3 definitions by Azsskater2
by Azsskater2 April 16, 2015
A strong vegetable farmed in willy wonka's factory. He gets them from a select few of very strong Oompa Loompas that have dicks shaped like miniature chimichangas that are orange. They cut off their Peni and dry them out and give them to willy wonka. Then in four to six weeks they regenerate a new penis and the cycle starts again. Willy wonka then sends assloads of these Peni to Mexico where they are vastly distributed as carrots. Now you know the full truth about carrots. Also, ranch dressing is Oompa Loompa cum, and lettuce is their pubes. Carrot juice is shredded Oompa Loompa penis and carrot candies from china are mashed, melted, and refrozen Oompa Loompa peni.
Oh man! I accidentally ate a still-wet Oompa Loompa dick! It is really soggy! Carrots are lesbian food!
by Azsskater2 April 29, 2014
The holy bible of skateboarders. Referee to as "the mag" or "the zine." Thrasher magazine creates a lifestyle that many skaters abide by everywhere. Thrasher mag is the blood that courses through San Francisco, the heart of skateboarding. It is the only magazine that truly matters in skateboarding.
Skater 1: Did you pick up the new mag?
Skater 2: of course! Thrasher magazine is the best!
Skater 1: I know! I look forward to it every month!
Skater 2: of course! Thrasher magazine is the best!
Skater 1: I know! I look forward to it every month!
by Azsskater2 April 30, 2014