7 definitions by Bboxed

When you get blue balls from a girl.
Hey man. I almost got laid. Yeah. I didn't blue balled. I gave her blue box.

Blue box that bitch.

That your BB?
Nah I just blue boxed that bitch!
by Bboxed March 14, 2014
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Someone that is so douchy they just shoot douche all over the place. The level of douchebag is so high you are vulnerable to being hit by this douche spray so becareful when chillin' nearby such monstrosities.

Generally used in the form of "d pistol" for a shorter version mainly because a douche pistol should not entertain a nanosecond of your time.
Wow that guy is wearing an Affliction shirt, Ed Hardy pants, has Hep C, listens to Bret Michaels, and is from Scottsdale Arizona.

Yeah he is your typical d pistol.

Nice Ed hardy tank bro!
Thanks!
Yeah those guys are douche pistols...
by Bboxed June 13, 2014
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When autocorrect autocorrects itselt. The systematic nature of autocorrect causes itself to crash upon itself and result in an illegal exception.
Alana: I had to blow a homeless dude last night to get a ginger ale.

Megan: Alana!
Alana: OMG! That's not what I typed! I meant to say "I had to trade a hobo last night for a dingle ale".
Megan: Oh that stupid autocorreft.
by Bboxed June 19, 2014
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This is a person that can undergo festivals without any issues. The person is comparable to that of an Olympian. The person also knows the in/outs for any event regardless of it's genre.
Did we lose Mandy at NIN?
Yeah, she ain't festival ready.
by Bboxed September 3, 2014
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This is a person that can undergo festivals without any issues. The person is comparable to that of an Olympian. The person also knows the in/outs for any event regardless of it's genre.
Did we lose Mandy at NIN?
Yeah, she ain't festival ready.
by Bboxed September 3, 2014
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The actual pronunciation of the coined term Republican. The CANT expresses a habitual loss of progressive acceptance and consideration. A republiCANT can't understand that the world is changing and what was cool in the 20's, just isn't that cool anymore.
That guy can't understand new ideas.

He's definitely a republiCANT!
by Bboxed June 17, 2014
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A game that is typically played in a drunken state of mind. You must acquire the munchies by whatever means necessary in order to begin game play. The participant then orders multiple slices of pizza. As the munchies take over, the pizza will magically disappear. This game is really fun and also really really scary!
Bryan: I'm starving. Where do you want to hit up for food?
Drew: Ah man, I'm still full from last night. I was up all night after the bars playing pizza ghost.
Bryan: Sounds scary!
by Bboxed June 10, 2014
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