Definitions by Bigfreedog

Psychotransmitter 

Someone who transmits craziness and insanity wherever they go.

Noun

A portmanteau of psycho and transmitter.

1. Unbelievable! We were all having a great time but then Kevin got here and within 10 minutes everybody was pissed off and screaming. 2. The guy’s a fucking psychotransmitter.

Psychotransmitter by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Breathtakingly stupid

The experience you get when you interact with someone so mind bogglingly stupid that while in their presence you actually find it hard to breath.

Like breathtakingly beautiful…only stupid.

Adv

“Eric’s so breathtakingly stupid I had to get away from him before I passed out.”

Breathtakingly stupid by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

No canoe 

Someone who never leaves a tip. (Because canoes have been known to tip.)

Noun

Hey everybody, cough up an extra dollar for the waitress…Jim’s no canoe.

No canoe by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Bad Wronger 

A person who’s terrible at being wrong.

A variation of bad loser.

Noun

1. Wow, I told Brad that Kennedy was assassinated in 1963, not 1965, and the douche went on for 10 minutes trying to debate the matter. 2. Yeah Brad’s a well known Bad Wronger.

Bad Wronger by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Self-deluded indignation 

Becoming appalled and deeply indignant even though completely in the wrong.

Verb

A delusion is a false belief strongly held in spite of invalidating evidence. Self-deluded indignation goes one step further by demonstrating actual indignation towards the person with the correct, sane and rational position.

1. “I told the nurse she’d given me the wrong lab results and she went off on me explaining how she was the trained medical professional and that I was just an untrained layman. The problem with that of course is that she had actually given me the wrong fucking lab results!”

2. “Self-deluded indignation.”

Self-deluded indignation by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Profasia 

Having lost the capacity to speak without the constant use of profanity. From “aphasia,” the loss of certain language facilities, usually after a stroke or brain injury.

Noun

1. Man that dude dropped six F bombs in a single sentence! 2. Yep, the worst profasia I’ve ever seen.

Profasia by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Self-esteem gap 

The gap between the self-esteem a person has and what they ought to have.

Noun

“Shawn’s never received a grade higher than C- in his life but last night he told us he’s applying to medical schools. That poor bastard’s got a serious self-esteem gap.”

Self-esteem gap by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011