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Not from here

The point at which a person is so staggeringly clueless that they’re essentially no longer here.

Adv
1. “Eugene seriously told me he’s not even interested in a job because within 5 years global warming will have killed most of us and turned the rest into cannibal zombies.”

2. “Yeah I heard that too. Eugene’s not from here anymore.”
by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011
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No canoe

Someone who never leaves a tip. (Because canoes have been known to tip.)

Noun
Hey everybody, cough up an extra dollar for the waitress…Jim’s no canoe.
by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011
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OMGD

Like obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD) but characterized by an inability to stop saying “Oh My Godall the time.
1. I told Ashley I was going to get a glass of water and she actually said “Oh My God.”

2. Be kind, the poor girl suffers from OMGD
by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011
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Awesometism

The state of living in your own private world where everybody and everything is “awesome.”

Noun

A portmanteau of “awesome” and “autism.”
I personally counted, in just 60 seconds Lisa used the word awesome 14 times. The poor girl must have awesometism
by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011
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Bad Wronger

A person who’s terrible at being wrong.

A variation of bad loser.

Noun
1. Wow, I told Brad that Kennedy was assassinated in 1963, not 1965, and the douche went on for 10 minutes trying to debate the matter. 2. Yeah Brad’s a well known Bad Wronger.
by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011
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Psychotransmitter

Someone who transmits craziness and insanity wherever they go.

Noun

A portmanteau of psycho and transmitter.
1. Unbelievable! We were all having a great time but then Kevin got here and within 10 minutes everybody was pissed off and screaming. 2. The guy’s a fucking psychotransmitter.
by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011
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Breathtakingly stupid

The experience you get when you interact with someone so mind bogglingly stupid that while in their presence you actually find it hard to breath.

Like breathtakingly beautiful…only stupid.

Adv
“Eric’s so breathtakingly stupid I had to get away from him before I passed out.”
by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011
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