Beelzebubba's definitions

Accordion

A woman who is being penetrated from both ends who is nothing more than the middle passage for two dudes trying to touch dicks

Lisa doesn't know it yet, but she is going to be nothing but an accordion for Stephen and Robert tonight.

by Beelzebubba June 16, 2016

KY Jammy

A situation where lubricant is needed but you don't have any on hand

Steven knew was in a KY Jammy because there was no way he was gonna be able to stick it up that that dude's butt without some KY jelly.

by Beelzebubba June 11, 2016

tickling the baby

When you perform oral sex on a pregnant woman

I like it when they're pregnant. It's almost like I am tickling the baby.

by Beelzebubba April 15, 2015

cockroach

a roach who has made a nest and laid eggs in the pubic region of a man

Stephen can't get a girlfriend anymore since he's got cockroaches.

by Beelzebubba June 16, 2016

Flossin

To run a towel betweee your ass cheeks in order to guarantee cleanliness and dryness

Stephen will be flossin his ass after a shower til he cannot smell a hint of butt on his towel.

by Beelzebubba June 11, 2016

pea patch

Woman's pubic hair that is kept well groomed.

I don't like a bush that is out of control, but there ain't nothing wrong with a pea patch.

by Beelzebubba May 18, 2015

face made for cock

one of those guys you see wearing a decorative sweater who just looks like he sucks cock

This asshole has a face made for cock.

by Beelzebubba April 7, 2015