BJ's definitions

kluger

A mythical creature with a large penis, typically more than half of it's body weight

-I think I saw a Kluger in the woods, but my friend said "It's not a Kluger."
-I am hung like a Kluger!

by BJ October 15, 2003

fish hook

Kicking a guy in the nuts from behind and make it so your toe connects directly with the scrotum, gooch or tip of penis. Also known as a candy cane.

Dude I fucking gave Kalen the biggest fish hook and it didn't even hurt the little pussy.

by BJ February 21, 2005

Kirika

noun: AK staff member, bisexual pedophile, rapper, and canadian.

Bad kirika, noobs are not for you'r personal entertainment!!

by Bj July 10, 2004

420

The number that follows 419.

<What number comes after 419?>
<420! You idiot!>

by BJ August 25, 2004

uber geek

A person who is the ultimate computer geek. Knows programming and web design and operating systems and networking and hardware and just about everything else you can think of.

My MCSE instructor was a retired Navy uber geek.

by BJ July 18, 2003

nightcrawler

male sex organ (penis)

My nightcrawler is craving some action.

by BJ December 16, 2003

Doo'dee

phonetic form of doody

by BJ July 10, 2003