insert one's penis into a woman's vagina.
Hey, gorgeous. Do you want to come back to Al's place and play dip the doggie?
by Blenderhead1991 September 7, 2010
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pounding the porpoise

To jerk off. To masturbate. To stroke one's own cock (usually with much vigor).
Damn, my cock is sore! Since Sara shot me down, I've been pounding the porpoise to an old Hustler. I really need to get me some for-real nookie!
by Blenderhead1991 September 7, 2010
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maggot baby

(n.) The horribly mutated offspring of your alcoholic ex-girlfriend when she gets knocked up by the loser she picks up at the bar to make you jealous.
Earl: Hey, Ron! Have you seen Jennifer's baby?

Ron: Fuck that dirty slut and her maggot baby!
by Blenderhead1991 September 5, 2010
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Ruthless and Toothless

1.) A condition known to occur in foul-tempered folks who have poor oral hygiene. usually female. Despite their toothless state, they still are no good at oral sex.

2.) A person who suffers from this malady.
1.) Have you seen that mean bitch, Jennifer? Not only does she have B.O. and a bush up to her bellybutton, but she's ruthless and toothless.

2.) Ruthless and Toothless got suspended from work again. I guess she showed up drunk. You'd think a pregnant woman would have more respect for her fetus.
by Blenderhead1991 September 11, 2010
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green hole

1.) (n.) an unwashed or otherwise smelly vaginal orifice. Referred to as such for the unsubstantiated belief that such vaginas emit a visible green cloud of noxious, toxic stench.

2.) (n.) Term used to describe a woman in possession of a vagina that suffers from the aforementioned malady.
1.) Can you believe it, Juan? I mean who knew Miss Krupitzer had a green hole? I swear to Christ, I went down on that thing and damn near gagged.

2.) After Doug sampled every girl on the cheerleading squad, he confirmed that Nicole and Heather were to be avoided; they're green holes. He's still swilling Listerine a week later.
by Blenderhead1991 September 7, 2010
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