Bigfreedog's definitions

Not from here

The point at which a person is so staggeringly clueless that they’re essentially no longer here.

Adv

1. “Eugene seriously told me he’s not even interested in a job because within 5 years global warming will have killed most of us and turned the rest into cannibal zombies.”

2. “Yeah I heard that too. Eugene’s not from here anymore.”

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

OMGD

Like obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD) but characterized by an inability to stop saying “Oh My God” all the time.

1. I told Ashley I was going to get a glass of water and she actually said “Oh My God.”

2. Be kind, the poor girl suffers from OMGD

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Awesometism

The state of living in your own private world where everybody and everything is “awesome.”

Noun

A portmanteau of “awesome” and “autism.”

I personally counted, in just 60 seconds Lisa used the word awesome 14 times. The poor girl must have awesometism

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Profasia

Having lost the capacity to speak without the constant use of profanity. From “aphasia,” the loss of certain language facilities, usually after a stroke or brain injury.

Noun

1. Man that dude dropped six F bombs in a single sentence! 2. Yep, the worst profasia I’ve ever seen.

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Breathtakingly stupid

The experience you get when you interact with someone so mind bogglingly stupid that while in their presence you actually find it hard to breath.

Like breathtakingly beautiful…only stupid.

Adv

“Eric’s so breathtakingly stupid I had to get away from him before I passed out.”

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Psychotransmitter

Someone who transmits craziness and insanity wherever they go.

Noun

A portmanteau of psycho and transmitter.

1. Unbelievable! We were all having a great time but then Kevin got here and within 10 minutes everybody was pissed off and screaming. 2. The guy’s a fucking psychotransmitter.

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Self-esteem gap

The gap between the self-esteem a person has and what they ought to have.

Noun

“Shawn’s never received a grade higher than C- in his life but last night he told us he’s applying to medical schools. That poor bastard’s got a serious self-esteem gap.”

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011