17 definitions by BigEvil13

Angry Snapper

When a person goes down to perform oral sex on a person and instead forcefully bites the clitoris/penis like a snapping turtle.

Brent sent Kelvin to the hospital last night after giving him an Angry Snapper. The damage is severe.

by BigEvil13 March 26, 2015

Chocolate Turnover

The act of shitting in someones anus.

I'm going to give you a chocolate turnover tonight.

by BigEvil13 December 6, 2010

Taffy Pull

A man gets his penis pulled with moderate too severe force.

Vince, get your ass over here and give me another taffy pull.

by BigEvil13 March 9, 2015

Scrappy Doo

When a person runs up and violently sprays an unsuspecting person with diarrhea, then yells "Puppy Power!" and slaps them in the face.

I just ate a bunch ov laxatives and I'm going too give that jackass over there a Scrappy Doo.

by BigEvil13 March 14, 2015

Fallabama Waffle

A sex act similar to the Boston Pancake, a man takes a shit on his lovers chest and smashes it down with his ass cheeks, he then takes his penis and mushroom stamps the shit paddy, thus creating the look of a waffle. He then jizzs on the shit waffle to simulate syrup.

Note: To simulate strawberry syrup use one of the three methods below.

1. Screw a women while shes on her period and flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

2. Screw the person in the asshole until they bleed then flick the blood off of the penis onto the shit waffle.

3. Slit your own penis with a knife and pour the blood onto the shit waffle.

How would you like a Fallabama Waffle?

by BigEvil13 December 8, 2010

Chocolate Churn

When a person dose a handstand and begins too take a shit, the person's partner then shoves their fist into the person's rectum and begins too vigorously fist the person's asshole. Thus simulating the motion ov a butter churn.

Jace just gave me a chocolate churn. I wont be able too walk or shit for a week now.

by BigEvil13 March 7, 2015

Blump-truck

Similar to the classic known as the blumpkin. A man is in the 69 position while taking a dump. Then the person not taking a dump shits in the other person's mouth while saying "Beep Beep Beep"

How would like like a Blump-truck?

by BigEvil13 January 29, 2011