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Definitions by Baulchy666

Hot monocle

The result of ejaculating in another persons eye. Also known as 'pink eye'.
Hot monocle by Baulchy666 August 17, 2009
The result of having a male ejaculate in one's eye. Also known as the 'hot monocle'
Steve has pinkeye, he got a hot monocle last nigt.
Pinkeye by Baulchy666 August 17, 2009

Draw an Ace 

To wipe the arse after a shit very thoroughly with consecutive pieces of toilet paper, until the last wipe is shit free. To ensure the anus is completely free of poo after a dump.
I am fastidious regarding my anal hygeine. I always ensure I draw an Ace after taking a shit.
Draw an Ace by Baulchy666 December 22, 2008