6 definitions by Blantern
A penis which is naturally anxious or overly excited, so much so that it's baseline is to "jump" or "twitch"
by Blantern September 28, 2020
A penis that is hopeful and/or excited about obtaining ejaculatory means by way of something other than masturbatory measures.
Honey, we've got an optomisdick to please tonight after you get home from work.
I've got an optomisdick feeling about my date tonight.
I've got an optomisdick feeling about my date tonight.
by Blantern August 1, 2018
The quote by Teddy Roosevelt, "Comparison is the thief of joy", is akin to today's acronymistic society's "FOMO" (Fear Of Missing Out).
by Blantern August 18, 2020
Phrase:
Given enough time, the answer(s) will arise.
Time always tells.
Everything happens for a reason.
The universe tends to unfold as it should.
Given enough time, the answer(s) will arise.
Time always tells.
Everything happens for a reason.
The universe tends to unfold as it should.
Do you think I'll be able to do that one day Dad? I'm certain that if you keep trying you will. Time is a taddle-tale son, it'll tell us when it chooses.
by Blantern August 1, 2018
(Stereotype: Based on racially driven (and scientifically proven) idea that Asian men have, on average, the smallest ethnic penises.)
Noun: A white person with an abnormally small penis.
Adjective: An abnormally small penis
Noun: A white person with an abnormally small penis.
Adjective: An abnormally small penis
by Blantern January 19, 2021
(place) Brothel, gathering of prostitutes, or a country known for having promiscuous women.
(Plant) Type of plant that either grows too much or too little annoying the grower, a plant that looks like a cunt (venus flytrap).
(Part of body) engorged clitoris that stands semi-errect resembling a "tree stump", (aka "Cunt-Treestump"). The hair beginning at the vaginal/perineal area and ending at the bellybutton.
(Plant) Type of plant that either grows too much or too little annoying the grower, a plant that looks like a cunt (venus flytrap).
(Part of body) engorged clitoris that stands semi-errect resembling a "tree stump", (aka "Cunt-Treestump"). The hair beginning at the vaginal/perineal area and ending at the bellybutton.
After the bar we should head to the Cunt-Tree Inn to get laid.
Man the chick in that bikini has a hell of a cunt-tree, I'd like to rumble in that jungle!
I got my girl so horny that her cunt-tree looked like it turned into a tiny dick and wanted to fuck ME!?
Man the chick in that bikini has a hell of a cunt-tree, I'd like to rumble in that jungle!
I got my girl so horny that her cunt-tree looked like it turned into a tiny dick and wanted to fuck ME!?
by Blantern January 12, 2021