3 definitions by Averagespursenjoyer

Arsenal

1. A huge football club in North London. Most successful team in domestic Cup and third best league winner (13 titles). Main rivals are spurs and chelsea. Pretty good football team, and this is comming from a spurs fan xD
2. A popular roblox game
3. The nuclear arsenal that I have stockpiled, all pointed at your house

Definition 1 - "I'm an arsenal fan. Pretty cool ngl. Can't wait to be spurs!"
Definition 2 - "bro I'm so cracked at arsenal
Definition 3 - "my nuclear arsenal is all pointed at your house"

by Averagespursenjoyer January 10, 2022

Spurs

1. A huge football team located in North London. Main rivals are Arsenal and Chelsea (arsenal SEEMS more intense, but Chelsea vs Spurs is even worse, according to many). Least successful out of the 3 largest clubs in London (note - when I say largest, it is purely revenue based, nothing to do with history or trophies won)
2. A huge sports team located in San Antonio (I'm not from America i don't know if this is correct). Apparently they are also really successful, yet I cant confirm this

Tottenham fan : "spurs is the best!"
San Antonio fan : "agreed!"
Arsenal fan : "wait there are MORE THEN 1 SPURS TEAMS?!?!?!?"
Tottenham fan : "wait what?"
San Antonio fan : "I think he got mixed up. San Antonio spurs isint a football/soccer team whatever you call it"
Arsenal fan : "oh, sorry for the misunderstanding"
Tottenham fan : "no problem"

by Averagespursenjoyer January 10, 2022

Harry

Its my name, nothing that special.
Yeah I'm not gonna be a person who just goes "(INSERT MALE NAME) has a huge dick

My name is Harry. I guess that's cool tbh

by Averagespursenjoyer January 10, 2022