9 definitions by Black Jesus

college tea

Extreme diarhea, usually caused by heavy drinking. Also known as the liquor shits. Diarhea is classified as such when stool is mostly liquid.

Oh shit, my asshole is on fire. That god damn bottle of Jager made me brew college tea.

by Black Jesus August 25, 2003

To assault a person utilizing a cellular phone as a weapon. Similar to a pistol whip.

In order to avoid assault, I cell phone whipped him, into unconciousness.

Ho! You know I'll cell phone whip a bitch!

by Black Jesus July 7, 2005

A female who has done something undesireable.

You guacamole twat bitch, I cannot belive you gave him a hot carl before we kissed.

by Black Jesus May 2, 2003

Sometimes, you've got to cut a bitch in that head.

by Black Jesus July 7, 2005

by Black Jesus May 2, 2003

A defintion of a beautiful people who has many skills and can do anything. But at most time is spontaneous and ridiculous.

you are so shaneese!

by Black Jesus February 14, 2012

Name given to male who possesses cunt like qualities

I can't believe you won't come out, you are such a man cunt.

by Black Jesus May 2, 2003