14 definitions by Beckley
OMG stands for Omnipresent Meatball God. OMG is the god of meatballs, and he is also constantly with you.
by Beckley April 27, 2009
a phrase of description used when the word freak is simply not a large enough word to contain their freakishness. (the person being described probably belong on a leash too.)they are either extremely weird, perverted, or stalkerish.
Person #1: OMG did that freak on a leash Cameron just start humping your shoulder for no reason? EWWWW!
Person #2: EW now i have to burn my sweater!
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Person #1: Omg what is that kid Noah wearing? A SILVER TUXEDO? WHAT?
Person #2: wow what a freak on a leash
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Person #1: Is that CAMERON peering through your WINDOW? EEKKKKKK! ITS A FREAK ON A LEASH!
Person #2: No smart one, thats your reflection. But Cameron IS a freak on a leash
Person #2: EW now i have to burn my sweater!
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Person #1: Omg what is that kid Noah wearing? A SILVER TUXEDO? WHAT?
Person #2: wow what a freak on a leash
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Person #1: Is that CAMERON peering through your WINDOW? EEKKKKKK! ITS A FREAK ON A LEASH!
Person #2: No smart one, thats your reflection. But Cameron IS a freak on a leash
by Beckley April 27, 2009
What it sounds like when someone keeps asking, "Can I see?", and a description of an annoying person who is constantly trying to butt into your business.
by Beckley April 10, 2009
The text message language (txt spk)of abbreviations that is further extended to instant messaging- "chatting"- on a computer. cht spk stands for chat speak. Generally, In cht spk, the use of vowels in long words is eliminated, and any word or syllable that sounds like a number is written as a number. silent letters are eliminated, and letter combinations are replaced with a similar sounding single letter if possible.
(The following is in cht spk)
Person #1: hy wassp bab? (hey whats up babe?)
Person #2: nm u? (nothing much, you?)
Person #1: jst chilln. (just chilling)
Person #1: hy wassp bab? (hey whats up babe?)
Person #2: nm u? (nothing much, you?)
Person #1: jst chilln. (just chilling)
by Beckley April 14, 2009
I accidently texted my friend from my Iphone that I jade a friend. I meant to say I made a friend. What a stupid touch-o!
by Beckley March 27, 2009
the lump that one gets when wearing braces. it makes the area on your cheeks and mouth swell so you have a lump looking something like a muzzle. they are omnipresent while you have brackets. braces lumps suddenly disappear after braces are removed.
by Beckley August 13, 2009