Bleh's definitions

Zidy

Is a fucking awesome poster. You should fuck him and give him deepthroat oral sex all day. ladies only please

Zidy is fucking sexy and loves to be a lesbian with KuDoSe

by bleh April 6, 2004

parking Nazi

The ubiquitous parking ticket-givers whose sole purpose in life is seemingly to frustrate and punish people who have no other available place to park; commonly found on college campuses

What do you mean the parking Nazi ticketed me? I was only parked here for five minutes!

by Bleh November 23, 2002

spook spotting

when someone is tweeked out and seeing hallucinations.

Robyn was spook spotting last night, sayin' there were helicopters outside her window when there wasn't anything there!!!

by BLeH April 12, 2003

dildohead

An interolably obnoxious ignoramus with no shame about the situation

That dildohead absolutely disgusts me.

by Bleh November 23, 2002

shanghainese

The language natively spoken in Shanghai, China. Unintelligable from the official language, Mandarin Chinese. The ability to speak Shanghainese with flare makes one a true urbanite in this metropolis. The native Shanghainese generally have a lower opinion of other Chinese those who don't speak the language.

"Ni jian shang hai hua ma?" in Mandarin is "Nong gahng zahng heh wu va?" in Shanghainese.

by bleh July 6, 2004

rump ranger

One who quests for rump

That damn rump ranger is at it again.

by Bleh November 23, 2002

Gun Kata

a militant combat style that teaches efficiency in the use of gun tactics.

Developed through analysis of thousands of recorded gun fights, it was determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element.

The Gun Kata treats the gun as a total weapon. Each new position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents, while keeping the defendant clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire.

by bLeH September 4, 2003