Definitions by Black Jesus

shaneese 

A defintion of a beautiful people who has many skills and can do anything. But at most time is spontaneous and ridiculous.

you are so shaneese!

shaneese by Black jesus April 5, 2012

cell phone whip

To assault a person utilizing a cellular phone as a weapon. Similar to a pistol whip.

In order to avoid assault, I cell phone whipped him, into unconciousness.

Ho! You know I'll cell phone whip a bitch!

cell phone whip by black jesus July 23, 2005

cut a bitch 

To strike a woman in the face with the hand.

Sometimes, you've got to cut a bitch in that head.

cut a bitch by black jesus July 23, 2005

virgin mary 

My mother. No, she wasn't white either, plus she was all wrinkly and shit by the time I was 30. Stupid Renaissance painters, always making her look like a teenager...for My Dad's sake, she was like 48 at the time. You were lucky to live to My age in the early A.D. years. Take a look at the paintings of Caravaggio for a more accurate depiction, minus the fact that he painted us all white.

There is more about the Virgin Mary in the Qu'ran than there is in the Bible itself.

virgin mary by Black Jesus March 28, 2005

bungie shot 

A shot of liquor that is likely to come back up.

No jameson, thats a bungie shot, I'll have something fruity.

bungie shot by black jesus August 16, 2004

college tea 

Extreme diarhea, usually caused by heavy drinking. Also known as the liquor shits. Diarhea is classified as such when stool is mostly liquid.

Oh shit, my asshole is on fire. That god damn bottle of Jager made me brew college tea.

college tea by black jesus August 24, 2003

guacamole twat 

A female who has done something undesireable.

You guacamole twat bitch, I cannot belive you gave him a hot carl before we kissed.

guacamole twat by black jesus May 2, 2003