Definitions by Beisner
rumble pack
The act of doing a girl (or guy if thats what your into) either in the butt or simply from behind. During the act, the perpetrator takes their fists and starts pouding them on the recipiants rear: Donkey Kong style fist slams.
After their steamy Nintendo session Jerome threw Cat to the ground and rumble packed the shit out of her.
rumble pack by Beisner August 13, 2005
Oompa-Joo
I was parkin my car and I hit a freakin Oompa-Joo. Now I have blood on my grill and an arrest for a hate crime.
vienna sausage
Kilberg was going around telling everyone that his boyfriend had a real vienna sausage. Turns out the fag was lying though...just a chode
vienna sausage by Beisner April 12, 2005
In the Holster
The act of sleeping with one's penis safely rested in their partners buttcrack for easy and quick access in the morning. Buttsex for the working man.
Jack nessled his dude in the walls of Mike's ass. When Mike asked what that damp, slimy feeling on his behind was; Jack replied "Just placin it in the holster babe"
In the Holster by Beisner March 29, 2005
Clockwork Orange
The act of tying a subject down to a chair, fixating their eyes open, and forcing them to watch disturbing images.
Anthony's dad gave him a good Clockwork Orange when he made him watch the gay Nazi
foot fetish video.
foot fetish video.
Clockwork Orange by Beisner March 29, 2005
Klaus Nomi
Ultimate wierdo, a German pop-opera singer from the 70s. Rumored to have sexual relations with David Bowie, and is one of the first gay guys to die from AIDS. To be called a Klaus Nomi is to be labeled as a fuckin wierdo
Klaus Nomi by Beisner March 29, 2005