Black Jesus's definitions

man cunt

Name given to male who possesses cunt like qualities

I can't believe you won't come out, you are such a man cunt.

by black jesus May 1, 2003

cell phone whip

To assault a person utilizing a cellular phone as a weapon. Similar to a pistol whip.

In order to avoid assault, I cell phone whipped him, into unconciousness.

Ho! You know I'll cell phone whip a bitch!

by black jesus July 23, 2005

schlong monger

significant other; controller of teh penis

Schlong monger, where's my beer?

by black jesus May 1, 2003

cut a bitch

To strike a woman in the face with the hand.

Sometimes, you've got to cut a bitch in that head.

by black jesus July 23, 2005

bungie shot

A shot of liquor that is likely to come back up.

No jameson, thats a bungie shot, I'll have something fruity.

by black jesus August 16, 2004

guacamole twat

A female who has done something undesireable.

You guacamole twat bitch, I cannot belive you gave him a hot carl before we kissed.

by black jesus May 2, 2003

shaneese

A defintion of a beautiful people who has many skills and can do anything. But at most time is spontaneous and ridiculous.

you are so shaneese!

by Black jesus April 5, 2012