Beelzebubba's definitions

shim it up

Any effort to make a loose hole tighter

Before I go in, I am going to have to find a way to shim it up.

by Beelzebubba April 15, 2015

KY Jammy

A situation where lubricant is needed but you don't have any on hand

Steven knew was in a KY Jammy because there was no way he was gonna be able to stick it up that that dude's butt without some KY jelly.

by Beelzebubba June 11, 2016

Skybrator

Bladeless turbine used for creating power via wind.

I ain't had to pay an electric bill since I put that skybrator in my yard.

by Beelzebubba March 16, 2021

face made for cock

one of those guys you see wearing a decorative sweater who just looks like he sucks cock

This asshole has a face made for cock.

by Beelzebubba April 7, 2015

cockroach

a roach who has made a nest and laid eggs in the pubic region of a man

Stephen can't get a girlfriend anymore since he's got cockroaches.

by Beelzebubba June 16, 2016

antiquing

the pursuit of the elderly to satisfy your sexual needs

Jim spends at least one day a week volunteering at the local senior center and to get a little antiquing in.

by Beelzebubba September 9, 2016

reaching for corn

when someone is sticking their tongue far up your ass as possible

Stephen had his tongue so far up my ass, he must have been reaching for corn.

by Beelzebubba June 16, 2016