Go Robot

When you have to shit so bad that you suddenly move like a robot so you can walk stiffly and keep your ass cheeks together.

After I ate that bad tuna, my stomach blew a gasket causing me to have to go robot so I could make it across the room without shitting myself.

by Beelzebubba May 16, 2015

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KY Jammy

A situation where lubricant is needed but you don't have any on hand

Steven knew was in a KY Jammy because there was no way he was gonna be able to stick it up that that dude's butt without some KY jelly.

by Beelzebubba June 11, 2016

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Bladeless turbine used for creating power via wind.

I ain't had to pay an electric bill since I put that skybrator in my yard.

by Beelzebubba March 16, 2021

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a roach who has made a nest and laid eggs in the pubic region of a man

Stephen can't get a girlfriend anymore since he's got cockroaches.

by Beelzebubba June 16, 2016

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Erection that is the result of close contact with a male friend

If my girlfriend figures out that I have a Broner, I am fucked.

by Beelzebubba June 10, 2016

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when you nearly mangle your penis trying to use a vacuum suction tool to pleasure yourself

Can you believe that the reason Stephen went tranny was because he was hurt by the hoover when he was in high school?

by Beelzebubba June 16, 2016

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the pursuit of the elderly to satisfy your sexual needs

Jim spends at least one day a week volunteering at the local senior center and to get a little antiquing in.

by Beelzebubba September 09, 2016

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