2 definitions by BaudScaler
The Baudains Scale is a way of measuring how attractive someone is.
As opposed to the usual rating system based on a score out of 10, the Baudains Scale adopts a time frame as the scale ranging from 6pm / 18:00 to 2am / 02:00. This score is considered when you are out on the town drinking with friends or colleagues relating to the amount of alcohol you would consume before taking them home.
Giving an individual a score of 6pm would be the equivalent of a 10/10 and would require no alcohol consumption. On the other hand, giving a score of 2am means you would be heavily intoxicated and would regret your decision in the morning.
As opposed to the usual rating system based on a score out of 10, the Baudains Scale adopts a time frame as the scale ranging from 6pm / 18:00 to 2am / 02:00. This score is considered when you are out on the town drinking with friends or colleagues relating to the amount of alcohol you would consume before taking them home.
Giving an individual a score of 6pm would be the equivalent of a 10/10 and would require no alcohol consumption. On the other hand, giving a score of 2am means you would be heavily intoxicated and would regret your decision in the morning.
Man 1 - "Her at the bar Baudains Scale, go!"
Man 2 - "A good 11pm"
Man 1 - "Not a chance, that's a strong 1am"
Man 2 - "A good 11pm"
Man 1 - "Not a chance, that's a strong 1am"
by BaudScaler December 12, 2017
SFWS stands for Small Fat Woman Syndrome
This is generally used to describe woman who are 5' 5" or under, have an obvious overeating habit and are general arseholes.
They use their arseholeness to compensate for their evergrowing belt size
This is generally used to describe woman who are 5' 5" or under, have an obvious overeating habit and are general arseholes.
They use their arseholeness to compensate for their evergrowing belt size
Person 1 : "Why is she such a dick?"
Person 2 : "Probably suffers from SFWS"
You look over and see the contents of the fridge being Henry the Hoovered
Person 1 : "Ah of course, that makes sense"
Person 2 : "Probably suffers from SFWS"
You look over and see the contents of the fridge being Henry the Hoovered
Person 1 : "Ah of course, that makes sense"
by BaudScaler January 30, 2018