BJ's definitions

madeira girls

Girls who go places in life and can get whatever they want with just a simple smile. girls who get men with smarts and humor not by being slutty and easy. madeira girls are the only females who are candidates for presidency.

"man those madeira girls are the bomb, they can run my country any time"

by BJ December 28, 2004

fish hook

Kicking a guy in the nuts from behind and make it so your toe connects directly with the scrotum, gooch or tip of penis. Also known as a candy cane.

Dude I fucking gave Kalen the biggest fish hook and it didn't even hurt the little pussy.

by BJ February 21, 2005

uber geek

A person who is the ultimate computer geek. Knows programming and web design and operating systems and networking and hardware and just about everything else you can think of.

My MCSE instructor was a retired Navy uber geek.

by BJ July 18, 2003

Kirika

noun: AK staff member, bisexual pedophile, rapper, and canadian.

Bad kirika, noobs are not for you'r personal entertainment!!

by Bj July 10, 2004

420

The number that follows 419.

<What number comes after 419?>
<420! You idiot!>

by BJ August 25, 2004

busier than a two-peckered billy goat

Incredibly busy in an agressive fashion

Lately, work's been busier than a two-peckered billy goat.

by BJ November 2, 2003

baum

stupid gay dumb-ass

Bob

by Bj August 10, 2003