2 definitions by BenJammin484

Choke the Chicken

means to jerk off, wack the weisel, beat your meat, free the whales, or jack your johnson for example.

I walked in only to find Jim chokin the chicken in his room. Damnit Jim, why do you always have to choke the chicken.

by BenJammin484 February 26, 2007

slobberpuss

a sloppy, unmaintained vagina, often containing camel toe, excessive pubic hair, roast beef curtains or rendering a low-tide like stench.

Karens slobberpuss was so hairy, it flossed my teeth when I went down on her.

by BenJammin484 February 27, 2007