compaq

an extremely shitty computer where everything is built into the motherboard so nothing can be upgraded.

Compaq is the best thing in computers since AOL!

by BJ March 20, 2003

trump card

To be used in place of saying you're getting laid.

I can't hang with guys tonight. I'm playing my trump card.(Sex trumps everything else}

by BJ December 16, 2003

grits

The Southern version of pollenta.

by BJ July 18, 2003

bitches

A word used to describe a lowley group of woman.

Get in the kitchen and bake me a pie bitches.

by BJ February 20, 2003

spokedroid

A person who speaks nothing but rubish on a companys behalf.

A Telstra spokedroid was quoted as saying during a press release today...

by BJ June 26, 2003

black latin

you add izz in the midst of the word wherever it is easiest to speak it.

lizzet mizee brizzeak it dizzown for yizzou. DAMN IT'S LIKE ANOTHER LIZZANGUAGE!!

by BJ January 08, 2005

cannibal

a species that eats its own kind. specificly, when a nigger eats its own feces.

look at whoopi take a crap on that plate. now she's eating it! what a cannibal!

by bj September 22, 2005