antiquing

the pursuit of the elderly to satisfy your sexual needs

Jim spends at least one day a week volunteering at the local senior center and to get a little antiquing in.

by Beelzebubba September 09, 2016

full carrot

when a dog is aroused to the point that there is more wiener showin than fur

Whatever you did to Max when you were petting him has made him go full carrot.

by Beelzebubba July 23, 2016

vaping asshole

arrogant pricks who walk around smoking electronic cigarettes

Those vaping assholes are getting on my nerves.

by Beelzebubba April 07, 2015

stingers

Hits from a bong. Rarely used in the singular form.

Matt, it's the stingers that keep me going, dude.

by beelzebubba May 22, 2005

reaching for corn

when someone is sticking their tongue far up your ass as possible

Stephen had his tongue so far up my ass, he must have been reaching for corn.

by Beelzebubba June 16, 2016

tickling the baby

When you perform oral sex on a pregnant woman

I like it when they're pregnant. It's almost like I am tickling the baby.

by Beelzebubba April 15, 2015