Bleh's definitions

perch

to squat

your ass perched on my shitter

by bleh January 11, 2004

coldrank

A refreshing carbonated beverage; also known as a soft drink, cola, pop, or Coke

Son, hand me a coldrank!

by Bleh November 23, 2002

shanghainese

The language natively spoken in Shanghai, China. Unintelligable from the official language, Mandarin Chinese. The ability to speak Shanghainese with flare makes one a true urbanite in this metropolis. The native Shanghainese generally have a lower opinion of other Chinese those who don't speak the language.

"Ni jian shang hai hua ma?" in Mandarin is "Nong gahng zahng heh wu va?" in Shanghainese.

by bleh July 6, 2004

dildohead

An interolably obnoxious ignoramus with no shame about the situation

That dildohead absolutely disgusts me.

by Bleh November 23, 2002

grammar Nazi

Someone who is addicted to correct usage of the English language; often a synonym for copy editors

The grammar Nazi tore this paper apart.

by Bleh November 23, 2002

yo

How retards greet eachother.

Retard: Yo, sup niggaz11!
Retard2: Yo, i b smokin dem drugz

by bleh June 11, 2005

Shizen

It's a drink

It was made from a lot of random stoof and tasted good. Unless with milk...

It was thrown at cannon for no particular reason... well there was thought to have been a reason, but it was later established that it was without reason

"Dude make me a Shizen"
"Sure thing, Bitchman"

-Cannon sits there silently-
"WHAT??!!" *Charelle throws drink at him*

"Dude, what happened to this Shizen??"
"Shit, I put milk in it, shouldn't have done that! Is it crap?"
"Oh yes, it's crap."

by Bleh November 5, 2004