Beelzebubba's definitions

pea patch

Woman's pubic hair that is kept well groomed.

I don't like a bush that is out of control, but there ain't nothing wrong with a pea patch.

by Beelzebubba May 18, 2015

full carrot

when a dog is aroused to the point that there is more wiener showin than fur

Whatever you did to Max when you were petting him has made him go full carrot.

by Beelzebubba July 22, 2016

Cornbread mouth

when someone with a Southern accent goes overboard with the "honeys" and the "bless his heart" in order to get on someone's good side

Mama went all cornbread mouth when talking to the cop after he pulled her over.

by Beelzebubba January 3, 2018

face made for cock

one of those guys you see wearing a decorative sweater who just looks like he sucks cock

This asshole has a face made for cock.

by Beelzebubba April 7, 2015

antiquing

the pursuit of the elderly to satisfy your sexual needs

Jim spends at least one day a week volunteering at the local senior center and to get a little antiquing in.

by Beelzebubba September 9, 2016

cockroach

a roach who has made a nest and laid eggs in the pubic region of a man

Stephen can't get a girlfriend anymore since he's got cockroaches.

by Beelzebubba June 16, 2016

stingers

Hits from a bong. Rarely used in the singular form.

Matt, it's the stingers that keep me going, dude.

by beelzebubba May 23, 2005